12 Bookmarks by patrick_c0cksetter
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a question of etiquette by caddigan
Fandoms: Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club (1999)
21 May 2026
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"Fighting is better than fucking, if you do it right.
See, that’s what I thought, when I was still deluding myself into the likeness of adjustment, the warmth of assimilation, where only cruelty felt flushed and consoling. That’s what I wanted to make myself believe, like all those people who go to church every Sunday and sit in worn down pews that make your ass hurt and who nod when the man at the front proclaims that heaven is just a step away, the true place of harmony and reconciliation when you ascend your earthly body and enter into the beautiful gates of heaven. I wanted to believe that the only touch I needed was the hard collision of knuckles into my jawbone and a leather boot in my side when I was down, which I almost inevitably was. I made myself believe that blood and chipped teeth and splattered floors were all that I needed to feel alive, to feel like an electric socket blown into my brain. That fight club was enough for all the ways my body craved to be touched."or, the narrator needs something stronger than fight club to sleep again. cue tyler durden's insatiable appetite.
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28 Jul 2026
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Keith has been imprisoned on the island of Kleitos for an eternity. He's been wrongly imprisoned by the sea god indefinitely, punished for a crime he didn't commit.
Keith hasn't seen another being in decades, hasn't heard the sound of any other voice other than his own.
Until he finds Lance, crashed on the shore of his island.
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20 Jun 2026
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inflation of ego, deflation of sanity by cloudyjewels
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Mar 2023
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"Yeah, they call me the vengeful Blue Spirit, because I have homicidal tendencies towards a certain engineering major with blue eyes," Zuko deadpanned.
"Aw, Princess, you think about the color of my eyes? That's kinda gay, you know."
"The only time I think about your eyes is when I imagine what it'd be like to stab them."
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Zuko thinks he hates Sokka. Sokka thinks he and Zuko get along just fine, albeit with some banter and one-upping each other in class. Misunderstandings ensue.
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18 Jun 2026
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"Always. Forever and always."
When a new murder is reported to the police, crime scene investigator and detective Lance Mcclain is assigned to discover who this new serial killer is. This job will prove to be not as easy as past investigations, however, as this serial killer seems to also be a cannibal, incredibly intelligent, and possibly Lance's new boyfriend Keith. Drama and tension rise as he dives deeper and deeper into figuring out who this killer is.
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07 Jun 2026
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I Don’t Wanna Swim Forever, I Don’t Wanna Fight The Tide by orphan_account
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
05 Jan 2026
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Sokka doesn’t know what to think about the new student at his University, Zuko, or the recently-appeared Spiderman, but is forced to make up his mind during (too many) chance encounters.
"Sokka pressed the rag to the garish scars, trying to ignore how Zuko’s hiss sent a jolt down his spine. He rubbed the rag over the skin of his shoulder gently. Zuko flinched beneath him.
It felt like Sokka was holding his breath– the proximity and closeness of the other boy so unfamiliar. He reached out his hand, gripping Zuko’s bicep to hold him in place.
“Stop.”
Zuko gave him a sidelong glance, annoyance ricocheting across his features. Sokka met his eyes, doing his best to communicate only the new, infinite amounts of respect he had for Zuko. He wouldn’t give him any pity and didn’t dare to reveal his own compassion. Respect was all he could have. It was all Zuko needed anyway."
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31 May 2026
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Rec 55
Mystery Work
Part of archived
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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21 May 2026
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When they're assigned as roommates for eighth year, the layers upon layers of unknowns between Draco and Potter peel away. With understanding comes both compassion and emotional investment, until Draco feels like he might know his roommate better than the Saviour knows himself.
He just needs to find the courage to put his foot down and make his opinion heard, for the sake of Harry's future.
Featuring: late-night confessions, nightmares, art, wand lore, sharing a bed, snogging and difficult conversations.
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17 May 2026
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"Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to invite you back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this coming September..."
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Harry’s picked up more than one bad habit to cope with the aftermath of the war. Meanwhile, the students in his year are offered the chance to return to Hogwarts for a one-year apprenticeship.
The catch?
Apprenticeships are not chosen by the student, but by their natural magical aptitude. What happens when Harry is assigned to Severus Snape?OR:
Post war, Harry is losing his mind. Somehow, Snape is the only one that can help him find it again.- Language:
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27 Apr 2026
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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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04 Apr 2026
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It Was All Just A Game (Old Version) by write_me227
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2021
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THIS IS NOT THE PREFERRED VERSON OF THIS STORY; IT HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. THE CORRECT ONE IS TITLED "It Was All Just A Game (Rewrite)". The rewritten version was released October 2, 2021.
When Draco comes up with an idea to mess with Harry during the Triwizard Tournament, will he be the one who will get burned in the end?
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04 Apr 2026
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A seemingly reasonable end to an argument with Malfoy ends up with Harry asking him to the Yule Ball.
Draco, refusing to back down to Saint Potter, results in him agreeing.
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03 Apr 2026
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Draco tells himself it’s just an assignment. Just a Christmas tradition called Secret Santa. Just a name now written in ink on his hand. Yet somehow, thoughts of Harry Potter’s gift refuse to leave him alone, even in the middle of the night. And it has very little to do with holiday spirit.
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31 Mar 2026