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“—and you were so cool! You took down almost as many marines as me!”
Zoro snapped his eyes open. “What do you mean ‘almost’? I took down more than you!”
“Nope!” Luffy replied simply, beaming at Zoro bright as the sun.
“What, you counted them?”———
Or: The Strawhats keep a KO-count. It escalates—along with other things.
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02 Apr 2024
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He keeps moving forward at a steady pace, resisting the urge to run because how fucking embarrassing would that be, running because he missed them, and as he breaks through the treeline he shouts, “Oi, oi—what took you guys so long? It's been—”
And then he freezes, because yes, actually—something is very, very wrong.
The Sunny is anchored just off shore, close enough to see the deck but far enough away that the crew has had to take the Mini Merry to make land. Scattered across the beach in various stages of chaos—rolling around, yelling, fighting—are his crew but not his crew, so similar and yet so, so different. They look younger, fresher, and whatthefuck there, on the deck of the Sunny just peering over the railing, he catches a flash of green—his own green hair—
“Ah, fuck,” he grunts, and then immediately turns back around because no, actually, he does not want to deal with this.
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- Part 1 of oh, achilles!
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29 Mar 2024
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Sunward bound by iffervescent
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
18 Oct 2023
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Zoro's a pirate bounty hunter, which means he's used to going after the pirate he wants and getting them. Except this time the pirate he wants is his captain and now he has no fucking clue what to do.
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27 Mar 2024
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Ivy and Seaweed and Moss, Oh My by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2023
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Kuina is seven years old the first time she says, "I wish I was a boy."
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"You could have been the best," Papa says, looking at her with a sad expression.
Kuina blinks. Her pride and eagerness start to wilt. "But… but I am going to be the best!"
"A girl can't be the best, Kuina."
"Well, I'll be a boy then," she decides, resolute. "I'd rather be a boy anyway!"
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Roronoa Zoro considers himself a simple man.
It wasn't always that way.
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- Part 1 of There's No Place Like Home
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27 Mar 2024
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Luffy scoots closer to him; before he realizes what he’s done, Zoro’s shifted himself further down the bow, maintaining the space between them. Luffy pauses, spoon halfway to his mouth. Ice cream drips onto his shorts.
Zoro looks down at the dark water below. “So you haven’t ever wanted to be with someone?”
“I am with you — right now, silly.”
“No. Like…in bed and stuff.”
“I sleep in your bed all the time.”
“No, I—” Zoro runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated. “I meant sex, Luffy. You’ve never wanted to have sex at all?”
“I dunno, Zoro,” Luffy says, brow furrowing in exasperation. “I don’t think about it.”
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- Part 3 of Anywhere I Go, There You Are
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24 Mar 2024
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He sits by the edge of the bed, does his best not to touch Luffy, and prays for forgiveness he’s not sure he deserves. Prays a lifetime is just the beginning of their time together.
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22 Mar 2024
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During a cloudless night, away from any danger, Luffy tells Robin about the stars.
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22 Mar 2024
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Zoro’s a heavy drinker, pretty much limitless when he’s serious about it, though right now, it feels like the alcohol has hit him too fast, too heavy like a punch to his guts, his vision blurring at the edges—focuses on that one point. On that hand, on that touch that anchors what’s little left of his sobriety to the present.
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21 Mar 2024
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More than two years. He’s missed his crew, missed Luffy, with a near-constant ache, woken up cold with the fading memory of warm skin and strong hands. But he’s never felt lonely before.
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21 Mar 2024
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Sanji had been hiding this wound from the rest of the crew for almost a week now. He thought that if he took good enough care of it he could save himself the trip to Chopper’s infirmary.
Sanji knows how to take care of his own wounds and he’d make sure this one healed properly on its own. No offending items piercing through his skin needed.
However, as he stared at the mirror now he realized, he was in way over his head.
“What the hell was that, cook?”
Sanji tried to blink the blur out of his eyes, shooting the best glare he could muster at the swordsman.
“Get out of my kitchen, marimo.”
“Oi,” Zoro grunted, “What’s wrong with you?”
A calloused palm suddenly rested against his forehead.
“You’re burning up.”
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Sanji has alot of medical trauma from his time in Germa. He has a breakdown and Zoro and the crew help him through it.Sanji gets the hug he deserves.
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17 Mar 2024
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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15 Mar 2024
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“Zoro—”
“Did you know?” he repeats, desperate, and Luffy just looks at him. And he wonders, then, how much of this has been preordained—how much of this is real, how much of this is him. How much of what he’s felt since they were wedged side-to-side in a shitty wooden boat on the East Blue has actually mattered, and how much has been the universe pressing him down into the mold of someone else's heart.
And then Luffy is gripping his horns, bringing his forehead down to meet his, repeating, “Zoro? Zoro?” like his name is a mantra, like he’s gone somewhere far away and gotten lost on his way back.
And Zoro blinks at him, then, and sees both of them at once—both of them—and he grips Luffy’s face in his own hands (claws) and presses his lips (violent, full of teeth) against his. Because this is who he has been waiting a thousand years for, the brightest and most beautiful of them all, the one thing he could never have—could never see, not if (Luffy, Joyboy, Nika) had made different (worse) choices—the thing that could never thrive in the darkness, just like he could never (has been unable to for centuries) survive without it—
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14 Mar 2024
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Zoro is drenched in sweat already, but at least with his haki holding Luffy’s at bay he isn’t suffocating. And Luffy, damn him, looks completely unruffled.
“Is it fun yet?” He asks.
No, none of this is fucking fun. Zoro feels sick to his stomach and he wants to sink his teeth into Luffy’s neck.
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No one told Zoro that having the qualifications of a king meant having the instincts of one too.Bookmarked by problematic_frog
14 Mar 2024
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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28 Feb 2024
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The day Zoro agreed to follow Luffy was the day Zoro’s life changed.
He wouldn’t have expected it given his current circumstance of being strung up in the yard, crucified and on display for the entire marine base to mock and gawk at. Yet, even though his predicament couldn’t get much worse—having been beaten and starved up until this point—there was an irritating hope that presented itself in the form of a scrawny boy wearing a straw-hat. Zoro caught a scent in the air, his nose tickling with recognition.
Omega.
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In which Zoro navigates life with an Omega as his captain, and what it means to be a good alpha.
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- Part 1 of The Alpha Emporium
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27 Feb 2024
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Two virgins crawl into a tent. Two virgins do not crawl out.
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02 Feb 2024
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your love is like a cyclone in a swamp (and the weather's getting warmer) by soda_poppers
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Oct 2023
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Ace doesn't get to Luffy in time.
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- Part 13 of yo ho yo ho (one piece fics)
- Part 2 of asl trio fics
- Part 21 of so much like fear
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02 Feb 2024
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Where the fuck did the colonel find this kid?
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5 times Edward said 'I've had worse' and horrified his poor innocent coworkers with his Tragic Backstory and 1 time he wasn't able to (to everyone's relief).
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25 Jan 2024
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Roy isn't exactly sure how he would have expected Hohenheim to act after seeing his sons again, but this definitely wasn't it.
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25 Jan 2024
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Pre-Time Skip!
"We have a bet amongst the crew, minus Chopper. You want in?"
"A bet?" Brook repeated, mystified. "About what?"
"If those two idiots are dating or not." Nami jerked her chin in the direction of the nap pile behind him.
Strawhats and their bets about Luffy and Zoro.
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22 Jan 2024