ramblesofacertifieddumbass
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cut until it bleeds (inside a world without the peace) by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
30 Aug 2026
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what if things had gone a bit differently?
An AU where Vought is slightly better than they were in the show and decided to give Homelander a friend before he went completely psycho. -
Blood, Guts, and Pixie Dust by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Aug 2026
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Pomni starts a new project. Will it go well? Who knows. Is she going to do it anyway? Absolutely.
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Break Me Like A Promise by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Jul 2026
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Someone saves Ribbit before she abstracts.
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To Become a God is the Loneliest Achievement by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
31 May 2026
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What if Kinger hadn't deleted Caine in hjsakldfhl?
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Tears of a Monster [A Fraud of a God] by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandoms: Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
01 May 2026
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The story of how a small boy became the monster known as the Prototype.
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I Am Not Afraid of Death (For We Have Already Met) by ramblesofacertifieddumbass
Fandom Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
22 May 2025
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Michael wears a green tie to the 2025 Lordtech Charity Gala Fundraiser, and Guy takes the violation of color scheme incredibly seriously. It spirals into a wider situation that continues so long that by the time it is resolved, "The Justice Gang" has gained a member in Rex Mason, who has to help Kendra stop the two from bickering by any means necessary.
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29 Aug 2026
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The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2013
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Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.
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07 Aug 2026
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chalk this one up as a win by tamerofdarkstars for blackm00n5
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2015
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Oliver Wood wakes up in the Hospital Wing a week after his first Quidditch game ever with a head injury and his soulmate's thoughts wound around his left wrist.
Frankly, he's more concerned about missing the Quidditch game.
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- Part 3 of HP Soulmate AU
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07 Aug 2026
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Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes…infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
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04 Aug 2026
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Ignition Point by C0smic_Kitten
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
14 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker is eight years old when he notices the name, it happens on a Tuesday morning while he’s getting dressed for school.
There is nothing particularly special about the moment, Peter is just about to pull his shirt over his head when he glances towards the mirror on the back of his bedroom door and notices something strange near his shoulder. He stops what he is doing, dropping the shirt on the floor before moving closer to the mirror.
Peter freezes, his eyes locked on the letters that sit cleanly below his collar bone like they had been carefully written in black ink. He let his fingers brush over them like it might have been an accident, the ink doesn’t smear or fade it stays exactly as it is.
Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm
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Soulmate AU where we see the boys get their powers and fall into awkward teenage romance while they try to stay alive as young heroes
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04 Aug 2026