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Dick Grayson Is Fine (Jason Disagrees) by disasterzoneix
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Mar 2026
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“I’m tired, Hood.” He finally admits voice low.
The wind rips through the rooftop again whistling past the two men. Dick looks down at his side, the pain is coming back in full force now that he’s stopped trying to fight it.
“I just want to sleep,” he adds quietly. “Get some actual medical care for once instead of stitching everything on my own. Eat a cheeseburger and drink coffee like a normal freakin’ person.”
Dick can’t stop himself exhaling a laugh at the simplicity of his request, his hands trembling at his sides. “But I can’t. Because someone always needs something from me.”
The anger that’s been stewing beneath his ribs drains out of him as fast as it had come. Leaving him standing there on the rooftop feeling more exhausted than furious.
“I love you guys,” he admits more so to himself, than to Jason. His chest constricting despite his steady breathing visible against the dim sodium lights of the roof. “But I’m only one person.”
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Or: Dick is overwhelmed and Jason has to remind him to be an asshole sometimes.
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19 May 2026
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So Sweet Saluteth Me by Lishalalalalala for whaleofatime
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Dec 2023
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Sleep deprived™ Jason hangs out with Dick then they surprise Bruce at work with early lunch and some love. This fic is inspired by farmers’ markets on those summery days and the belief that if I run fast enough the sad can never catch me.
(I mean you are telling me that Bruce Thomas/Alan Wayne wouldn’t be absolutely BASKING in joy if his kids just decided to randomly show up at Wayne Enterprise and pay him a little midday visit? )
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19 May 2026
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Panic Buttons by Crowlows19
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
09 Nov 2019
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Cassie, Conner, and Bart go looking for a wayward Robin. Then they witness Bruce Wayne parenting Tim Drake and accidentally start the biggest rumor the superhero community has ever seen. Oops.
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- English
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19 May 2026
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Curl by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for sElkieNight60, TheyReapWhatWeSow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 May 2023
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Even without context, as always Dick is enthralling in his storytelling. “What’s happening?” Tim asks, fascinated to know what’s got Dick so animated this time.
It’s the smallest of expressions.
Dick blinks at him, like for a moment, he forgot Tim was there.
Then he’s twisting in his chair to face him, eyes bright with the promise of a new audience. “Okay, so - remember how I told you about my new manager at the studio? Well get this - he made this new rule that audience members aren’t allowed to wear hats when they come to see the kids’ recitals. It’s part of the ‘audience dress code’, a thing which one hundred percent he just made up himself - ”
Tim watches Dick attentively. He laughs at all the right points. He even lets out a small gasp when he knows it’s expected.
And it’s good. It’s a good story, and Dick is so happy to tell it.
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The frustrating thing when he gets like this is that it’s never triggered by anything real.
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19 May 2026
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‘Anyone ever tell you that you’re pretty?’ Fingertips dug into Jason’s chin, tilting his head side to side, surveying him, ‘all that bravado doesn’t suit a face like yours.’
Jason snarled and pulled at his restraints.
‘Ah, ah, ah,’ the leader chastised, voice light, ‘you’ve got the wrong idea. Pretty is a good thing. Pretty is useful.’
Or: Jason probably shouldn’t have tried to take down an entire gang without his armor. Fortunately, Nightwing is in the area. No one hurts Dick’s family and gets away with it.
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19 May 2026
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thatsochangeablechick: like i know there’s this post going around of Jason calling Bruce ‘dad’ sarcastically and getting freaked about it, but i want you to consider
jason calls bruce ‘dad’ and b is visibly moved, gruff voice shaky, sheen of tears behind lenses and all that, as he tries to brush past it (bc if b made a big deal jay would flip his shit, for the discourse ™ )
so jason gets into the habit of dropping the d-word in there just to see what he can get away with, want a batmobile? take it. fleeing his siblings after irritating them? you do you jay chum.________
"See, Tim?" Jason called over his shoulder sardonically. "Dad agrees with me."
He turned back to his food for a moment before the thought suddenly occurred to him that the Cave had gone near silent. He cautiously glanced back at the others. Alfred was still working away at stitching Tim up. Tim looked a little pale and sweaty, but he was glancing over at Jason with a look that was a mixture of concern and confusion. Bruce was standing stock-still, seemingly staring off into space.
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19 May 2026
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A companion piece to Of House and Home.
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- Part 2 of Of House and Home
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18 May 2026
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Tim is sixteen. Dick is suffering.
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- Part 1 of Of House and Home
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18 May 2026
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Individualized Education Plan by cowboysorceror, deadchannelradio
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
31 Dec 2024
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Damian pulls out his phone and dials Richard’s number- his chauffeur has been unfortunately painstakingly instructed to answer no calls whatsoever from Damian, and Alfred has begun to pretend that phones do not exist during school hours. Unsurprisingly, as it is eight in the morning, it goes to voicemail. Damian waits impatiently for the beep. “Richard,” he says, in tones of the deeply suffering, “this place is a hostile environment. I must be collected post-haste, as after this latest indignity I am dropping out. Come at once, or I may die here.”
The dynamic duo attend a parent-teacher conference. No one has a good day.
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18 May 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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18 May 2026
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Can't Stay Down (a Documentary) by SonoSvegliato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
22 Feb 2019
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Tim has a thrilling time after a tonsillectomy. Nat Geo Wild ensues.
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18 May 2026
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Redrawing the Lines by BirdChild
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 May 2020
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Dick finds out that Damian cut Tim's line.
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- Part 1 of Birds in Their Little Nest
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18 May 2026
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Bruce Wayne has a routine. A schedule that is never disrupted. The schedule is good for him. Keeps him on his toes. Keeps him disciplined. Everything is carefully arranged, and nothing ever goes wrong.
That is, before he finds a little boy crying in a circus.
After that, nothing goes according to the plan.
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15 May 2026
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i'm almost me again (and i'm freaking out about it) by queen_of_iceni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
25 Mar 2026
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“What’s wrong?” Dick asked. Bruce relaxed immediately - too immediately.
“Nothing, chum. Have some bacon.”
“Did something happen?” Dick took the bacon anyway, in preparation for a quick departure. “Do we have to suit up?”
“What?” Bruce blinked. “No. Nothing’s wrong, Dick. Eat your food. I’m going into work later for a meeting.”
“‘Kay,” Dick answered through a mouthful of bacon. “Is this about the fact that I called you Dad? I’m sorry, it just sort of slipped out. I won’t do it again.”
Bruce froze completely before setting his newspaper down.
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Dick calls Bruce 'Dad' and it unlocks a host of feelings for both of them. Since Bruce is terrible at communicating and Dick has many issues, it takes them a second to work it out.
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- Part 1 of bats need hugs too
- Part 1 of i'll be your father figure
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15 May 2026
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‘Jason-’ Stephanie started sweetly.
‘Here we go,’ Tim grumbled under his breath and Stephanie shot him a glare.
‘-I will give you two hundred dollars for that railroad station.’
Or: The family plays Monopoly and it goes exactly how you’d expect (Monopoly is played, won and thrown at someone’s face).
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15 May 2026
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"Alfred," Bruce says into the handset, leaning forward on his desk to accommodate the wire and rubbing at a tired eye behind his reading glasses.
"Master Bruce," the butler starts, "sorry to disturb you, but I have your eldest here, downstairs. He's found himself in a spot of bother."
"Again?"
or, Bruce's kids like to keep him on his toes. featuring a miserable Dick Grayson and an emotionally challenged Damian Wayne.
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15 May 2026
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We Dream in the Dark, for the Most Part by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU (Comics)
28 Oct 2020
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Jason is in the middle of lathering his hair with shampoo when suddenly the lights go out, leaving him in darkness. An instinctive chill runs down his spine, only to be replaced with annoyance. Of course. Beyond the shower spray, he can hear Lian shriek in fear, followed by Roy muttering curses.
Jason sighs. “Roy?” he calls.
“Handling it!”
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- Part 27 of Whumptober 2020
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13 May 2026
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Better Yet by TimmyJaybird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
06 Jul 2016
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Just a tiny glimpse into an afternoon at the Harper-Todd household.
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- Part 13 of 100 Themes Challenge
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13 May 2026
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Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby by Mizuphae, Niullum (orphan_account), novnx for jaybird1129
Fandoms: Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics)
25 Dec 2020
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Tim has a habit involving clothing. Namely, clothing that doesn’t belong to him.
5 times Tim steals someone’s clothes + 1 time someone beats him to the punch because sharing clothes is a different kind of love language, and there’s nothing better than feeling close to the people you care about.
And no Jason, that jacket doesn’t belong to you anymore.
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09 May 2026
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"Bruce didn’t grow up with people touching him often. His father used to ruffle his hair with pride, his mother to cup his cheek when she was talking about something serious with him. They would both kiss him good night and good morning, and on some occasions give him a hug, or even carry him to bed or to the car. But all in all, they weren’t of these people constantly close to those around them, and Bruce had always been alright with it. "
OR: Bruce never realized he was touch-starved for more hugs until he adopted Dick.
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- Part 2 of Bruce & Dick Weekend 2021
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08 May 2026