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Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.
His plan is simple:
Step 1. Order pizza
Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
Step 3. Lose virginityEverything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.
Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.
Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.
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26 Aug 2026
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Have a Cuppa by Caffeinated_Spoon for MagesArt, EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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Jing Yuan is a single father who runs the Dozing Lion Cafe. He is happy, if a bit lonely, when one day a new customer walks in who just blows him away. He begins to look forward to his daily visits to the Cafe, as he tries to settle for admiring him from afar.
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Yingxing moves to a new city to finish up his degree in Mechanical Engineering, so he can get back home and propose to his boyfriend, who he is absolutely sure is The One. Unfortunately, things go south, and he finds himself alone yet again. At least he can always go get a cuppa coffee or tea at his favorite little cafe... and maybe more?Bookmarked by pure_hater
29 Jul 2026
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HSR 🦁🗡️🐉 (JingRenHeng) Tea by Ferairia123
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Jul 2026
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It started with Couple's day and Jing Yuan sought fit to trick his lovers into meeting up in Xianzhou : Luofu.
A rendezvous and some feels, they had tea.
...yeah, if only it was just tea
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08 Jul 2026
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Ren dies (again), but this time he wakes up in the past with Dan Feng and Yingxing hovering over him. An inciting incident and the presence of two alphas, one of them his mate, triggers his heat.
This is Yingxing/Dan Feng/Ren. Warning for some Yingxing/Ren since both of them take care of Ren through his heat (I don't know how to write V-type OT3, so it's equal route). Inspired by that short…I wanted to give Ren back his beautiful husband and a happy ending.
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22 Jun 2026
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Crimson Blade by PhoenixKaizen
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End (Anime & Manga), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Feb 2026
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Blade had a cursed life, but there was one thing that he had done that was innocent of the torment of his life, and it was his son, Guren Ichinose.
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A series of one shots that feature Blade as the mother of Guren Ichinose.
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- Part 1 of Mama Blade
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21 Jun 2026