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Martin feels so nervous that he’s almost dizzy with it. He desperately wants to turn tail and run, to call this whole thing off. Except for how he knows he’d be mad at himself for weeks afterwards for doing it, maybe even months. He’s spent so long working himself up to this; is he seriously not even going to try?
Even though it’ll probably go terribly? a pessimistic voice in the back of his head chimes in.
“This is going to go great,” Martin mutters underneath his breath. “Just grand. Nothing’ll go wrong, you’ll see.”
He feels a flash of self consciousness, but none of the other passengers give him so much as a glance for muttering to himself, all of them either hiding away in headphones and earbuds or just dead eyed glazed over expressions as they stare blankly into the middle distance. None of them even suspect that he’s on his way to a kink club.
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Martin and Jon have a very different first meeting.
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22 May 2023
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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21 May 2023
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“That’s good, because I’m really only up for casual. Way easier. And if you wanted something more–”
“Er, no–”
“– I’m just saying, we should probably do dinner first? Just a burger or something, you know?”
“No, that won’t be–” Jon clears his throat. "That isn’t necessary."
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19 May 2023
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Sometimes, when Jon can't sleep, the only thing that works is having sex. A chance encounter with a coworker in a shitty club may save the day.
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- Part 7 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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09 May 2023
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“Oh, you’re one to talk about stereotypes,” she retorts, grinning through her fake indignation. “Little miss lip piercing, enamel pins, combat boots in the summer—”
“Alright, alright, I know, I’m the world’s most predictable dyke—”
“Not to mention the blue hair,” Georgie finishes, and reaches up to tuck a cobalt-dyed strand behind her ear.
Melanie’s words stumble to a halt in her mouth.
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05 May 2023
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sweet, clean and comforting by palmcitrus for chewsdaychillin
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Apr 2020
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“Doing the dishes?” Martin murmurs in his ear. Jon can smell the cheap rosemary scent of his shampoo, wafting from his still-wet hair, and the sweet mint of his toothpaste. “I would’ve done them with you, if you’d waited.”
“I wanted to,” Jon murmurs back. “You made dinner, it’s only fair.”
He can feel Martin’s smile as he says, “Well, thank you, sweetheart, you didn’t have to do that,” and leans down to kiss the back of his neck.
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05 May 2023
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Huddled away from the boring old Magnus Institute fundraiser, the archival staff decide to play a game.
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04 May 2023
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an AU where nothing bad ever happens and Jon, Tim, and Martin are messy and in love. they’ll figure it out. low-angst and a happy ending
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04 May 2023
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“Huh? Oh. Sorry.” He’s quiet for a second, and then Martin sees him frown, barely. “You know what. Nevermind. I’m not.” His hand settles back at Martin’s hip, thumb passing through the silvery lines there. “Tell your insecurities to fuck off, I like your stretch marks.”
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04 May 2023
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completely straightforward by ivelostmyspectacles
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2019
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Tim sleeps with Sasha, and Tim sleeps with Martin, and Tim doesn't sleep with Jon, and they're all good, they're fine, they're happy.
aka Tim is not here for the Monogamous Life and everything is Good
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04 May 2023
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GEORGIE: You must be Martin.
MARTIN: Yeah. Has Melanie been talking about me?
GEORGIE: Oh, um ... Jon used to go on about you a lot.
- MAG 149In which Jon reluctantly takes a self-care day, comes to an unwelcome conclusion about Feelings, and makes a decision.
Or, what if Georgie and Martin actually talked prior to season 4?
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03 May 2023
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love is a battle i can win by palmviolet for beetlesandstars
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2022
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"She’s taking a sip, dry and sharp on her tongue, when the doorbell rings a floor above, and she hears distantly Steve’s open delight, Robin, Dustin, back from the shit I won’t understand?
I’m a lesbian, Nancy thinks, taking another sip of wine. Eddie clinks his glass against hers and sneaks a slice of chorizo from Steve’s chopping board, tapping a finger against the side of his nose, shh, don’t tell, the way normal couples keep their secrets, the way honesty is earned and not borne on the back of a lie.
Love is a battle I can win. Nancy turns to face the door."
// Christmas 1994. Nancy faces her fears.
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04 Apr 2023
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Robin narrows her eyes. “I’m sorry, do you think it’s undignified to dress like a woman? Is it because you think we’re so beneath you?”
“I didn’t say that,” Steve says, pointing at her. “You're putting words in my mouth.”
“Then what exactly is so bad about putting on a dress?”
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(Or, Steve and Robin fuck around with gender. Can be read as a stand-alone.)Series
- Part 8 of kids in the dark
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02 Apr 2023
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it was a bad idea, calling nancy wheeler so late at night. but robin just needed to hear, just needed to know.
or, nancy gets a call, and it’s the one she was waiting for.
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02 Apr 2023
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“Hey, Harrington?” Robin called, smirking. Steve wanted to sigh, or maybe run away, but he straightened his back and gave her the flattest look he could manage. “Remember that favor you owe me?”
“I don’t owe you a favor,” he replied immediately, although he had a sinking feeling that he did. It sounded familiar.
“I recall you agreeing to the bet a while back that you didn’t think the kids considered you a part of their group,” she reminded him. The smirk hadn’t left her face. “And after the whole… moving in with the Byers thing, it’s definitely been proven that you’re a part of their group. I dare you to say that you’re not in front of them.”
(AKA 3 times Steve was coerced into being Robin's "boyfriend", + 1 time he did it without being prompted.)
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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02 Apr 2023
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a scarily in depth petekey manifesto by anklebiterss
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
29 Aug 2016
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31 Mar 2023
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I Have Been All Things Unholy by Bexless for shoemaster, waxjism
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Stigmata (1999)
30 Jul 2011
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“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.
“Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”
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- Part 1 of Unholyverse
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13 Mar 2023
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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12 Mar 2023
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I Hold The Space You Made (I’m Empty But Still Hoping) by beetlesandstars for palmviolet
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Jul 2022
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Nancy presses a shaking hand to her eyes, but it does nothing to hide the way her mouth twists up. “There’s something wrong with me, Robin.”
Or, the one where Robin Buckley stumbles onto a drunk Nancy Wheeler, who's got a few confessions up her sleeve. As it turns out, Robin might be just the person she needs.
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14 Feb 2023
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just you and i tonight (why don't you figure my heart out?) by r3medialch8os
Fandoms: Community (TV)
02 Nov 2022
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“It appears there’s a clear sexual tension between us. Do you need me to do something for you?” Abed asks, voice steady and without hesitation.
And Troy isn’t gay. He’s really not. But this arrangement just seems incredibly practical for the both of them.
(Or, five times when Troy and Abed do less-than-platonic stuff, and one time when they've got it all figured out.)
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11 Jan 2023