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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “No, no, no,” he said, wiggling a finger. “You’ve got a lesson to learn first. You’ve violated the most important of commandments today – can you guess which one?”

    “Thou… shalt not flirt with other demons in front of your demon partner?” Phil squinted at him and then flinched when he felt something wrap around his dick, thin and long and tight, squeezing him painfully enough to drive tears into his eyes before letting go again.

    “I’d recommend you stop trying to be funny,” Dan purred into his ear, the sudden closeness of his voice driving chills down Phil’s spine. “It’ll only make things worse for you.”

    “What’s the first commandment, Phil?”

    Phil has a vacuum where his faith used to be, and Dan is all too happy to fill it.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Phil has known so many versions of Dan across time, and he has loved them all in their own ways.

    But none of them was this one: his Dan, sprawled beside him in a Las Vegas hotel room two weeks after his twenty-first birthday, who is sharp and unsure and sometimes infuriating, who gives hickeys to his older self and then pretends it was nothing. This one, tonight, is the one Phil loves most of all.

    A canon-inspired time-travel AU featuring secrets, yearning, self-hatred, self-love, a three-way in Vegas, and Phil Lester's unwavering belief in the red string of fate.

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    07 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    Phil lounges on his back, laptop on his thighs playing the newest video from his favourite YouTuber. His grin is impossible to hide anytime he watches something new Dan has posted. He’s unbelievably proud of how far Dan’s come in the last few months of posting videos of his own, and this time is no different. Phil laughs at a quip and his phone begins ringing. His heart leaps into his throat – he hates phone calls.

    It nearly stops when he sees who’s calling. He slams his laptop shut and presses the answer button.

    “Dan?”

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    09 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    Phil Lester is a world renowned pop-star, currently finishing a world tour and beginning to work on a new album.
    Daniel Howell is a world renowned actor, who’s biggest movie just released and is doing better than ever.
    In a world where their every move is watched by millions, how can they possibly survive?

    (AKA Phil Lester popstar au Dan Howell actor au. Phil is basically Sabrina/charli/troye as one popstar in this universe so lots of their songs are his now. also he has a YouTube past like troye!
    Dan’s like barry keogan but not rlly he just is in saltburn and also fnaf hes just an actor who's afraid of commitment)

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    In another universe, on another continent, Phil takes that summer job and becomes stuck in a toxic cycle. Dan finds himself pursuing the more anonymous and potentially lucrative career of a camboy-turned porn actor. Their paths barely cross until a friendly conversation on a set in 2016 helps them find sweetness in this bitter world.

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    01 Apr 2026