19 Bookmarks by offthetv
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Drown In Me by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2023
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun enter rut at the same time. Things go as well as you'd think.
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18 Jul 2025
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Rio Vidal hasn’t bitten a living person in almost a century - not even when the hunger scraped her ribs raw.
No, she follows her rules, the ones she carved into herself - and she never breaks them. Not ever.
Until one night, after neglecting her hunger for almost a week, she gets sloppy sneaking into Westview Memorial's Blood Bank and a dark-haired, really beautiful nurse puts her hand in front of her food.
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or recluse vampire g!p Rio and nurse Agatha w a biting kink- Language:
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- 9/?
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27 Jun 2025
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Chapter 17:
here's 10k words of pegging...
and your reminder that the fortnite battle pass ends soon make sure you log in and complete your battle pass
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- G!P Rio! <- that’s your warning- Language:
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- 84,585
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- 17/?
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05 Jun 2025
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Public Bookmark 133
Mystery Work
Part of under construction!!
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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05 Apr 2025
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Rio’s face was already warm and sweaty from working in the early spring sun, but now her face is heated for another reason. She tries to turn away, pretend like she never saw anything, but before her mind can battle against her body and rip her eyes from this fucking bombshell, blue eyes glance her way and catch her in the act.
“Hey!” It’s at this that Rio notices that not only is this woman prancing around in her underwear near open windows, but the window is a little cracked, making Rio able to hear this woman crystal clearly. “What do you think you’re—”
Rio’s mouth opens to say something, anything— working really hard to not look like a fish out of water— but her wheelbarrow hits a stray rock in Lilia’s yard and she falls headfirst into the pile of literal dirt.
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OR, Rio is only trying to do a favor for her godmother; the last thing she needs is one of her godmother’s eccentric neighbors parading around in her underwear. Especially when said neighbor is extremely hot.
based on the comic by evgar_ on twitter!
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25 Mar 2025
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Rio is new to playing human and has never been around for her lover’s time of the month before. She mistakes Agatha’s period for her going into heat, like an animal, because humans are animals too, right? It triggers something primal inside of them both, and before they know it, they’re exploring new kinks they have never contemplated before.
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- Part 1 of carnal instincts
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28 Jan 2025
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Public Bookmark 1032
Mystery Work
Part of SecretstashofEcho
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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24 Dec 2024
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“We’re both lucky that Charles doesn’t give a damn about anything but drug busts,” Rio murmurs pointedly. “Neither of us need to go to court for a fucking domestic right now.”
“Oh, please, like any of that would hold up in court,” Agatha scoffs sharply. “That was the most illegal arrest I’ve ever seen, heard of, or been a part of, Special Agent.”
Rio glares at her. “Actually, it was quite legal. You physically assaulted a government agent.” Rio pauses, narrowing her eyes as she adds, “twice.”
“Maybe next time don’t lean into a purps car,” she advises with a light shrug. Rio stares at her, lip steadily bleeding. Shifting on her feet, Agatha clears her throat and tosses her hands in the air. Agatha looks at her as if to say, ‘what can you do?’.
“And then you bit me. . .?”
OR: Holiday themed fake dating AU meets the estranged wives who still yearn AU with a little bit of crime drama sprinkled in and more smut than I anticipated
(Part Two currently in progress)
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- Part 3 of Agatha X Rio
- Part 1 of Hate, Love, and Vindication
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- 166,426
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- 31/31
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23 Dec 2024
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To Exist in the Face of Suffering and Death by MoonBreath98
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Jun 2025
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A collection of smutty one-shots of Agatha and Rio, BDSM elements but always safe, sane, and explicitly consensual.
I’m no longer anonymous! Come say hi on Twitter @moonbreath98 :D
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- Chapters:
- 21/21
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10 Dec 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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07 Dec 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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- 2/2
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06 Dec 2024
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29 Nov 2024
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Agatha is alone when she fights Rio. No one comes to her rescue.
So Rio proposes a truce––Agatha has to get her purple back before they can finish the fight, and every time that she fails to get her magic, Rio gets to make her do something she doesn't want to do.
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- 13/25
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17 Nov 2024
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16 Nov 2024
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07 Nov 2024
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“I…” Agatha’s voice trails off. “I don’t know…” She retreats to her couch like a dog with its tail between its legs. “This would be a bad idea. It would be a really bad idea.”
She makes a fair point. Usually, people aren’t in a rush to have sex with the person who lured their six-year-old child into the afterlife, but Agatha’s always been different, hasn’t she? Besides, this wouldn’t be the first time. Nor would it be the last, Rio reckons.
“Does that suddenly deter you?” She asks, her voice suddenly sweet like sugar. “I know a few things you’ve done specifically because it was a bad idea.”
Agatha takes a moment to consider it, then jumps off the couch. “You know what? Fuck it.”
Rio’s eyes widen. “I’m not an it.”
Or, Rio visits Agatha to discuss a case, and by discuss a case, she means the exact opposite of that.
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03 Nov 2024
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Laced by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jan 2024
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Crowley has always loved lingerie, but hasn't ever owned a proper corset. Aziraphale fixes this problem, and of course they need to test it out. Shameless, luxurious smut, featuring amazing illustrations by the absolutely incredible Gleafer!
Written for Good Omens After Dark Smut War!
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29 Apr 2024
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“So, let me get this straight,” Crowley said, dragging that r a little for best effect. “Your librarian asks for an escort, and the first person you think of is me?”
When tabloid reporter Anthony Crowley gets roped into posing as the loving partner of their intern’s fussy librarian friend for an infernal wedding in the country, he has an inkling that he won’t come out of that little spot of bother unscathed. There is more to Aziraphale than meets the eye, and soon Crowley will discover that relationships are not for the faint of heart.
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20 Oct 2023
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Trapped by a brutal sandstorm, Kaveh is accidentally forced into exploring the lewd architecture of one of King Deshret's old temples deep under the dunes. Inside, there is a strange device containing a shred of the old God King's mind; unique knowledge that King Deshret had to seal away from even himself to prevent far too much indulgence in the carnal enlightenment.
Kaveh realizes this is a find that many scholars would kill for.
Except there's a few issues:
This part of the God King's mind is far too lascivious to not impart every bit of his sensual knowledge into Kaveh's skin.
And King Deshret looks exactly like Alhaitham.
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08 Apr 2023