20 Bookmarks by petitemonkey
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She doesn't know why she hasn't told Lando yet. She’s her best friend; while she’s the most judgemental person on the planet when it comes to fashion or food preferences, she’s also one of the most accepting people Oscar knows. She hugs everyone, and loves everyone, and trusts easily.
Oscar suspects the reason is that if Lando knows she’s a lesbian, she is only one more step away from finding out about Oscar’s huge, ridiculous, six-year crush on her.
or: Oscar is in love with Lando. Lando goes on an odyssey. They get there in the end.
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- Part 1 of the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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14 May 2026
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Oscar didn't ask to inherit a monarchy. Lando didn't ask to babysit an Australian non-prince with a crumpled linen shirt and inconvenient morals. Neither of them asked for the other to inexplicably matter this much.
Yet here they are - thrown together in a brave new world of royal succession, high society, and which spoon to use at the breakfast table.
Or: The Princess Diaries meets Red, White & Royal Blue in a royal AU that the author heroically resisted calling It's Reigning Men.
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- Part 4 of F1 Writings by K
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- English
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- 18,440
- Chapters:
- 2/8
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14 May 2026
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For seven years, Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have had a relationship defined by bad timing, terrible communication, and feelings neither of them ever quite managed to admit.
Then, the night before Lando’s wedding, a confession blows everything apart.
A year later, they meet again at their closest friend's wedding: older, changed, and forced to confront the past they never resolved.
Some love stories take time.
Others take seven years of mistakes.
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13 May 2026
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As royalty, Lando Norris knows the rules: endless press conferences, perfect smiles, and never—ever—slipping up. His mother, the queen, lives for tradition and reputation, and to her, the family image is everything.
But that’s only half the story.Enter in the real Lando: reckless, sharp-tongued, and constantly one bad decision away from disaster. A party prince with a talent for chaos, he’s perfected hiding his worst impulses—until one too many drinks (or cigarettes...or both) threaten to expose him.
Furious and desperate to regain control, the queen makes a decision that will change everything: she hires Oscar Piastri, a babysitter disguised as a bodyguard—calm, calculating, and utterly unshakable.
Lando is not a child. He doesn't need supervision. And when the first cigarette he tries to light is crushed beneath Oscar's boot, Lando decides then and there to make his new "bodyguard's" life a living hell.
Unfortunately for him, Oscar doesn't take the bait.
Unfortunately for the both of them, irritation starts turning into something else entirely—something far too personal to be casual.
OR: Lando is a reckless prince. Oscar is his assigned babysitter. Everything goes wrong.
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13 May 2026
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Good evening,
As you know tomorrow kicks off our pre-season training in Bahrain. Attached is the itinerary for the week.
I would like to issue a warm welcome to some new faces on the competition teams this year. Both our junior and senior teams have some new dancers, so there will be allotted time this week to get to know each other. Attached as well are the dancer lineups for each team.
Note: If you miss your flight to Bahrain, Lauda Dance Company will NOT replace your ticket. You will be responsible for your own trip and may face penalty points if it results in your missing training sessions.
See you all soon,
Toto Wolff
Competition Dance Director
Lauda Dance Company
Apex CollegeLauda Dance Company is in for one hell of a competition season.
or: 2026 but instead of races there are dance competitions :)))
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11 May 2026
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They’d told him, as he was scribbling his signature on all the consent forms, that there was a risk of something like this happening. But he’d looked up and smiled and said, ‘You just have to let me know that, yeah? Like it won’t actually happen.’
And the nurse had smiled back and said, ‘We’ve just got to let you know.’
And now, here he was. Twenty-one years old, lying in a bed in a side room on the stroke ward.Lando has a stroke and Oscar heart-eyes Piastri is there to help pick up the pieces. Because of course he is.
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06 May 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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05 May 2026
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Lando Norris is the newly-appointed principle flautist of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. His roommate of five years, Oscar Piastri, is a scientist at a local university.
Does Oscar like music? No.
Does Lando like plants? Barely.
Somehow, they still work.
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- Part 1 of ccg's F1 classical music AU
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03 May 2026
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Oscar Piastri wins the World Drivers Championship in a season where Lando’s not there to challenge him and Max's car was too shit to be a serious threat.
It still hasn't sunk in yet.
When Lando needs him, he shows up. So does Max.
They mean well.
A super indulgent Lando/Oscar/Max whump/hurt/comfort fic that I fucking need to exist after that bullshit race in Qatar.
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- Part 2 of neither better nor worse
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28 Apr 2026
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“Mr. Norris, you’re his only living relative.”
Lando is dizzy in a way he’s never experienced. He’s had three concussions in his lifetime, and yet this news is what makes his skull feel volatile.
“What does this mean?” he asks.
“If you agree to take Riley, someone will drop him off to you tomorrow.”
He’s already made up his mind, but he has to know— “What will happen to him otherwise?”
The caseworker’s sigh hits Lando’s ears like feedback. “He’ll have to go into foster care.”When Lando finds out he fathered a son ten years ago, he and Oscar — two single dads with nothing in common but a few mutual friends, forced together by proximity and mischief — find themselves leaning on one another in a way they didn’t think possible.
or: lando helping oscar re-discover himself as a writer and oscar helping lando learn how to be a father
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- English
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- 19,072
- Chapters:
- 4/5
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- 1
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- 105
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21 Apr 2026
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“You remember Park Wonbin, right?”
Anton freezes, wide eyes stuck to the cashier.
He remembers Park Wonbin. Anton thinks you would have to be entirely inhumane to forget someone like Park Wonbin. As young children, Anton had looked up to Wonbin – the only person besides his own brother who was close to his own age. Wonbin had been quiet, quieter than Anton, always gentle and endearingly hesitant with his words and actions.
Or: Anton, in the midst of his entire world ending, is brought back to his family's beach house in Korea after ten years. He doesn't quite anticipate it being the solution to all his problems-especially not in the form of one pretty childhood crush by the name of Park Wonbin.
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01 Jun 2025
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Wherein Bucky is the crown prince and Steve still becomes a hero.
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- English
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- 147,825
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 1,514
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- 5,657
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28 Oct 2024
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Hyunjin looked up from the little piece of paper, forcing a smile on his face for Jisung. “How could that be Kkomi? Kkomi has become a little star, shining from the sky, from a really, really long time ago.”
Jisung asked him, “Do you want to become a little star, too?”
He didn’t smell like the perfume Felix had gifted him; he didn’t smell like the 50,000-won-worth hair treatment; he didn’t smell like a medley of charcoal, acrylic paints, canvas panel, or wooden easel.
Jisung was never a fan of hospitals, but the pungent odor of rubbing alcohol and disinfecting bleach meant that Hyunjin was still alive.
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07 Jan 2023
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Frankly, it’s quite miraculous that they were able to form a pack together.
There are alphas like Chan, who experiences fluctuations in androgen levels through numbness; like Changbin, who prefers to be left alone in a locked room during ruts; like Jeongin, who joined as an unpresented member and was always expected to present as a non-alpha. There are betas like Minho and Seungmin, who woke up in the morning and proceeded with their day as usual with a scent blocker on the day of their presentations; like Jisung, who’s grateful to have one label that’s arguably “more acceptable” in his life. There are omegas like Felix, who once presented in fear and has to go in heat bearing an immense amount of insecurity ever after...
Likewise, there’s Hyunjin, who has never been on good terms with his second gender assignment.
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- Part 1 of Snowy’s trans A/B/O agenda
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06 Jan 2023
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Some people think concepts like fate and destiny are romantic, but for Harry Potter, fate has always meant one thing: a swift kick in the arse. Why else would he cross an ocean to New York and enroll in Muggle university only to find Draco Malfoy living two doors down the hall? The universe and its twisted sense of humor can fuck right off.
A story in which two broken boys try to repair themselves halfway across the world. Too bad trauma doesn't care how far you run.
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- English
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- 135,830
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 6
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- 1,480
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- 2,910
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17 Oct 2022
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They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.
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- English
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- 21,608
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 376
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- 18,545
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- 3,709
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16 Oct 2022
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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2020
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23 Aug 2022
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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2020
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Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the current King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 503,570
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 2,146
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- 5,207
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23 Aug 2022
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Santa, is it really a Christmas miracle?
Somewhere between hook-ups, post-it notes, red tapes and strip Uno, they find something more than what they bargained for. Hint: it's a four-letter word.
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- English
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- 73,878
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 577
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18 May 2020
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Jihoon and Soonyoung have been friends since middle school. They've spent countless nights talking over two bottles of banana milk and a shared plate of spicy rice cake at the shop near Soonyoung's house. They've spent even more afternoons at a local café, finishing homework in silence over a latte or two.
But over the years, Jihoon begins to feel Soonyoung slipping away from him. They say time is medicine, but for Jihoon, it was pain.
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- Part 1 of boys be
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17 May 2020