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    A few months into their stay at the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian wakes up weird. He goes from bothering Lan Wangji incessantly to avoiding him completely, and from getting punished practically every day to being a model student. Jiang Cheng is willing to roll with it - although it is strange that Lan Wangji seems so very determined not to be ignored...

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    For several long, long moments, the two of them stare deeply into each other's eyes. Slowly, Wei Wuxian's face goes vibrantly red.

    "Oh!" he says. "Oh. Oh wow - yeah, okay, okay, uh-"

    "Mn," Lan Wangji says. Wei Wuxian nods frantically as if that were a whole sentence.

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    23 Dec 2023

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    Luffy and Zoro take a pleasant little swim together, despite the fact that Luffy can't swim and Zoro told him no. Many times.

    He just can't refuse his Captain. Even if he does, Luffy still wins, because he's just Luffy and that's how it goes.

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    19 Dec 2023

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    Timeline? What’s a timeline?

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    17 Dec 2023

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    “I don’t understand,” Wei Wuxian said, while his alternate self continued to stare at him with almost a look of hurt in his eyes. There was longing in there too, which Wei Wuxian would have easily recognised if he paid enough attention. “How could you not get together, after everything. What even went on in the Guanyin Temple if you didn’t confess?”

    “The Guanyin Temple,” Wei Ying repeated incredulously. “You’re asking me if I confessed at — honestly, a lot went on that day. It was a life and death situation. There was no confessing.”

    Wei Wuxian stared at him, appalled.

    (Wherein Wei Wuxian ends up meeting an alternate version of himself who, much to his horror, never married Lan Wangji. Obviously he has to do something to fix this).

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    17 Dec 2023

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    17 Dec 2023

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    "You worry me," Lan WangJi tells him seriously. He puts his hands on Wei WuXian's knees for lack of a better place to put them. Wei WuXian places his own hands on top of Lan WangJi's, presumably to stop him from trying again to check his bandages.

     

    "You don't need to worry," Wei WuXian says. "I swear I'm fine. I'll tell you if something feels off. You know me, I'm a huge crybaby whiner."

     

    Lan WangJi frowns at him again. It's true that Wei WuXian can be a bit of a crybaby, but only about injuries that don't actually matter. When it's something important, like a ghost curse or a fundamentally unstable necromantic practice, Wei WuXian keeps it to himself. "Ridiculous," Lan WangJi tells him. Wei WuXian grins down at him.

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    In the Jingshi, after Koi Tower.

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    17 Dec 2023

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    Jin Guangshan uses an array to show everyone exactly what the Yiling Patriarch is getting up to in the Burial Mounds. Finally, everyone will get to see the deadly Wen army that he is amassing there.

    Instead, all they see is a group of old people, an overly friendly fierce corpse, an adorable child, and the supposedly evil Yiling Patriarch, who is too busy being a protector and father to actually do anything evil.

    (No, things definitely aren't going to plan).

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    17 Dec 2023

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    Sometimes, Hiccup Haddock seems to fit more with dragons than humans. The humans around him get used to it. Eventually.

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    5 times Hiccup does something dragon-like, and 1 time he notices he's doing it.

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    15 Dec 2023

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    Shouta has a bad feeling about this.

    Perhaps it’s nothing. Perhaps it’s paranoia. Perhaps it’s the lack of sleep finally making itself known (that’s the last time he forgets to stock up on earplugs for whenever Hizashi falls asleep before him. The rest of hero society should be grateful that only he has to endure his eardrums being ruptured by supersonic foghorn snoring on a nightly basis).

    Yeah. Perhaps everything is fine.

    (Everything was not fine).

    (AKA: the fake baby project sequel that no one asked for).

    (THIS IS A PODFIC)

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    14 Dec 2023

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    The music cut. There was a moment of deep, profound silence as Todoroki’s biscuits appeared on television. He would be responsible for the trauma of millions.

    “I- erm,” Paul said, and then paused. Opened his mouth. Closed it again. Todoroki rode through the silence, unfazed.

    “Oh, god,” Midoriya whispered, hiding his mouth behind his palm.

    “This is… inedible,” Paul told Todoroki, staring at the monstrosity in horror.

    Todoroki did not reply.

    Mary leaned forward, her fork held in front of her like a shield. “I… honestly, dear, I can’t tell if it’s burnt or underbaked. Did you… did you even put it in the oven?”

    “Yeah,” said Todoroki. He pushed his heels together and then back out again a few times in quick succession. It was simply too bizarre for Mary, who set down her fork and backed away.

    Paul bravely stuck his fork into the block and tried to dig up a spoonful. The utensil got stuck. He seemed too shocked to speak. From his worktable, Bakugou scream-cackled.

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    Class 1-A appears on a special of the Great British Bake-Off. Property damage ensues.

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    14 Dec 2023

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    Then there were a spurt of twenty or so emails from Shinsou, all with grotesque subjects like ‘FRWRD THIS OR U WILL DIE IN 10 DAYS’ or ‘U CAN’T USE THE IMMUNITY DOG ON THIS ONE.’ Lovely.

    He clicked on one purely because the subject read, ‘THE IMPORTANTEST EMAIL EVER 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀…’ with the godawful emoji going up to the character limit of the header. With a quick prayer to whatever force controlled his optic nerve, he buckled down to read:

    'It’s moday ✌️the start↗️of a new✅ week mondays✏️are✏️HARD ‼️send this↗️▶️▶️to 6 HOMIES to make them have a GOOD Monday. DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN or else you’ll have a BAD monday.⏩⏩⏩GO⏪⏪⏪'

    Aizawa blinked at the screen as the metaphorical equivalent of acid scalded his corneas. However, that didn’t stop him from forwarding the email to All Might. It was the little things in life.

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    Aizawa is forced to go through his inbox. He does not have a good time.

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    14 Dec 2023

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    “Let’s go around the room and say one word that describes how we’re feeling at the moment, alright? Something easy to kick off the conversation.” The therapist motioned to Bakugou and asked, “How about you help start us off, Bakugou?”

    Bakugou narrowed his eyes. “Bloodlust.”

    “Oh,” said the therapist. “That’s not really what I was-”

    “Hungry,” said Kaminari, unprompted. He wilted and leaned against Sero’s side. “God, I’m starving.”

    “Ooh, ooh! Me next!” Hagakure shouted, overlaying the therapist’s gentle attempts at redirecting the conversation. “Totally screwed for my math test-”

    “That’s not ONE WORD,” Bakugou snapped, because HE had followed the rules, thank you very much.

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    Class 1-A has government-mandated therapy. What could go wrong?

    Everything. The answer is everything.

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    14 Dec 2023

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    never let katsuki meet his idols (he WILL cry).

    aka: katsuki is a hopeless fanboy and deku is endlessly patient

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    14 Dec 2023

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    Moving into the dorms, the students get to witness a side of their teacher they didn’t even know had existed--a side much softer, and, dare they say, human, than any of them had ever expected to see.

    (Or, 5 things class 1-A never expected from Aizawa, and 1 thing he never expected from them.)

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    14 Dec 2023

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    "'I'm taking the exam to protect my soulmate,' Gon says, unable to keep the pride and affection from his voice. 'Someone’s been hurting them. A lot. For as long as I can remember. I know Hunters have tons of power and connections, so I figure if I become one, I’ll have everything I need to find them, wherever they are, and rescue them.'

    Something dark and disarmed flashes in Killua’s wide eyes for a moment, something vulnerable and guarded all at once, but then he simply ducks his head and scoffs.

    'Don’t you think that’s a little ridiculous? You don’t know anything about this person other than that they bring you pain. And you’re dedicating your whole life to them. I mean, why do you care about someone who’s caused you nothing but suffering?'

    It sounds like Killua was trying to be derisive, but the last few words come out hardly above a hoarse whisper."

    Soulmates are bonded through pain, and whoever Gon's soulmate is, wherever Gon's soulmate is, they're being hurt. Terribly. The only thing Gon’s ever wanted is a chance to save them.

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    13 Dec 2023

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    Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect.

    And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.

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    12 Dec 2023

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    Also known as the Condiment Crew, the Sunshine Squad, and the Colorful Crazies, this is an alternate canon where instead of meeting Uraraka and Iida, Midoriya Izuku met Kirishima and Kaminari, and everything changed.

    It's gay, crack, and then more gay (with a healthy dash of some science thrown in) in this epic retelling of My Hero Academia where Mido was just a few minutes earlier and met some different people.

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    11 Dec 2023

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    Midoriya scrunched up his nose in confusion. “Uh, Shouto, why are you glaring at me like that?”

    “I-” Todoroki began to lie, until nausea slammed him like a door to any room that Bakugou entered. “I--” Todoroki grit his teeth, and glared daggers into the wall behind Midoriya. Goodbye, friendship. It had been absolutely divine while it lasted. “Because you’re very attractive.”


    They say honesty is the best policy, but it sure as hell had a knack for Todoroki making a complete and utter fool of himself.

    In which Todoroki is placed under a mysterious truth-telling quirk and suffers, Uraraka laughs at him, Midoriya is confused but smitten nonetheless, and Twitter is the thirstiest site on the planet.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    "It starts, as all terrible things do, with Monoma.

    Stupid, shitty, copycat motherfucker Monoma, who trained his stupid, shitty copycat quirk to the point he can give someone else the duplicated quirk for a maximum of two full days. By the time Bakugou realized Monoma wasn't simply playing tag with their visitor from Otheon, Monoma's bare palm had slapped his shoulder in passing—

    —and Dynamy manifested out of thin air, only Bakugou's quick reflexes preventing the creature from dropping to the ground."

    In which Dynamy is a window to Bakugou's heart, 3-A Does Not Get It and Kirishima is the MVP as always.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    The first thing he noted as he slowly regained consciousness was his splitting headache. He wasn’t sure where it was originating, his head was just pounding, throbbing with each beat of his heart, and a soft moan escaped his lips from the pain. He would’ve gone back to sleep to escape it if his second realization hadn’t slammed into his mind, overshadowing the ache surrounding it.

    He couldn’t remember his name.

    ~

    Where Kirishima temporarily loses his memories after a run-in with a villain, and he learns a lot more about Bakugou than he was expecting.

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    09 Dec 2023

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