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Just take a break Eds by oneblunt2pens
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Oct 2021
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Eddie had been working non-stop for the past 2 weeks. Richie doesn't like the fact that her computer is getting more attention than her.
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Liquor Store Love [UNDER REVISION] by oneblunt2pens
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Sep 2021
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It wasn’t uncommon for Richie to stop by a liquor store on his way to and from work. In fact, sightings of the semi-famous comedian walking in and out of said store was very much the norm. The only thing that puzzled bystanders was the fact that he would always leave empty handed, as if he just strolled in there to take a peak and then leave. Some speculated that he was doing illegal business but of course there was absolutely no evidence of the sort. Others thought Richie walked in to keep tabs on the liquor industry but that seemed like an odd pastime, even for the odd comedian. So people just wondered and wondered.
What the outside didn’t know was that there was a very cute part-timer working there and he was the main reason Richie found himself inside the store, even on his busiest days. This cutie had a name and it was Eddie Kaspbrak.
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Center of her Attention by oneblunt2pens
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
16 Aug 2021
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Eddie wasn't supposed to be up at 12 am waiting for Richie to get back from her interview. There wasn't even supposed to be an interview, but as Richie said, she can't say no to a pretty lady. That wasn't supposed to make Eddie jealous the more she thought about it. She saw the lady when she dropped Richie off. Tall, blond, and definitely giving Richie bedroom eyes.
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I love it when you call me big poppa by oneblunt2pens
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2021
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Stanley gets a call from Eddie around 8 in the morning to inform him that his boyfriend, Richie, won't stop rapping 'Big Poppa' by The Notorious B.I.G.
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Homelander has been dead for three years. Vought is rubble in the dirt. The good guys won. Butcher feels like he finally deserves a holiday.
So why the fuck is Homelander hiding away in a cabin with no fucking memories and a brand new conscience?
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26 Jul 2026
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It’s a new beginning for the Butcher-Gillman family as they try to adapt to their new life and hide their supernatural nature from people. It won’t be easy, but they’re learning.
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26 Jul 2026
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Washington, D.C. (2029).
In a gated suburban community, Billy Butcher has settled in with John and Ryan.
John, swayed away from Vought years ago, has taken over all of the neighbourhood associations and roams the community with his pack of Karens. He's found his people.
Billy is exasperated, but weirdly content.
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11 Jul 2026
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"What's in it for me? The way things have gone tits up lately, if I killed ya they'd build a statue of ya in Times-Fucking-Square. And I'd die covered in my own shit with a smile on my fucking face knowing you spend the rest of your life unfulfilled." It's what made him so, so good at his job. The CIA knew it. That's why they tended to let Butcher get away with the things that he did. But in the end? All the work he'd done barely even made a dent in the bigger machinations going on behind the scenes at Vought.
"You're the one that wants to keep going. So. Sweeten the pot."
Homelander’s lip twitched at that first comment. He was used to the little quips and jabs from everyone, but coming from Butcher it was just a little more irritating than others. Maybe that was what he liked about William. He knew how to make it hurt.
His shoulders slowly rose and fell as he filled his lungs with as much air as they could hold, trying to calm his ever-beating heart as he was forced to pull his last attempt to get Butcher to take compound V.
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10 Jul 2026
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Eddie and his daughter Lilly are christmas shopping. Of course Lilly spots the cutest little dog in the whole shopping center and makes friends with it instantly. When Eddie sees the owner of the dog, he knows he´s fucked.
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24 Mar 2021