9 Bookmarks by parrrrsley
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Jude thinks love at first sight is a hoax, a lie set up by the government to distract everyone, the whole shebang. He also believes that the hot guy at the supermarket should come back Sharpness just wants his job to start. And they both work at an ice cream shop.
"Jude." Sharp glared, slowly aiming his spatula at the offender.
"What happened, princess?" Jude smugly said, taking another bite out of the fresh waffle cone he had stolen. He leans on the counter beside him, looking like the most nonchalant bonnie fanatic in the history of FNAF fandom lore.
Sharp probably just popped a blood vessel, but at this point, the rage bait is BAITING.
"I swear, if you take ONE MORE BITE-"
munch
"Oops~!"
Yeah, maybe spending another 10$ for repairs on a broken spatula isn't ideal for his broke college budget, but this bunny has to GO.
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Strength SMP in an ice cream shop bc there's enough coffee. its time for ice cream. and sharplow.
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11 Jul 2026
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“Do you think seducing me will erase everything you’ve done?”
“You’re not pulling away,” Sharpness replies softly. “So I think it might.”
Jude steps closer, irritation flickering across his face.
“You’re infuriating. You know that?”
“You like it.”
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Jude stumbles upon Sharpness snooping around in his base. Unlike any normal person who would immediately kill said intruder, Jude allows himself to be seduced into sleeping with him.
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- Part 1 of Milk’s Sharplow collection
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18 Mar 2026
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I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me. by Haruisafan
Fandoms: Strength SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Mar 2026
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So to say he was currently pissed was an understatement.
Of all the ways he expects to wake up from, ranging from surprise attacks, loud teammates, nightmares and among other things, getting kicked off his own bed at an ungodly hour was not on the top of his list.
Taking a long steady breath to calm himself down, he finally gets up from the carpet he was lying face down on.
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- Part 4 of Sharplow Requests
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18 Mar 2026
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“Oh my god, you’re so dumb…”
Crouching down, Sharp flicked at Jude’s stupid metal rabbit ears, hoping it echoed in his empty skull.
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- Part 1 of Bella's Sharplow
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18 Mar 2026
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"You bitch," Jude snarled, looming over one dazed Sharpness, who stared at him like a fish out of water. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Help me," Sharpness blurted before he could stop himself, words flowing from his mouth almost as fast as the blood pouring from his body. "There are people-- you have to help me--"
"I don't have to do shit," Jude snapped coldly, but if Sharpness hadn't been at risk of dying of blood loss he might have noticed violet eyes flickering over his injuries.
OR after being jumped, a gravely injured Sharpness runs into the man he had freshly betrayed: Judelow. Desperate and on the verge of bleeding out, Sharpness abandons his pride and begs for Jude’s help. Angst and feels ensue (✿◠ᴗ◠)
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- Part 1 of Sharplow AU
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18 Mar 2026
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fill me with adrenaline by alter ego (egotistica)
Fandoms: Strength SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Mar 2026
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“Nah, I’m not worried. Besides,” Jude shrugged, his voice dropping to a low rasp, “I think I’ll give you a little motivation. Just to make sure you actually win."
Sharpness held Jude’s molten magenta gaze. “How so?” he asked, his throat suddenly tight.
Jude’s lip twitched upward in a sharp, mischievous smirk. His pink tongue darted out to wet his lips. “I think you can guess.”
After a humiliating loss blows the engine in his prized Miata, street racer Sharpness is forced to turn to the cocky, brilliant, and infuriatingly hot mechanic, Judelow, to fix up his car. A deal is struck: Jude provides a brand new V8 engine and his mechanical expertise, and in return, he gets half of Sharpness's prize money. But the payment Jude really wants isn't cash — it's the arrogant blond driver himself.
And Judelow always gets what he wants.
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- Part 1 of Explicit StrengthSMP Works
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18 Mar 2026
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As Sharp somehow manages to be heading in the right direction, Jude observes his blatant confusion with glee. He knows the player isn’t actually too dumb—you can’t be a top pvper without having at least more than ten braincells—but Parker often jokes that Sharp gets a debuff to all smarts when Judelow is involved. Which is… flattering, to say the least.
But Jude’s normal feelings of playfulness at seeing his favorite player completely bamboozled wanes slightly when Sharp’s face comes more in view.
“Jesus,” Jude whispers out before he can catch himself
////OR jude finds sharp sleepdeprived and delirious at spawn, fluff ensues
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17 Mar 2026
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Ow, ow ow!!!”, Sharpness dramatically cried out. “Dude, where are you dragging me to???“
"Bath."
“Atleast pick me uuuuhhhuppp!!!“
“You don‘t deserve that extra treatment after that absolute failure of a bait!“
He gave Sharpness a hit on the head. Not too hard, but strong enough to make the other let out a yelp. Honestly, he should be glad that Jude was nice enough to drag him by his arm instead of his hair.—
Or, Sharpness miserably fails to bait people into Judelow's trap. Despite his frustration, Jude still ends up taking care of him after he died.
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17 Mar 2026
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“Wait, but aren‘t bunnies herbivores?“
“Is that seriously the only question you have on your mind right now?“
Sharpness‘ eyes focused back on Judelow. He was looking back at him with a slightly confused expression.
Jude cleared his throat, opening his mouth to voice another question.“So… Are you just chill with this? Like, me tasting your blood and all?“
“Honestly, I‘m more irritated about this whole tongue-on-dirty-sword thing.“
“Would you prefer it if I‘d get your blood directly from the source?
“What?“or
Judelow likes the taste of blood and Sharpness was (un)fortunate enough to be his next victim. They also start making out if u care!
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17 Mar 2026