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“Can you keep it?” she asks, like she hasn’t asked that same question a million times already.
Eliot shakes his head. “I told you, darlin’—I keep telling the both of you—the beard was just for the job. Looks messy like this. Just too tired to shave it off tonight. I’m getting rid of it tomorrow morning.”
Parker frowns into Eliot’s cheek and grumbles. That’s not the answer she wants.
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Parker gets to spend a night at home sharing her favorite ritual with her favorite boys. She also has to convince Eliot not to shave his beard. How ever will she do it? For fans of: Fics with some special Parker/Eliot time amongst the OT3, beard-y Eliot, sweetiepie Parker reflecting on how much she loves her boys and what that love means to her, and lots and lots of softness.
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30 Sep 2025
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The Twelfth Doctor is on a quest to find a survivor of an extinct species. Despite his protests, Nardole is dragged along for the ordeal. Worst of all, he has to endure the Doctor's favorite 1980s Earth music.
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19 Sep 2025
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A strange new star appears in the sky.
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05 Aug 2025
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What if 13 regenerated straight into 15. What if there was no 60th. What if I fixed this show.
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16 Jul 2025
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the sun has a wonderfully glorious habit of rising every morning by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 May 2025
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Stede gets lost on a hike in the mountains. Just when he thinks he might not make it, he discovers a house occupied by a beautiful, naked man watching the sunset. Ed saves him from peril and then saves him in other ways.
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- Part 9 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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16 May 2025
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"God, I’m so…”
“Embarrassed?” Ed says. “Well, first of all, trust me, you’ve got no reason to be. Second of all, it’s a fucking pirate ship. Everyone sees everyone’s dick eventually.”Bookmarked by purringdragon
26 Mar 2025
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Spring is as much of a dying season than it is a living one. Ed had died in the spring.
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after season one, ed fakes his death and ends up on a welsh island populated solely by nuns. there he makes wine and tends the old wood-fired boiler, thinks about his mother and makes friends with a teenage nun; dreams in horrific red and black. then one night a rowboat eases ashore, and his safe, drunken wheel of routine gets shattered for good.
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18 Mar 2025
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They’ve lived here on the island for half a year, and Ed is happy, of course he is. He wakes up in Stede’s arms more often than not, and on the “not” days Stede is usually up making him tea or arranging fresh flowers on the nightstand.
But every so often Ed catches himself holding his breath. He’ll be looking at Stede in the candlelight and be struck, as if by lightning, with the hurt of that night on the dock, when he waited for Stede until the sun rose. In those moments, Ed feels the world go off-kilter, like he’s looking up at his life from underwater.
While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
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08 Mar 2025
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Now I Get A Holiday; Think I'll Stay by badwolfgirlicouldkissyou
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
02 Sep 2025
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What is the Fourteenth Doctor up to since the bigeneration? How is life on the slow path treating him?
Settle in for some comforting vibes as we navigate the retirement of the Fourteenth Doctor via a series of short stories and art pieces!
****Re-uploaded due to new artwork in chapter 5***
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06 Mar 2025
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“Kids, Lucius! He’s got kids!”
Lucius looks unimpressed from where he’s cleaning a margarita glass, “Okay?”
Ed gestures wildly around, trying to keep his voice down in the mostly-empty bar, “That’s like, my biggest dealbreaker!”
Lucius makes a face, shooting a judge-y look to Ed as he sets down the glass and picks up a martini shaker, “Damn, didn’t know you were such a baby-hater.”
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Edward Teach as never been more obsessed with someone as with his new boyfriend, Stede Bonnet. He's sweet, funny, and undeniably charming. Not to mention he's the best lay of Ed's life.
There's only one problem: he has kids.
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- Part 1 of Not flesh and blood, but the heart
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24 Feb 2025
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Stede Bonnet's dream of moving his family to Bali has been quashed when Mary refuses to do it, and the holiday he's planned to try to convince her otherwise has just resulted in a plan to divorce when they get home.
Which is, of course, when a volcano on a different island erupts, sending plumes of ash into the air and cancelling all flights.
Trapped without accommodation in the worst week of their lives, Stede's stunned when cryptocurrency legend Edward Teach sees him on the news and offers a place for them to stay. He's about to get far, far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Claire's OFMD JanuAUry 2025 Fics
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21 Feb 2025
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i don't remember what beautiful means anymore by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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Ed is six years old when they take him to Battle School to train him to defeat the aliens that have invaded Earth twice before.
He has to leave Stede behind.
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- Part 13 of OFMD one-shots
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08 Feb 2025
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This is how Stede Bonnet dies.
At least, that’s what Stede thought to himself as he trudged aimlessly through a snowstorm in rural Canada, entirely alone and lost as all fuck.
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Or, Stede Bonnet gets lost in a blizzard and is rescued by a handsome lumberjack who crochets.
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- Part 1 of Blizzard Boys
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07 Feb 2025
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In 1983, eight-year-old Ed and ten-year-old Stede become best friends. Ed can't bring himself to regret that, not even knowing how it turned out. Maybe that's the hardest part - after growing up together, after falling in love with each other, after Stede left him...and a part of Ed was still happy he'd met Stede Bonnet. And isn't that just the saddest damn thing you've ever heard?
Childhood friends AU, fluff and angst with a happy ending!
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03 Feb 2025
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Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) by oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jan 2024
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Ed might dress like a goth leather daddy, but that doesn't mean he can't have fourteen plushies in his bed and that definitely doesn't mean you can make fun of him for them.
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29 Dec 2024
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Stede Bonnet loves a Hallmark Christmas movie romance, but he's almost given up hoping for his own, until Lucius takes him along to the first annual Hallmark Christmas Movie Queer Dating Festival, and also challenges him to take home the first person he connects with.
Ed Teach is at the top of the music game fronting Kraken Chorus, an a cappella group that tops the charts every Christmas. When bandmate Archie convinces him to go along to this Hallmark dating festival undercover as... an a cappella singer in plain sight, he's sceptical. Seems to be working, though. And then a guy built like a sexy bank safe quite literally runs into him, and all of a sudden, Archie's other challenge (to go home alone at the end of the night) starts looking... much more difficult to win.
A Hallmark-style meet-cute within a crowd of Hallmark holiday possibilities!
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24 Dec 2024
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Ed finally meets his noisy neighbor, Stede. At first, Ed doesn’t get why Stede has such an active love life; but he quickly starts to see the appeal.
Or: Ed Teach is straight, until he meets Stede Bonnet.Bookmarked by purringdragon
26 Nov 2024
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“Yes,” Stede whispers.
Ed blinks up at him.
Too sincere. Oh god, it’s all wrong for the bit, isn’t it? Ed’s been going full hammed-up drama, and so was Stede. Until now. Dear lord.
At least there’s not an audience to see him deliver his lines so terr–
Oh.
Oh no, they’ve amassed quite a crowd, it seems.
(or: Ed proposes to Stede as a joke. A bit. A funny little prank. Haha.)
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23 Nov 2024
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Best Friend Frustrations by GayWatson, MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Nov 2024
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After years of friendship, Ed's finally ready to do it. He's going to ask Stede out.
The only problem? Stede might be the most oblivious person on the planet.
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16 Nov 2024
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Rock star Ed Teach, tired of his doom and gloom black-leather-and-spikes aesthetic, goes to a thrift store to think about changing his image. There he meets a sad beige man with a similar issue. Can they help each other?
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07 Oct 2024