phlossie

Howl, form Howl's Moving Castle, grips his orange hair as he shrieks at sophie about ruining his potions cabinet in the bathroom, while wrapped only in a bath towel.



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  1. Summary

    Theres a difference between being lost and hiding, though Stiles doesnt know what that is anymore... something tells him they were lost long before they escaped into the forest... he's afraid to know what that means.

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  2. Summary

    A collection of works, inspired and written to time with songs form James Blake's album, Overgrown.
    Works vary widely in tone and are not set in the same universes. (each should be read as an individual and complete fic)

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  3. Summary

    The definitive collection of works by Phlossie for Sterek Week 2015.

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.

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    15 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Last year, Ilya posted a photo of himself dressed as Shane with carefully drawn freckles on Instagram. This year, after outing their relationship to the world and moving into ilya’s house in Ottawa, Shane decides to return the favor.

    Ilya hates that Shane has decided to cover up his pretty freckles, but he finds a compensation in helping with his husband’s Halloween costume.

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    13 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Shane has a bad feeling about this year's All Stars weekend.

    All Stars usually doesn't stress him out this much, not anymore. It's being held in St. Louis this year, which isn't ideal, but it's fine. It already got delayed into March, which has never happened before, but surely that's fine too. The timing is pushing uncomfortably close to playoffs, but it'll be fine. It's just a weekend. Everything will be fine.

    That's what he tells himself, anyway, as he stares at the news on the TV playing in his terminal waiting area. The anchors drone on and on in front of hospitals and government buildings. Text crawls menacingly across the bottom of the screen. Numbers keep catching his eye like brambles snagging in fabric. And over and over and over, that terrifying word keeps popping up.

    Pandemic.

    or: what if lockdown happened during the all stars weekend?

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    The call connects, and Rozanov greets him with a breathy, “Hollander.”
    “What the fuck are you doing at my hotel?”
    He can hear the smile behind Rozanov’s huffed laugh. “I am looking for you.”
    “You need to leave.”
    “I don’t think you want that.”
    Shane grits his teeth, “you don’t know shit.”
    Rozanov hums, “I’m in my car, in the garage. Come down and see me, or I come see you.”

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    Shane punches Ilya during a game. Ilya is a freak and it turns him on.

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    03 Mar 2026