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Finger Food by JenfysNest
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Dec 2019
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Rey first comes across his video purely by accident. The number of times she’s sought his videos out after that, however, is entirely intentional.
In which Ben is an awkward virgin who practices his burgeoning fingering skills on fruit and posts the videos online. Rey is obsessed with his videos and his hands.
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21 Aug 2025
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Considerably Less Cannibalism by lizard_witch
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
15 Mar 2015
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It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”
Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”
Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. "Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd."
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31 Mar 2025
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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01 Dec 2022
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I caught a current and I’m floating away. by ethereal_queer (orphan_account), Insatiable_queer (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jul 2022
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Eddie’s convinced that everyone would be better off if he kept his distance after he’d almost died. So that he’d never hurt anyone again.
Steve shows him how good it would be if he stayed.
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A mainly Steddie fic, with background Ronance and Byler because I couldn’t resist
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15 Aug 2022
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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27 Jun 2021