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    A collection of works about Tony being a dad to Peter, because there can never be too much of them. (all works are stand alone, there is no order)

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    “Oh, gosh, I’m so sorry, Mister Stark. I thought that maybe the kids were playing a prank. I’m Rebecca Ascot from Midtown School of Science and Technology. You’re listed as Peter Parker’s secondary emergency contact, and he asked us to call you instead of his aunt, since she’s on shift.”
    He stood abruptly, carefully slipping around Morgan’s newest Lego skyscraper and heading down the hall, to the guest room they’d appropriated as Pepper’s office. “Is he alright?”
    “He is, but I do need someone to come pick him up. See, we’re having a blood drive, for the Red Cross, and-”
    Tony didn’t even try to hide his laughter. “He tried to donate, and he passed out, didn’t he?”
    “Uh, yes. How did you-”
    “This happens a lot, actually.”

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    Or, 5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    When Tony finds out that May had always wanted to do volunteer work, but hadn’t been able to because of her financial constraints, he pushes her takes a three-month stint abroad with the Red Cross during Peter’s summer break. He’ll handle the kid. How hard can it be, right? He’s probably the most precious child on the planet.
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    Or, in which Tony forgets that Peter is a teenager and that, sometimes, teenagers suck.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "Peter’s sick so I gotta go take care of him."

    "What?" Rhodey immediately sobers. "Why? What’s wrong?"

    "Flu would be my guess."

    Rhodey raises an eyebrow. "Actual flu? Or is this you having a case of missing my kid-itis?"

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    A trip to visit a sick Peter at college leads to a night of laundry and a few realisations for Tony.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Peter just wanted to keep a low profile during the decathlon team's field trip to Stark Industries. But the universe, it seems, has it out for him.

    As usual.

    obligatory SI field trip fic combined with my own desperate need for more spideytorch

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    10 Nov 2025

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    When Peter decides to quarantine at his apartment in Boston, he and Tony make sure to Zoom as often as they can. Therefore, it makes sense that when Peter learns one of his classmates lives in the apartment right across the hall, Tony's going to hear all about it. Meanwhile, Peter and Harley fall into a daily routine of sitting in their respective doorways chatting and snark-ing each other for hours at a time.

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    In which Peter has a crush on the "Hottie Across the Hall" and makes sure his psuedo-not-parent hears all about it.

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    04 Nov 2025