text by (olive2read)

a green dragon with rainbow spines wearing a black leather jacket. smoke drifts from its nostrils. on a mottled orange background.



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    Many years ago, Brian David Gilbert made a shocking revelation about a famous Swedish pop group. With very little alteration, nearly all of their hits could be performed by Halloween villains.

    Frightened of what he learned, Brian buried his discovery in the dark recesses of his mind and swore to never share it with the world. Until October 2021…


    Following the publication of this breakthrough, carboncopies and olive2read were hit with another, even more startling, realisation.

    While a few of AᗺBA’s songs may have been written by Halloween monsters, many were written by monsterFUCKERS.

    This monsterfucking team has spent the summer painstakingly peeling back the layers to uncover the truth behind the sweet disco beats and seemingly innocuous lyrics. And what a glorious truth it is! A call to action! Monsterfuckers AƧSEMBLE!

    1. Tentacles!
    2. Dimitrescu
    3. On and On and On (Come Ghost Hunting)
    4. When I Kissed the Preacher
    5. The Visitor (Distortion)
    6. I’m Your Mother’s Clone
    7. Even Though We Always Fight

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    This Christmas, Stevie’s 12 bottle tradition gets a makeover ... without getting left behind

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