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A Life of Almost by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jun 2025
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"So. Yeah. That's how I became a daddy of two babies," Gojo drawls.
After the mindfuck and heartbreak that was Geto Suguru, 17-year-old Gojo Satoru tells himself he must move on. Unfortunately, the universe decides to send him a big 'Fuck You' in the form of two babies that look eerily similar to his ex-best friend, sitting snug in a box right outside his front door.
Or, after everything goes wrong during the battle against Kaguya, Kakashi and Obito die and reincarnate together as the sons of two emotionally constipated teenagers. They cope.
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- Part 5 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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03 Aug 2025
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Finished chapter 4!
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Three weeks after Kannabi Bridge, Fugaku gives him an ultimatum: either marry the late Obito Uchiha or give up the sharingan. He chooses marriage.
Or: Kakashi falls in love with a dead boy.
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Aluminum – This hole in my heart is proof of life by Alfonsiny
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
26 Nov 2025
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In a land of hundreds of possibilities, everything that must align to produce a singular outcome is so finicky, so minuscule. There is a set of choices that produce a child left in the dark night for cold to comfort, in that outcome, perhaps help arrives too late, perhaps the consequences are even more drastic than sought. There are sets of choices where this night does not even occur, avoidable long before the very idea of its existence can be conjured. But here the night comes, the cold comes, everything goes as planned, except...
On the night the Uchiha Clan is slaughtered, life in Konoha changes, and the people affected by this fateful night transcend the dead.
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09 Jul 2025
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Finished chapter 3!
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After a near-death experience at the hands of one of the villagers, Naruto and Kakashi have switched bodies, with no idea how long it’ll last, no idea how to get back, and no idea how to deal with it. But, hey, they have each other, so maybe it won’t be as bad? (It’s going to be so bad.)
A Naruto & Kakashi focused (fluffy?) story.
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Kakashi Hatake is a terrible traitor.
He fled the Hidden Leaf over a decade ago. But despite his missing-nin status, Kakashi keeps getting pulled into their messes. Between a shinobi terrorist group, a sassy fifteen-year-old, and a snarky chakra fox, Kakashi doesn't have time to deal with the Hidden Leaf's problem. But when the Akatsuki make the mistake of messing with his kid, Kakashi is more than willing to side with the Leaf. Come hell or high water, he'll do whatever it takes to keep Naruto safe.
And hell hath no fury like a Hatake scorned.(A missing-nin Kakashi adopts Naruto AU featuring best friend Gaara, pervy uncle Jiraiya, sass master Kurama, and a very, very confused Konoha
1211. Sequel to The Fox Runs From Fire.)Series
- Part 2 of Fast the Fox, Bright the Fire
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Replacement Head Disciple: Shen Yuan by scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Oct 2023
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The Sun and Moon Dew Flower grows quickly in the qi-rich environment of Qing Jing peak. But when it finishes growing, something unexpected happens.
Everyone wonders, who is this Shen Yuan, coming in out of nowhere to take the head disciple’s post? Living in Shen Qingqiu’s house, eating meals with him, calling him da-ge?
Original Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s losing his mind. How did his little brother manage to get into So. Much. Trouble.
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- Part 1 of Replacement Head Disciple Series
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Locked and Loaded by Hellister
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2024
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[THIS SYSTEM IS SORRY FOR USER’S DISSATISFACTION WITH HIS ASSIGNED ROLE, BUT IT IS THE BEST CHOICE IF THE GOAL IS TO CHANGE THE NOVEL FOR THE BETTER! AS AN APOLOGY GIFT FOR THIS AND THE DELAY ON LOADING USER INTO HIS ASSIGNED ROLE, THIS SYSTEM CAN GRANT 1(one) SPECIAL ITEM OF USER’S CHOOSING!]
‘... So I can wish for anything?’
[USER ヽ(；▽；)ノ! YES, 1(one) SPECIAL ITEM OF USER 'S CHOOSING!]
‘Then, I wish for a gun.’
[ ...【・ヘ・?】]
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Shen Yuan finally gets the gun that he always deserved.
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If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2025
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When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.
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Cracked Mirror by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2022
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Seriously, did Shen Yuan like, transmigrate or something? Wouldn’t he at least get a System to tell him what the fuck is happening if he did? How long has his body been here anyway? Did it die of hunger? Someone throw him a bone for fucks sake!
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2025
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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Obito Uchiha is a determined, intelligent knucklehead. Really, he is very smart but he's also incredibly stupid. His arch nemesis and sworn enemy, Kakashi Hatake is much the same. Obito would argue, however, that Kakashi is even more stupid than him, a hard argument to make but not an impossible one.
As it turns out, their mutual stupid gets in the way of several things such as, drum roll please, their very obvious feelings for each other. The only problem is those feelings are obvious to everyone except Obito and Kakashi. But as they're forced to spend more time together and Obito learns more about his rival, he realizes maybe the guy isn't so bad after all...
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Mumbo drops his hands from the ceiling to cross his arms petulantly. “In fact, why isn’t Scar taking up this job?”
Scar is, indeed, sitting very daintily on a plush chair that Grian hadn’t seen him drag in. “Don’t let me bother you!” he says, giving them a wide wave. “Wouldn’t want to interrupt your learning!”
“I didn’t even want to be here,” Mumbo bemoans. “I’m not good at gardening, Grian, we both know it! I could be- I could be building a flying machine right now.”
He says that wistfully, and Grian takes one hand off of the dirt he’s pressing against the ground - ceiling - whatever, and sets it on Mumbo’s very white shirt. “Mumbo,” he says, with a gentle and caring tone. His friend looks up at him.
Mumbo’s dark eyes are practically voids in the dank man-made cavern, and dirt flecks have rubbed their ways onto his face like a smattering of stars.
“I’m only going to say this once,” Grian continues, and the shoulder underneath his hand relaxes. “Get good.”
Or: Grian has some grass issues. Mumbo and Scar try to help.
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- Part 1 of all goes outward and onward
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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
14 Sep 2025
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Dear system, is it gay to sleep with a guy? And no it’s not the scum villain! by Panpan37 for lesbian_alpha_and_my_wife_is_shenjiu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2024
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Shen Qingqiu meets a strange man on a mission. The man is calm, weirdly friendly, and single handedly gets them out of being kidnapped with absolutely no cultivation. Obviously, Shen Qingqiu needs to investigate this guy and see what’s up with him. He’s way too suspicious!
Shen Yuan doesn’t think anything about when he got kidnapped but luckily had read up on the beast that got him. He meets a stupidly pretty boy—curse book characters born unfairly hot!—and continues to see him.
Nothing can go wrong, right?
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- Part 3 of Scumcum fics cuz I love them
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Heart Made of Strings by Ravennest
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.
According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying
“Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.
Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.
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28 May 2025
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Finished chapter 9!!
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A Companion of Mist and Fog by Nurispuri
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2025
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The only thing standing in Shen Jiu's way to becoming a peak lord is a stupid bonded beast. After countless failed attempts, his luck seems to take a turn for the better as he meets a nearly extinct species of beast and manages to bond with it.
It's only... The beast doesn't appear as mindless as expected, and Shen Qingqiu quickly finds himself growing fond of it regardless of the circumstances of their bonding nor his previous attitude towards beasts. Still, no matter how close they grow, he can't shake the feeling of his unlikely companion keeping some secret from him.
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28 May 2025
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Finished chapter 17!
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Honored Eternal Path of Demise by TheDarkSideCupCake
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2025
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It's bad enough when Shen Yuan dies. It's even worse when he transmigrates into the worst horror game inspired by Proud Immortal Demon Way that could ever be imagined. But nothing is more terrible than transmigrating as the scum villain Shen Qingqiu, the character with the most violent and grotesque deaths the game has to offer!
Couldn't he have transmigrated into the stallion novel instead? At least there his character would only have to die once!
Now Shen Yuan has to navigate his new life as Shen Qingqiu while trying to keep not only himself alive, but also a cast of characters, each more suicidal than the next. A goal he is going to fail. A lot. Many times. Too many times!
At least he can spend some time with his favorite character Luo Binghe while stuck in this mess.
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- Part 1 of Honored Eternal Path of Demise
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Two Sides of the Same Coin by Otno
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2025
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‘It is unacceptable to have someone so foolish running around in my body. I am a peak lord! The sect strategist. I will not have some irresponsible brat ruin everything that I have built up.’
[ Host is not very self-aware. ]
‘If I find a way to kill you during my research, that will be an additional benefit.’ Shen Qingqiu hissed at the System.
Every day, Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan switch bodies. Neither of them wants anything to do with the other, but if they want to avoid their now-shared fate of becoming a human stick, they’ll have to find a way to work together.
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2025
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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28 May 2025
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Finished chapter 12!