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Severus had always known that he would die in a painful, most horrifying way ever since back when he was almost beaten to death by his father, then mauled by a werewolf, then thrashed around by a maniac overlord. His miserable, luckless life only seemed to lead to that one day when he would be struck down by a bloody snake, of all things.
Bleeding out in front of Harry Potter was just the last humiliation Lady Destiny had in store for him.
Suddenly staring into Potter senior’s eyes again while being levicorpused was just the icing on the cake.- Language:
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- 50/50
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20 Apr 2025
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The student of Slytherin House were born with everything: wealth, prestige and pure wizarding blood. Now it's Severus Snape's job to help them find the one thing they don't have: careers.
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- 4,290
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- 1/1
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19 Apr 2025
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,614
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Collections:
- 40
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- 1,647
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17 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter and the Peanut Gallery by shadowscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2022
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Alternative (non-Harry) POV drabbles and/or longer chapters to accompany the main fic "Harry Potter and the Greatest Show"
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- Part 2 of Look At My Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,325
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 2,335
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12 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter and the Greatest Show by shadowscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2022
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The last real thing Harry remembers is standing across from Voldemort and watching the killing curse fly at his face.
Then he visited a fluffy white limbo that somewhat resembles King Cross Station and instead of choosing to move on or go back he does something else entirely.
And wakes up in his cupboard on the morning of Dudley's eleventh birthday.
Because that makes sense.
(No. No it doesn't.)
But Harry is going to roll with it anyway.
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- Part 1 of Look At My Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 177,701
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 73
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- 7,822
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12 Apr 2025
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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- 31,308
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 73
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09 Apr 2025
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The summer after Harry's fourth year has become the worst of his life. The haunting memories of Cedric's death and Voldemort's revival were terrible enough on their own, but then came the strange visions of Death Eaters, the worsening pain in his scar, and the uncontrollable emotions that don't feel like his own. After fleeing Privet Drive, he finds himself stuck in an isolated cottage with his most hated professor: Severus Snape.
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Snape mentors Harry, no slash.
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- English
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- 109,544
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- 25/?
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03 Apr 2025
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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- English
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- 125,272
- Chapters:
- 35/?
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02 Apr 2025
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there but for the grace of god by wanderlove
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Apr 2021
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There’s nothing particularly remarkable about Sullust.
Well, except for Obi-Wan’s time-traveling son. But, you know. Apart from that.Or, baby-Luke-raised-by-Ben-Kenobi shows up in the middle of the Clone Wars, causes Anakin and Obi-Wan to put two and two together and get forty-five, and in the process inspires a series of heartfelt conversations that may or may not avert the terrible future he’s from.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,217
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 29
- Comments:
- 1,802
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- 17,474
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30 Mar 2025
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And then he wakes up... by Gabriel4Sam for FettsOnTop (GTFF)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Nov 2016
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Whatever is happening it needs to stop before he loses his mind. More importantly, it needs to stop with him and Boba alive. Jango is calculating every possible move in his head, painfully aware he lacks a good part of the equation. And Kenobi…who knows what Jedi think?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,911
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 163
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- 4,280
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- 767
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- 31,356
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23 Mar 2025
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falling up by jediknobi, shatou
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Nov 2021
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Darth Sidious is dead, by the hand of the apprentice he raised. Anakin doesn’t want to be Vader anymore. The only person he trusts is a Jedi, and now Obi-Wan Kenobi has his hands full.
The one-shots in this series are not entirely standalone, in terms of narrative and emotional buildup. This series is best read in order.
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- 24,060
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- 946
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19 Mar 2025
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Suicidal Misunderstandings by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan scarcely a few years into his desert exile is (quite unexpectedly) thrown back in time to the height of the Clone Wars. This is, in fact, SO unexpected that he reasonably (if incorrectly) assumes he is experiencing a spice-induced hallucination. After enjoying spending time with his lost loved ones, he decides he really needs to wake up before he dies of dehydration. When intense meditation fails, he tries to break the illusion through more...EXTREME measures (check the tags). Panic from all parties ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,790
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Comments:
- 2,840
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- 10,106
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17 Mar 2025
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Binary System by Cimila for SiladhielLithvirax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Dec 2020
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It had seemed the best thing to do, when faced with a recently freed child who cries out for his mother in his sleep. Naboo is so close to Tatooine. It's barely out of their way at all. Two days added to their trip back to Coruscant, maximum. If they leave the Nabooian celebration early the Jedi Council won't even notice.
Of course, with Obi-Wan's luck, everything takes a turn for the worse. Anakin's dreams about his mother prove prophetic. Sith burn half of Mos Espa and their ship with it; chase them into the desert, into increasingly dire straits.
He starts dreaming of his soulmate again, too, as though he needs the extra complication.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,288
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 215
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- 3,993
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- 1,289
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- 40,068
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16 Mar 2025
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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- English
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- 11,604
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1,180
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- 13,209
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15 Mar 2025
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be careful not to choke on your admirations by tennessoui for RagnarLothcat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Feb 2022
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Anakin Skywalker is the Kenobis' nanny. Korkie is the cute kid he's been practically raising for the last five years, which is fine. Obi-Wan Kenobi, the father, is probably the love of Anakin's life, which is also fine.
Just a little less than ideal, seeing as Anakin's sense of loyalty won't allow him to sleep with anyone else while he's pining for Mr. Kenobi and seeing as how it's frankly impossible to get over the man when he's right there all the time looking like that.
Enter a yearlong study abroad that'll put an ocean between them. Now Anakin only has to tell the Kenobis that he's going.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,050
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 104
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- 2,473
- Bookmarks:
- 501
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- 26,949
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13 Mar 2025
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We Will Not Wear Chains by acuteneurosis
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Oct 2025
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You cannot stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
Or rising.
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- Part 4 of Don't Look Back
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,291
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Comments:
- 2,589
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- 3,060
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- 426
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- 98,628
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09 Mar 2025
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The Galaxy Revolves at a Million Miles a Day (Around Me) by Galaxacious
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
18 Nov 2024
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Piett may have been the Admiral of the largest and most fearsome fleet of warships the galaxy had ever seen, but he was only one man. And one man could not change the fate of the galaxy.
No matter how many chances the galaxy gave him.
(Or, Piett and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Battle of Endor.)
- Language:
- English
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- 54,982
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 752
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- 2,693
- Bookmarks:
- 912
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- 40,069
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14 Feb 2025
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foolproof, foolhardy by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2025
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.
A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.
Emphasis, of course, on fool.
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- Part 1 of tomfoolery
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,721
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 565
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- 4,137
- Bookmarks:
- 986
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- 63,086
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17 Jan 2025
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War Drums by intermundia
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Mar 2024
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In 4 ABY, Darth Vader lies dying, overwhelmed with regret at the impossibility of atoning for all that he’d done—it was impossible to fix, to undo; no apology would ever be sufficient. But nothing was impossible for him, merely difficult.
In 32 BBY, ten-year-old Anakin Skywalker wakes up as Darth Vader, his mind overwritten by the consciousness of his future self. In one day, Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi loses his Master, gains the confusing and concerning friendship of a 46-year-old (ex-)Sith Lord temporarily trapped in a child’s body, and is pulled along on his desperate mission to save the galaxy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,273
- Chapters:
- 18/45
- Comments:
- 1,028
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- 3,906
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- 1,209
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- 96,475
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15 Jan 2025
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if i only knew by wanderlove
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Aug 2020
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Newly knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and his padawan, Anakin Skywalker, have been sent to Ryloth on a simple diplomatic envoy. While there, an unsettling incident causes Obi-Wan to look at Anakin in a new light and re-evaluate...everything.
The Galaxy will never be the same.
aka: "come for the obikin, stay for the tzai and deep emotional discussions that dismantle every single misunderstanding in the prequels."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 119,152
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 2,349
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- 10,376
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- 3,349
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- 242,922
Bookmarked by quizzicalturtle
09 Jan 2025