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thrilled by the still by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2025
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“I really thought they’d be sharper.”
Mobei Jun swallows hard, his throat muscles flexing with how wide his mouth is open. Shang Qinghua briefly withdraws his fingers, and Mobei Jun gasps at the reprieve as his eyes follow the trail of spit connecting his lips to Shang Qinghua’s fingers.
“They are deceptively sharp,” he says in defense, roughly wiping the drool at the corner of his lips on his sleeves and running his tongue over the sharp incisors, a smug smirk pulling at his lips as he didn’t miss the way Shang Qinghua’s eyes followed the movement of his tongue. “And they are sharp enough to tear flesh.”
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or: shang qinghua finger fucks mobei jun's mouth — for Moshang Week 2025 Day 4: Teeth
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disowned in some frozen devotion by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2025
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“I hereby banish you,” Mobei Jun utters lowly, quietly, yet it rings so loudly in the silence of the throne room. “Since Shang Qinghua has expressed his eagerness to leave, from today onwards, he shall never again set foot in the North’s territory.”
It is subtle because that is how Shang Qinghua has always been: subtle and underhanded. However, Mobei Jun has known him for a long time and has been familiar with him in every conceivable way, and he knows his words struck a chord in Shang Qinghua. After all, the North has been a home to him for a better part of his life, more than his human sect ever did.
“This Mobei Jun renounces Shang Qinghua as he has renounced this king.” The rigid stance of Shang Qinghua’s spine gives Mobei Jun cruel satisfaction. “And let this be the last time our paths ever cross.”
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or: Shang Qinghua agrees to Luo Bingge's arrangement to spare Mobei Jun and the North — for Moshang Week 2025 Day 1: Exile
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“Sasuke-kun?”
“Hm?”
“I asked what you were thinking about.”
“How beautiful you are,” he answers, unbidden and honest.
There is a beat in which Sakura just stares and then blinks at him before rearing back. She makes a face at Sasuke before leveling him once again with an unimpressed stare.
“Alright. What did you do this time? Did you and Naruto fight again? Which training ground did you idiots decimate this time?”
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or the one where sasuke is being sweet but sakura thinks he's corny
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- Part 5 of sasusaku playlist
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“Mother!”
Mikoto feels the smile freeze on her face as she looks at her youngest before it turns into a bemused one.
Five-year-old Sasuke has someone in tow, a girl who looks about the same age as he is, and he’s clutching her hand very tightly with an excited, giddy gleam in his eyes—the kind she’s only ever seen when Sasuke finds something he really likes, like his stuffed green dinosaur.
“Mother, look!” Sasuke exclaims, dropping the hold he has on the girl, only to present his guest to his mother in a ta-dah motion. “Pink!”
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little sasuke learns about colors and falls in love
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- Part 1 of no uchiha massacre catalogue
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you will never be alone
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- Part 4 of sasusaku playlist
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a compilation of all my sasusaku fics in canon-verse, post-canon, and everything canon timeline adjacent.
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love mercy, now by randomprose
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2025
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all my canon-compliant moshang works in order because i realized i airplane-d the shit out of most of them and belatedly figured out there could actually be a timeline to them. oh, well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
series line up is updated as i post the rest of my WIPs that fit into before my other published moshang fics lol
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drabbles, ficlets, one-shots originally posted on tumblr :)
shoot me a prompt or something on tumblr
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Time-slipping is a side effect of wielding the Rinnegan. When Sasuke slips through time, he always goes to Sakura, whether he wants to or not.
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13 Apr 2025
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synergy n. the creation of a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.
counterpoise n. the state of being in equilibrium; balance.
resonance n.
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10 Apr 2025
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Sasuke is Twitter's Man of the Week. “Not be thirsty on main, but is he single and if he isn’t then does his girlfriend know how to fight?”
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22 Mar 2025
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Otou-san said things like that sometimes, about Itachi being better. As if it mattered that Itachi could have graduated the Academy before Sasuke if he and Kaa-chan hadn’t held him back, or that somehow Itachi always understood what their Otou-san tried to teach him better and at a younger age than his Nii-san.
Being able to hit a target didn’t help him understand people, especially the way they said one thing and did another, even when it was a regular day and not for a mission. And they didn’t understand him—that being good at being a shinobi didn’t mean he liked it or that he wanted it. He wasn’t cheating or doing in on purpose for attention, it was just the way he was.
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16 Mar 2025
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At five years old, Uchiha Sasuke made an extraordinary discovery: he had lived this life, just once before.
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- Part 1 of to me, in a different life
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10 Mar 2025