realrosesarered
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- South Park (11)
- Ancient Greek Religion & Lore (1)
- Men's Football RPF (1)
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Stan is standing right in front of him, yet Kyle feels like he's already lost him.
Isn't that funny?
((Stan's back in town, and Kyle's days are starting to look different without him noticing why)).
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- Part 1 of Soft Collapse Theory
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they’re 18+ in all of these obviously
day 1: bratting
day 4: master/slave -
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Determined to play matchmaker, Human Kite and Toolshed scheme to bring two secret lovers together, completely oblivious to the fact that the "lovers" in question are actually each other.
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- Part 3 of gifts for pp (vanna)
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They say a woman has no place among knights, so Stella Marsh gives them a man to look at instead. Beneath the armor and a borrowed name, she enters the queen’s service, keeping the truth tucked away.
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style one shots because i eat sleep breathe that ship.
(accepting reqs! im open to literally ANYTHING).
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- Part 1 of Style One Shots
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Eden Was Never Lost by realrosesarered
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Greek Mythology, South Park
07 Jul 2026
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“And when the world shakes, hold me — for you are the closest thing to stability that I’ve ever known.”
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During a typical sleepover between the iconic duo, Kyle panics at his continous internal admirations of Stan. He just can't seem to think normally.
(But it must just be the heat index, right?)
Little does he know, he's not alone in his weary dilhemma.
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- Part 2 of Vanna's Style One-Shots
Bookmarked by realrosesarered
28 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
1000000/10.
amazing.
had me foaming at the mouth and squeezing my boobs in joy.
life is meaningless without this oneshot.
i re-read it every day.
read or perish.
shakespeare isn’t dead.
i want more.
10/10 experience.and im not even joking.
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A Ballad of True Hearts by luckypoppies
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth - Fandom
16 Jun 2026
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"...All it took was a single look at the High Elf Prince and his Knight to realise that, perhaps, some bonds were never meant to be broken."
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They were once inseparable, the High Elf Prince and the Knight who pledged his heart and sword to him. Then, the knight was banished for a crime he did not commit, and the prince he loved most let him fall.Now, years after his banishment, Stan Marsh is called back for one final duty: escort Kyle Broflovski to a safe place far away from assassination attempts.
Forced to work with the man he believes betrayed him, Stan must set aside his resentment and protect the prince he once swore his life to. But with enemies closing in, it becomes clear the attacks are only part of a deeper unrest neither of them fully understands.
And survival may just depend on whether they can learn to trust each other again.
Bookmarked by realrosesarered
29 Aug 2026
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There’s a reason Stan doesn't drink anymore. It causes him to make stupid decisions. Fucked up, terrible decisions. But out of all the truly astonishing things he’s done under the influence of alcohol, accidentally marrying his best friend really takes the cake.
Kyle is yelling at him. Or maybe not at him in particular, but he’s screaming. Throwing things. Gesturing wildly. Stan can’t look away. He’s sporting a boner at the worst possible time.
“How could this have happened?” Kyle demands.
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After Stan goes viral online for a song that paints Kyle as the reason their friendship nearly imploded, Kyle decides to to finish the job and ends the friendship completely. Stan doesn’t have time for him anyway with his overnight success leading to a record deal and consequently a tour where he’s opening for the biggest pop sensation in the last ten years.With Kenny’s wedding coming up, the two of them have to learn to put the past aside in order to be there for their mutual friend. It shouldn’t be too hard to get along for the summer. But when they end up settling their differences a little too well, Kyle and Stan find themselves attached in a way neither one of them could have ever imagined.
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- Part 5 of eccentric orbits universe
Bookmarked by realrosesarered
12 Jul 2026