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Smirking not-so-subtly into his soup, he thought: no one has asked me a question in 45 minutes—
“So what do you do?”
Startled, Crowley’s head shot up, glass of wine halfway to his mouth frozen. Laughter and titterings around the table stopped as all eyes turned to Crowley. Wishing his glasses were still on, his eyes swung to the priest sitting beside him.
Father Aziraphale’s face was brightened by a kind, soft smile as he looked expectantly at Crowley, who swallowed down his surprise and did his best to recover. He put the glass back down.
“I, uh, run a bookshop,” he replied, with a tight but grateful smile.Ineffable Fleabag AU
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Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other by ominousflags
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Nov 2023
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After their disastrous meeting in St. James Park in 1862, Crowley flees to America to busy himself with the war, while Aziraphale sits and stews in London. Until, that it is, he receives an assignment to monitor the progress of the new Transatlantic Railroad on the Californian border. He is relieved to find Crowley there already, but the darker side of American expansion threatens to undo everything Aziraphale believes in.
OR: Neil said Crowley and Aziraphale in the Wild West.
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While scheming of ways to get the lesbians across the way to fall in love via perfect kiss, Crowley and Aziraphale decide maybe their lack of experience in that area is probably to their detriment, actually.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Playlist Series
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“Hey angel, what would you say if I said I should live inside your trousers like a box of Tampax?”
Aziraphale thought that if he were capable of it, he would have fainted.
“I’m changing this number,” he managed.A record of Aziraphale's and Crowley's phone calls through the years--but certainly not a comprehensive one.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Playlist Series
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Crowley drew in a breath. “Could always say I was trying to tempt you,” he said on an exhale, eyes locked safely behind his glasses. “And that it didn’t work, of course.”
Aziraphale tutted at him disapprovingly, trying not to show the thrill the words gave him. “Is that allowed? Downstairs, I mean. Tempting an angel?”
Crowley shrugged. “Sounds a lot better than helping one out with a magic trick. Oodles more torture with that, I think.”The night that never ends in 1941 ends a little differently, with the help of a sentient gramophone.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Playlist Series
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In which I have challenged myself to write a one shot for every song on my Azricrow playlist, which can be found here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5OuuepufNUiqwX6KWcghRi?si=6ec668280b164360- Words:
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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12 Apr 2024
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Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
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17 Feb 2024
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Crowley has one goal: sell the run-down lodge in the Cascades that his uncle left him in his will.
He doesn't expect to meet someone like Aziraphale, the kind handyman working on his uncle's property who turns out to be more of an enigma than Crowley first thought.
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- Part 1 of Under Construction and a Few Extras
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17 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.
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17 Feb 2024
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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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17 Feb 2024