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Curiosity killed the cat, conspiracy killed the cape by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Nov 2021
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Tim continues on his way, past Bruce before B lightly grabs his arm.
Tilting their heads in sync making some others at the table shiver, "Red Robin. Is something wrong?"
Which at least calms down Superman and the other league members who looked like they were being attacked at their homebase by a hero they didn't recognize.
Barry just looks on curiously.
Nobody noticed his own head tilting in sync after all.
"No, it's fine, B. I just know Flash is busy this week and I needed to ask him something, but he missed Sunday dinner. I figured he'd race off right after the meeting and your closing summaries are boring anyway," he shrugs as Oliver and Hal flinch back a little at someone dissing Batman so casually to his face.
Bruce's lips twitch amused and Flash doesn't bother holding back a grin.
"And you couldn't wait until next Sunday dinner? Or even better- ask anyone else in the family?" Some people look over at him with squinty eyes and the implications they are getting about the Flash's supposed connection to the Batclan.
Barry's inner Dick Grayson is cackling.
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- Part 13 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
- Part 1 of Flash & Bat Things!!!
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25 Apr 2024
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Bruce didn't mind Clark getting off to his Sex Tapes, in fact Bruce was honoured that he was Supermans jerk-off material... but Bruce did mind was that Clark fucking knew he was Batman and had yet to dick him down????
AKA Bruce wants Clark to dick him. Clark thinks he's break Bruce even if he's Batman. Barry needs a drink.
//Day 196 of One Word Prompt Fics
//DC Romance Bingo Fill: Sex Tapes
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- Part 195 of 365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering)
- Part 12 of DC Romance Bingo Fills
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17 Apr 2024
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A Familiar Sound by dandelioness666
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2022
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Dick can list off, technically, a half dozen things this piece has accomplished, and comment on the career of Cassatt herself in great detail - but something about this painting speaks to him. Not to Neal - to Dick.
“She is beautiful, no?” says an old, weathered voice from beside and slightly below him.
“Stunning,” he says, as he turns to smile at the old woman.
It takes Dick a moment for his mind to catch up to his mouth - and for him to realize that he just responded in fluent Romani. A language Neal Caffrey should not know.
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Peter takes Neal to an art exhibit and very quickly comes to regret it. Meanwhile, Dick has a lovely (if bittersweet) afternoon and makes a new friend.
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- Part 6 of Dandy's Batfam/White Collar Fics
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17 Apr 2024
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Working with your son, your son's soon-to-be fiance and your handler is hard by Silver_Athena
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
20 Mar 2022
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Chapter one: Wally proposes to Dick on accident and it turns out Bruce really does have contingency plans for everything.
Chapter two: The flirting becomes too much for Bruce and he blows his cover.
(I had two ideas for how the continuation of 'Approval' so here they are, don't need to read Approval to understand)
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“They have pink kryptonite, you know what that means,”
“That they’re in love with Superman?”
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16 Apr 2024
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Superman could not find it in himself to get along with Batman. Every conversation between the two was an argument, and not even Wonder Woman could force the two to make peace.
At least everything was going well at work. Bruce Wayne had recently bought the Daily Planet, and Clark was finding himself rather taken with the man.
Alternatively titled "Why Wonder Woman is on the verge of losing her fucking mind."
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14 Apr 2024
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Why Hal Jordan Should Not Be Allowed To Talk Unsupervised or Robin Is A Troll And JLA Pays The Price by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
13 Feb 2024
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Baby!Robin Dick Grayson meets the Justice League. Bruce supposes he should have put more effort into clarifying appropriate conversational topics to his itty bitty sidekick.
Or.
Hal Jordan's attempts to establish rapport with the Dark Knight's Sunshine kid goes about as well as you would expect. Especially when Gotham residents gets involved.
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- Part 12 of Fusion Universe - 717
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14 Apr 2024
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"What Do You Mean I'm Not Neal Caffrey?!" by only-in-a-dream (Millennium_Girl)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
02 Jan 2024
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April Fool's day is approaching, and unfortunately Stephanie's partner in crime is undercover. Luckily, with a bit of pranking genius, they still find a way to confuse, baffle, and befuddle Neal's team.
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10 Apr 2024
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The 'Geographical Difference' by hannnom
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Nov 2024
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Their gazes were drawn to the lone figure, who was for some reason apologizing – to the door – before closing it softly.
“Is that…?” Two-Face asked slowly.
“…Yes.” Deathstroke sighed.
“But why…” Penguin clutched his umbrella like a lifeline.
“How should I know?!” Scarecrow screeched.
A coin was flipped and Two Face grimaced at the result, “Let’s ask.”
“If you must.” Came the disgruntled reply from Black Mask.
Or Richie crashes a mob meeting.
Now with a 2nd chapter!
And Art.Series
- Part 7 of Penguins in the White Collar
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08 Apr 2024
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"And what might you be doing at this obviously illegal weapon's deal?"
“Art project.” Dick beamed.
"Come again?"
Penguin blinked “Art?”
Or Organized Crime will think twice about inviting Neal Caffrey to another weapon's deal.
Also: Free HugsSeries
- Part 6 of Penguins in the White Collar
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08 Apr 2024
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Lazarus by LetPeterParkerSayFck
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
20 Feb 2022
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Everybody in the office knows Neal's a meta— it's been obvious since the day his eyes flashed green when talking to a particularly dim-witted probie. Having glow sticks for eyes doesn't seem like particularly bad-ass as far as meta abilities go, but is there something else hidden underneath Neal's conman smile?
ALL WIPs ARE CURRENTLY ON HIATUS - LetPeterParkerSayFck (06/06/2025)
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08 Apr 2024
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Visitor's Badge by LetPeterParkerSayFck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), DCU
13 Feb 2022
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- Part 12 of Batman x White Collar One-shots
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- 2,086
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06 Apr 2024
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percy jackson and the scrutiny of his coworkers by pqrker
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Jun 2022
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Jim turned back to the tank and looked at Marcie the seal, who was now staring at the spot his coworker had been standing just moments before with that same strange look of reverence in her eyes.
Percy Jackson truly was the oddest person Jim Elpool had ever worked with.
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5 times percy's coworkers were confounded by his fish magic, plus 1 time they try to figure it out
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03 Apr 2024
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Arthur makes Merlin a lord, and Merlin does an astonishingly good job of running a village.
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03 Apr 2024
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To Keep You Safe (I'd Throw My Secrets Away) by RandomReader13 for BabyBinch
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
26 Dec 2021
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“It’s a cipher,” Neal explained, flipping the pad of paper to a new page and clicking his pen. He wrote out the message quickly, and then a new set of letters underneath. “Translated into Gaelic, scrambled, and then shifted by three.”
“Gaelic,” Peter echoed incredulously.
Neal shrugged. “The Duolingo course interested me.”
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Dick is undercover on an important mission, but when one of his friends is in danger, he'll do whatever it takes to get them back.- Language:
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03 Apr 2024
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A Defense Mechanism by Spee (birbsandbats)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Oct 2024
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Neal Caffrey is a nonviolent con who doesn’t care about breaking the law.
Before, he was Dick Grayson, a violent vigilante who did.
He's running from his past.
What will he do when the past comes to him?
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30 Mar 2024
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For Something Which Has to be Veiled by BohemianRhapsodyInBlue
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
25 Jul 2022
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He wasn’t sure what to expect, he hadn’t seen Neal ill before and half of him still didn’t believe it to be possible from his infuriatingly healthy CI.
So they were both surprised to see a new face open the door.
The young man rubbed a hand over his face tiredly and his strikingly red hair stuck up in all different angles.
He’d known Neal for several years now and had being working closely with him for one, and he’d never seen or heard any inkling of this person before.
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A sick fic with Dick!Neal, protective Wally, and suspicious Peter
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28 Mar 2024
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FMK by Wonderingace
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
05 Feb 2022
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The team takes a well-needed break at a bar and plays a game that Dick will soon regret joining.
TLDR: Fuck-marry-kill!
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27 Mar 2024
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(Love) Triangles Have Multiple Centers by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2025
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It starts like this. Clark Kent has a hopeless crush on a woman who's out of his league. Bruce Wayne has a newly-acquired kid he feels ill-equipped to raise. Superman is still finding his feet. And Batman has an unshakeable suspicion that Superman surely can't be all that he seems.
Things can only get more complicated from there.
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- Part 1 of Amatory Polygons
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- 13/13
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26 Mar 2024
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For all that Neal is an enigma, he apparently has a personal life and a family he's hiding somewhere.
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Four times Neal mentioned his brother, and one time he talked about him.
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- English
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- 5/5
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25 Mar 2024
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Mama Red & The Ducks of Park Row by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
01 Mar 2024
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Word traveled fast in Crime Alley.
It became yet another Alley-kid code word. If someone said they were telling Mama, that meant Jason Todd would get an earful while he planned out his next drug bust. If someone said Mama’s paying for dinner, it meant a free meal to any kid who showed up to the diner that day.
(or: "a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.")
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- Part 1 of batfam integration 2 electric boogaloo
- Part 1 of Mama Hood & The Ducks of Park Row
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25 Mar 2024