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Please delete my number by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 May 2026
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Somewhere between showing up in a rundown queens apartment and fighting his team, Tony seemed to unofficially adopt a reckless teenager. He is slightly regretting giving the kid his number.
Or a chat fic where Peter is giving Tony multiple gray hairs, panic attacks and at least a hundred reasons to wonder how this kid survived the past 15 years of his life.
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- Part 13 of Irondad and Spiderling
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super scary by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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Tony just needs a small blood sample from Peter, the issue is Peter is not the biggest fan of needles. But he decides not to mention that.
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Peter doesn’t like needles and apparently his fight or flight response involves arguing with Tony. Tony remains completely oblivious until it’s too late. Then they proceed to mildly bully each other.
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- Part 22 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Five Times Tony Patched Peter Up + The One Time He Couldn’t by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
23 Dec 2025
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Tony Stark never meant to become the unofficial medic for a teenage superhero with a death wish and no concept of self-preservation. But life, gravity, and dodgeball had other plans.
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Five times Peter manages to injure himself doing something monumentally stupid, and the one time Tony realized there are some things he can’t fix with his make shift first aid kit.
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- Part 20 of Irondad and Spiderling
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please don't make it real by pahahnope
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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Sometimes the hardest thing about trauma isn't what happened, it's realizing it happened at all.
For six years, Peter convinced himself it was normal. That he was just weird, just different. But a presentation from a charity shatters the careful lies he's built, and suddenly Peter has to face a truth he's spent his entire adolescence running from. And Tony can tell something has happened.
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- Part 21 of Irondad and Spiderling
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parties, presentations, and pandemonium by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Oct 2025
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"Thor stop! Thor don't-" Peter was practically climbing over his desk now, trying to protect his laptop from Thor's enthusiastic button-mashing.
The camera turned on.
Peter froze, his hand still extended toward the keyboard. He stared at the screen.
All of his supervisors stared back.
And behind Peter, clearly visible in frame were the Avengers. All of them. Clustered around his desk, staring at the laptop screen with varying expressions of surprise and interest.
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Peter Parker has a presentation to do online. Which would be fine, if he wasn't surrounded by hungover, argumentative, and overly enthusiastic avengers who found joy in his misfortune.
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a good kid by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Oct 2025
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A missing kid, a collapsed building, and a recording Tony can’t unhear.
Tony thought he’d seen every kind of loss, then Peter didn’t come home after homecoming night.
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- Part 19 of Irondad and Spiderling
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abandoned by blood by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Oct 2025
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Peter’s father walked out when he was five. His mother died three years later. Tony was there when it mattered, raising him, guiding him, and becoming the father he needed.
Now the man who walked away wants a place in Peter’s life, whether Peter wants him there or not.
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- Part 18 of Irondad and Spiderling
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deafly determined by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Oct 2025
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“Did you know Barton’s here?”
Natasha gave a short, confused shake of her head. “He is?”
“Yeah. He is. And he decided to tell the little shit of a kid that he’s deaf.”
Natasha’s face changed halfway through processing the sentence then narrowed. “Oh god. Does that mean—?”
“Yes.” Tony’s voice was flat with the kind of tired that lodged in bones. “It means the kid has decided to be deaf today.”
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Peter Parker realises Clint is partially deaf and decides to prepare himself for if he ever goes deaf by removing all of his auditory input. Tony is planning Clint's death.
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- Part 2 of spidey sense(less)
- Part 17 of Irondad and Spiderling
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blind ambition by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Oct 2025
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Peter Parker decides he might as well prepare for blindness after meeting a certain blind vigilante . Tony isn’t thrilled.
People find Peter doing peculiar shit with his eyes shut, they call Tony. Again, Tony isn’t thrilled.
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- Part 16 of Irondad and Spiderling
- Part 1 of spidey sense(less)
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a fraction away from nothing by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Oct 2025
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Peter’s breath came short, quick, and uneven.
He’d been closer before, hadn’t he? Closer to dying? He’d taken hits that should’ve flattened him. So why did this near miss make him feel like his soul was trying to crawl out of him?
His pulse was a drumbeat in his throat. He could still see the flash of the bullet in his peripheral vision, the narrow line it carved through the air, the way it had missed him. Barely, barely.
Spider-Man didn’t panic, but Peter Parker did.
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Peter Parker, the kid who could be stabbed, shot, thrown at a brick wall and still stand up and laugh about it; has a near miss with a bullet and it terrifies him. Tony has to navigate calming down a kid who can’t hear him properly.
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- Part 15 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Enough by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Oct 2025
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Peter’s always been good at pretending he’s fine. Tony’s always been good at noticing when someone isn’t, just never good at being talking about it.
Lately Peter has been doing everything right and Tony starts to realize that might be the problem.
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Peter Parker refuses to communicate his struggles and Tony can't figure out how to make the kid talk.
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- Part 14 of Irondad and Spiderling
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5 times Tony made Peter an omelette (and one time Peter made him one) by pahahnope
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker has an ability to delve into someone’s life and find a comfy place to stay, that’s what he did to Tony. The only issue is Tony worried more than the average folk, and he also thought everything was always his fault. Peter keeps getting himself into trouble as per usual and Tony has to learn how to care in the right way. Which, he is finding impossible.
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Five times Tony Stark is too emotionally constipated to say what he should so he keeps panic making peter omelettes, like that means anything. And one time Peter realises why he does it.
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- Part 12 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Liquid courage works wonders on you by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2025
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Through the fogged-up kitchen window, Tony spotted the disaster. Two disasters, to be exact. Peter and Ned. His “responsible” intern and his equally useless best friend.
Peter and Ned were front and center, red cups in hand, surrounded by a cheering crowd. From the looks of it, they were competing to see who could chug fastest and still make it to the far wall without collapsing.
Peter was swaying like a spin top about to spin out, Ned was hiccuping with every step, and somehow they both thought they were winning.
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- Part 11 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Not on my watch by pahahnope
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Aug 2025
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Peter shook his head, eyes wide, heart slamming against his ribs like it was trying to claw its way out. “What… what is this? What is this?” He took another step back, stumbling over a piece of broken steel. “You’re dead. You died. I saw you— I was there.”
Tony turned to face him.
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The final battle is over, the damage irreparable. Peter stands ready to give everything up, to let everyone forget him. But then Iron Man returns, as if no time has passed, no blood was ever shed. And Peter can’t decide what’s worse, that Tony died… or that he lived and wasn’t there.
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- Part 10 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Not my problem by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Tony Stark apparently signed adoption papers 8 years ago and suddenly a thirteen year old is stood at his door. She doesn’t look at him, doesn’t speak, barely moves. He doesn’t know where or what she has come from, he doesn’t want to know.
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Five Times Tony Was There for Peter (and One Time He Wasn’t) by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Nov 2024
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Tony Stark never planned to let anyone into his life—especially a kid. But somewhere between late nights in the lab and high-stakes missions, Peter Parker became more than just an intern; he became family. Tony shows up for Peter when he needs him most, he almost always does.
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- Part 9 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Vacation Diaries: today I got stabbed. by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Oct 2024
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‘No Karen, do not notify Mr Stark. Please, Karen!’ Peter, cupping the blood in his hand trying to get it to go back inside his abdomen, suddenly felt slightly sick realising what he had done.
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Peter Parker is not where Tony Stark thinks he is and a slight stabbing makes the mentor aware of that.
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- Part 8 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Shadows of the Snap by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Oct 2024
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Some scars are too deep to heal alone. Peter Parker thought he could hide his, but the cracks are beginning to show.
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- Part 7 of Irondad and Spiderling
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Trust falls and trouble by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Oct 2024
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Peter Parker never knew what an Avengers team-building retreat would be like, but he definitely didn’t expect this level of chaos. Between trust falls gone wrong, getting lost in the woods, and endless bickering with Bucky and Sam, it’s quickly turning into the worst day ever.
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Falling back in by pahahnope
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Oct 2024
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Peter was just trying to come to terms with the fact that he had disappeared for 5 years, when Tony tells him he has a daughter. Suddenly acclimatising to the new world felt more difficult than before.
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- Part 6 of Irondad and Spiderling