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    Wei Ying would never forget the day he first met Wheatgrass Guy. He had been rotating the stock of bananas, cleaning out the over-ripe ones to move to the bargain bin, when it had happened.
    “Excuse me. Where can I find the wheatgrass?”
    “End cap, row four -- ” Wei Ying started to answer. And then he saw him. Standing there in his flowy white tunic and his pale blue linen pants, as if that was a thing that people did. Who did that? Was it legal to do that? Wei Ying thought not. 
    “Thank you,” Wheatgrass Guy had said, his startlingly light eyes boring into him.
    “No problem,” Wei Ying had managed. “Let me know if you need help with bananas.”
    Wei Ying should not be allowed to speak. Who had entrusted him with words?
    “I will let you know if I need any help,” Wheatgrass Guy had said graciously, and Wei Ying thought that this guy was too good, too amazing, too kind, letting it slide like that -- “with bananas.”
    Oh.
    Oh no, that was worse.
    Wheatgrass Guy was kind of a bitch.

    OR:

    The Martial Arts AU, wherein JC/WWX co-parent, Jin Ling suffers through being raised by his uncles, and WWX/LWJ fight their way through some mutual attraction toward a happy ending.

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    27 May 2026

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    The mist pulls together in front of him, swirling together into a tall column. A woman steps out of it. She is tall—taller than Lan Wangji, probably, though it is hard to tell from his seated position. Her skin is unnaturally pink, glowing like coals. Long, black hair swings down her back to her knees as she rushes forward, snatching Lan Wangji’s hand and examining it. “Who bites themself? What are you, a dog with fleas?”
    There are two ebony black ram’s horns curling out of the woman’s head, gleaming as the light of her skin catches on the ridges. She lifts her eyes to Lan Wangji’s after she has finished examining the bite mark, a red so deep that they are almost black.
    So his initial instincts had been correct. Lan Wangji just manages not to sigh.
    “Wei Ying.”
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    OR
    Lan Wangji has been hunting demons, but the shapeshifting Yiling Laozu has his own plans for him.

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    27 May 2026

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    Wei Ying has a lot on his plate right now.

    It’s finals week -- which isn’t so bad. He’s never had to study much to do well in classes. But that just means that things are that much more tense with Jiang Cheng, who, as far as Wei Ying can tell, only takes study breaks long enough to glare at Wei Ying where he sits on the couch playing video games.

    It’s not studies that have Wei Ying stressed out. It’s everything else. It’s the recruitment for the research trial he’s coordinating. It’s jiejie and her impending marriage to His Royal Douchebag Jin Zixuan. It’s the volunteer work at the palliative care facility. It’s Wen Ning’s worsening condition. It’s Wen Qing working herself thin to care for her brother and Wen Yuan. It’s the way Wen Yuan never seems to have enough food.

    So, yeah. There’s enough on Wei Ying’s plate already, meaning it’s not entirely welcome when he comes home and finds a man standing in his bedroom. A man in extravagant white robes, a ribbon tied around his forehead, long hair gathered into a topknot, fist clutching a sword at his side, who asks him, “Where am I?”

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    20 May 2026

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    Heizou goes out of his way to surprise his lovers. Wanting to do something truly over the top, he initiates a hunt with a series of clues. At the end of it, his vampire boyfriends get to hunt him down and have their way with him. He loves every moment of it.

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    06 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Suffering from pre period symptoms, Heizou is struggling to relax - especially when he doesn’t have any supplies to help tide him over. Thankfully, he has two vampire boyfriends who are more than willing to help him out. Kuni leaves to obtain items that will help Heizou, while Kazuha has a more… unconventional idea that he wants to try.

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    06 Apr 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 14

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    Kazuha is a local witch who owns a seemingly normal flower shop. Little do the average humans know that it also serves as a hub for all green magic needs. Witches aren’t well known within the world, and Kazuha has been doing very well so far with flying under the radar. What happens when the seemingly mundane crashes into his very magical life?

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    06 Apr 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 18

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    As a potion seller and a witch, Heizou’s job is to help others with their needs. When a young man named Kazuha comes to him needing assistance, Heizou decides that he’s the perfect candidate to help teach Kuni a lesson. Heizou’s boyfriend is a brat and they’ve been looking for someone who can be a good boy in the bedroom. The only problem is convincing Kazuha to join them.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    “What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

    Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

    and

    Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

    “What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

    “Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

    and

    Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are discovered to be soulmates when they accidentally kiss during a sparring match.

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    “What’s that on your forehead?” Jiang Cheng demanded.

    “Wei-xiong!” Nie Huaisang exclaimed. “Is that a soul mark!”

    “It’s a trick!” Jiang Cheng declared and reached up to roughly rub at Wei Wuxian’s forehead.

    “Ow! Jiang Cheng!” Wei Wuxian said, pulling his hand away.

    “Clouds…” Nie Huaisang mused. “It must be a Lan then?”

    “There’s no way a Lan would kiss him!”Jiang Cheng declared, grabbing a cloth from the sideboard and wetting it in the basin. “He painted it on himself.”

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    28 Mar 2026

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    “Yanli, I did not lie on our wedding night. You are the only woman I have gone to bed with. But… there was a man.”

    “Oh?” Yanli blinks up at him. She does not appear horrified, or betrayed, which is surely a good sign.

    Jin Zixuan swallows. “It was Sect Leader Nie,” he says quickly, as though that will make it easier.

    “…Oh,” says Yanli, and her eyes are dark.

    -

    Jin Zixuan tells his wife a war story. Or, two thousand words of Jin Zixuan getting railed.

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    28 Mar 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 49

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    When Lan Xichen kneels for Chifeng-zun he bows low, pressing his forehead to the scratchy floor of the tent. When he sits back up on his heels he keeps his eyes downcast. The heavy, gold hairpiece digs uncomfortably into his scalp. His body feels dull, weighted at every possible opportunity by gold, jewels, strings of pearls.

    Wen Chao gives Nie Mingjue a gift.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Lan Zhan stops before him, standing stiff and straight. He meets Wei Wuxian’s eyes—glaring! He’s glaring at Wei Wuxian! Wow, he hasn’t done that in a while! “I spoke with Lan Jingyi today.”

    “Okay,” Wei Wuxian says, arching his eyebrows. He knows Lan Jingyi can be a handful, but really, he’s not that bad. “I’m sorry?”

    “He told me that you have not been eating.”

    Wei Wuxian chuckles. This is not the appropriate response.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    “You should take a few days for yourselves,” Lan Xichen says again. His cheeks are pink now. “You and Wangji.”

    “Zewu-jun, I feel very stupid, but I have no idea what you mean. I’m sure it’s only something wrong with my stomach; I’ll be better in a few hours. Lan Zhan can stay here and I’ll be fine on my own.”

    Lan Xichen stares at him long enough for Wei Wuxian to see the realization crash into his eyes. “Oh! Oh, Wuxian, you don’t mean this is—is your first—?”

    Wei Wuxian blinks at him.

    “Wuxian,” Lan Xichen repeats, his voice softening. His cheeks are still pink, but his expression is calm and kind as he explains, “You’re going into heat.”

    Very intelligently, Wei Wuxian says, “What.”

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    24 Mar 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 16

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    Wei Wuxian had never been someone to stay within his bounds, the Jiang Sect's motto was the 'Attempt the Impossible,' and being part of the Lan Sect had never changed his heart.

    He found himself remembering the things that had made his time at Lotus Pier so fun, and then he remembered the look on Jiang Cheng's face when he fell for Wei Wuxian's endless pranks.

    His face broke into a wide grin.

    Yeah, that could work.

    ~

    OR: Wei Wuxian pranks Lan Wangji and is not prepared for the outcome.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Lan Wangji could not hope to find any other person like this, at least not so far from their home. But wu speak to birds and beasts across the realm. He may be known to them. He may be recognized, somewhere. The ravens and the hawks hear the name and cry it to the skies; the mouse and the fox both carry it with them through snow-washed fields. Below ground the beetles gnaw it into roots and bark. Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian.

    OR: Tasked with finding the Yunmeng Jiang's missing wu, a young man called Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji recruits a familiar and travels across the land in search of him. His familiar, a black hare with a little too much personality, seems to have his own secrets.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “I’m not going to break him,” says Wei Ying, his voice quieter. Jiang Cheng, looking down at the baby, frowns.

    “We agreed – you’re here to carry bags. If you want something more – if you want something more, then tough. Babies come with a lot of cra – stuff, and someone’s gotta carry it.”

    “You can swear, Jiang Cheng. He’s three months old, he’s not going to internalize it.”

    “I’m not fudging up this child,” hisses Jiang Cheng.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    In the end, it had been the Yiling Patriarch’s stratagems and his fierce fighting which had turned the tide of the war. He had killed both Wen Ruohan’s sons, and floored the traitor so that Meng Yao could strike the final blow. His status as the strongest warrior on the field had been undeniable.

    Thus, the offer extended to him by the Lan court. Take his place as the Emperor’s consort, the only one permitted to lay hands upon the Emperor, the only one to share his bed with him while he sleeps, unaware and vulnerable. His last, best line of defense.

    Or: Forced by his court to accept a consort, Lan Wangji is certain he has seen enough of the so-called Yiling Patriarch to know what he's getting: an uncouth ruffian. Slowly, he begins to realise that even an emperor's assumptions can be misplaced.

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    26 Jan 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 55

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    Banished to Beijing and performing drag on the sly, Wei Ying is saved from a harrowing attack by a surprisingly sensitive man who has his own complicated relationship with his sexual identity. Two lonely men in a city that doesn't want them, they go home together.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Wei Wuxian's life had derailed the moment he presented as an omega. He felt like the same person, despite his new biological reactions, yet everyone acted like his whole life should change. How could a poor omega like him become an engineer? Even if his poor little brain could figure out the math, who would want to hire him? Which made his promotion to the Director of Engineering that more rewarding. It was proof that his hard work and planning was finally coming together. He could pratically taste his future on the horizon.

    There was nothing that could derail his plans....except maybe running into the alpha that had started it all.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    "Fine," Wen Qing says, turning back to Wei Ying. "You're pregnant."

    Lan Zhan feels his mouth drop open and has to work to shut it.

    Wei Ying reacts not at all. He's swinging his feet where he's sitting on the table, a bored expression on his face.

    Wen Qing just looks at him. "I am not joking about that."

    Wei Ying stops swinging his feet. He blinks several times in a row. "Wait," he says.

    Or:

    I woke up at 3AM and sent myself an email that just said:

     

    Modern cultivation friends curse sexy pollen hook up desperate WWX gets pregnant

     

    And then I wrote it. In three weeks. IDK.

    Please note: I am more than certain there is a western bent to this fic, unfortunately, particularly around the cultivation angle, and I wish I could have done better with that aspect of it.

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    11 Jan 2026

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