19 Bookmarks by plainrefillnotepad
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It's a fitting punishment for a monster. To want something so much, to hold it in your arms, and know beyond a doubt you will never deserve it.
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26 Dec 2025
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In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...
AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.
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17 Dec 2025
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His eyes snapped open to hunger and dirt. He cursed and dug his way out of his grave. This didn't make any sense, he'd been staked, and there was no way that was all a dream, not again. But he'd died, he felt himself crumble away, and the only other explanation from it being a dream was that-
Oh.
This was his hell, wasn't it? He was going to relive his final months here in this accursed town, surrounded by traitors and monsters, forever. Without Louis.
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I toss v!Owen in a timeloop.
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04 Dec 2025
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Owen blinked. “Wine? Anti-staking wine?”
Pyro nodded, trying to keep it casual, as if handing a toddler a fire extinguisher labelled ‘Do Not Consume, But Maybe.’ “Yes. Totally legal. Scott keeps it there for… you know… obvious reasons. HR emergencies, corporate meltdowns, ritual destruction, and uh I dunno, general Owen temper containment.”
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18 Nov 2025
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He calls the dead man. It goes straight to voicemail.
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- Part 2 of I'm gonna haunt you in your head
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20 Jul 2025
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spectre, how he laughs by 19burstraat (astardanced)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Mar 2024
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“Oh, Wylan,” said Nina, peering through the half-open door of her room at the Sweet Shop. “Again?”
“It’s not as if I do it on purpose,” Wylan muttered through his swelling lip.
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Kaz Rietveld lay down and died on the Reaper's Barge.
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12 Jul 2025
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Dainix first wielded a knife when he was seven.
"Be careful," said his dad seriously. "It's very, very sharp, which is good for control, but it can slice your fingers as easily as it can slice those vegetables. Understand?"
Dainix nodded solemnly. His fingers, so much smaller than his dad's, curled around the handle of a gleaming chopping knife.
Or: a character study of Dainix and his relationships with the rest of the cast through the lens of cooking.
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19 Apr 2025
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50 ways to lose an arm and a leg, by Edward Elric by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
09 Jun 2022
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It was rather unusual for a twelve-year-old to have two full-replacement automail limbs. Edward typically tried to cover every inch of skin and metal to avoid the questions, but unfortunately, it couldn’t always be helped. When asked the question, “How’d you lose your limbs?”, the usual story was that Ed had lost them in the Eastern Conflict.
But what if he decided to take a more… interesting approach? After all, if Al wears the armor as a hobby, why can’t Ed have lost his arm against a bear?
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Or, Fullmetal Alchemist where everything is the same but Ed comes up with increasingly more insane ways for him to be short a few body parts.
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- Part 1 of to lose an arm and a leg
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02 Apr 2025
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Jon's thoughts on the Panopticon, Rosie's statement, and Jonah Magnus.
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12 Jan 2025
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cmon mumbo dont tell me youve never heard of a stable time loop by Sixteenthdays
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
05 May 2022
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"Alright, alright, I get it," Mumbo grumbles. "So assuming there's something wrong with my soul. And seeing as stealing yours obviously came with its own problems-"
"Hilarious problems," Grian interjects.
"How would you suggest I fix it? Because frankly, it seems as though whatever I've been doing hasn't been working."
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17 Nov 2024
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Escape from the Yggdrasil System was not smooth (could never have been smooth) for Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda
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04 Nov 2024
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Sometimes you take Old Norse as a language elective to flex on your fellow doctors and then you're the only person who can treat this random-ass escapee from the Yggdrasil System, and you and all the nurses in the hospital just have to deal with the crazy shit that goes on in there
And maybe wish that you could have an intelligently designed spine.Series
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03 Nov 2024
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In the Scottish safehouse, Jon contemplates intimacy and monstrosity. One of these is more foreign to him than the other.
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20 Sep 2024
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Hi, this is Tim Stoker. I can’t take your call because I’m doing something way more fun than talking to you right now. Unless you’re Sasha. If you’re Sasha, I’ll make it up to you with pizza soon. Promise!
Tim. Tim? Pick up your goddamn phone, Tim! I—I need to talk to you. I need to talk to someone. Just, what’s going on? What’s happened to the world? I—shit! Shit! Oh—oh god, oh god, I—
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A few minutes after Jon destroys Not-Sasha, the real Sasha opens her eyes on a changed world full of monsters and horror, and the only contact left on her phone is Tim. She calls Tim, and she starts to walk.
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14 Sep 2024
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Jon manages to keep himself from reading all of the Watcher’s Crown and then, somehow, he isn’t there anymore. He’s in the Archives, years earlier. He can fix everything before it starts, right?
Wrong. He’s in Georgie’s flat. There’s still time to make things right, it’s not too late, surely?
Wrong. The Archives, except that that’s not—is that Martin? That’s probably—
Wrong. Scotland. Maybe this was all just a bad dream. Martin says it was all just a bad dream. Martin’s always so right, even if he’s acting off. Even if his hair is streaked with spiderweb.
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31 Aug 2024
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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22 Aug 2024
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Jonathan Sims, researcher at the Magnus Institute, is seeing a ghost. Of himself.
Of course, it’s not really him, no matter what secrets it knows, or how many arguments it brings up. So if it tells him to do something?Obviously, he’ll be doing the exact opposite.
(AKA: Jon is an idiot, past and future, but somewhere along the way it all cancels out.)
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19 Jul 2024
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“It’s a preexisting condition,” Jon explains, sipping more bitter tea. “I sort of got—hm. You know Spiderman?”
Tim raises an eyebrow.
“Heard of him, yeah.”
Jon nods, studying his tea.
“It’s sort of like that,” he says. “A spider killed and ate me when I was a child, and now I can’t stay dead.”
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Resurrection isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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14 Jul 2024
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The moon asked the sun, “What do you know of love?”
“It burns,” said the sun. “It brightens. It is something you make and then give away.”
“Don’t listen to him,” said the clouds. “This big ball of gas doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”
“Yes, I do,” said the sun. “Who but me makes the roses grow?”
“We do,” said the clouds. “Love nourishes, like the rain. We turn the hills green and fill the creeks so they will sing in their creekbeds.”
“Why do you ask?” said the sun.
“I think I might be in love,” said the moon. “I am trying to understand.”
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03 May 2024