s_itsnotme
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Ranpo is 13 when he meets Fukuzawa.
Ranpo lets him, and it feels like love.
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- Part 1 of romeo (ranpo goes thru it)
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A heir, a mare, and a spare. Uchiha Aki, younger brother of Uchiha Mikoto, is the family’s spare.
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Technoblade and himself, Sam ponders, and very similar yet very different.
Sam’s aware, to some extent, of Sam Nook, his… alter ego? Nook’s him, but not him. Nook has different thoughts, feelings, and most importantly, relationships with others on the SMP.
Technoblade, oddly enough, is one of said relationships.
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a journey via roads and zombies by s_itsnotme
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Mar 2021
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Ranboo can’t remember a time before the zombie apocalypse.
Tommy wants the green bitch dead.
Tubbo finds himself adopted by not one, not two, but three older brothers.
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- Part 4 of trans minecraft
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Ranboo wakes up on his thirteenth birthday with the name “Tubbo” written on his wrist.
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- Part 5 of trans minecraft
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trans minecraft or something idk
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tua/dcu crossover series by s_itsnotme
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Aug 2020
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tua/mcu crossover series by s_itsnotme
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Aug 2020
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Allison Hargreeves explores the MCU.
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what does it mean to exist when no one wants you to (someone wants you to) by SpeedingCheetah
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Sep 2024
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Izuku wasn’t sure where the idea came from, or why anyone could have ever thought it was a good idea. Ripped away from the dark runway that he called home base, Izuku was thrown into what the scavengers had warned him of—legal custody of a hero.
Or, in his case, multiple heroes.
He wasn’t sure why. He wasn’t even sure the specific date—he could never keep track of time, anyway, not with all that went on—but one minute he was baring his teeth to another person and the next he was somewhere calm and without blood or smoke. One moment he was there and the next he was being told he was safe, now. He was safe then. Izuku had been safe this whole time.
He didn’t know what they were talking about.
(or: izuku is just trying to escape his new legal custodians after being stolen from the only life he knew. the universe has other plans for him, including healing.)
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03 Sep 2026
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poison-bright in plain sight by Raayide for SpeedingCheetah
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Nov 2023
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Even moreso than heroism, villainy is a game of quirks. The strong survive and the weak die.
Izuku doesn't have a quirk. To villains, that means he's not worthy of fear, of concern. Of even attention.
And isn't that interesting.
Or: in the midst of losing himself, Izuku finds a way to help.
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03 Sep 2026
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The car whines when Astarion accelerates, a thumping under his feet and center console. The dashboard rattles, teeth in a skeleton, even the steering wheel keening like a death knell. Every time he brakes, something screams. He can't smell smoke, but he can feel heat pouring from the vents, sweating through his nightclothes. There's a dial from hot to cold—he spins it and feels nothing change.
When he presses its gas, the car goes forward. When he brakes, it stops.
He keeps driving.
Astarion escapes Cazador with the clothes on his back, a wad of stolen cash, and a car that's sat abandoned in a garage for thirty years.
There's a metaphor in that, perhaps.
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03 Sep 2026
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Three commands has Astarion broken, and now the fourth with a rapier through his gut and crossbow to his skull. Centuries he's wanted to be free—well, here it is. Dirt under his nails and blood behind his fangs. He's free. Isn't he fucking satisfied?
Astarion has not been a person in two hundred years. His journey to become one does not start off well.
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03 Sep 2026
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undo, underdog by Raayide
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Aug 2026
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UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.
Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.
As far as anyone knows.
The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.
In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.
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31 Aug 2026