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per my last email by phanatics for eggmuffins
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Mar 2025
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[NOTE: This message has been flagged by MHA administration for inappropriate language.]
Thu, 3 July at 16:38
FROM: Takami Keigo ([email protected])
TO: Todoroki Touya ([email protected])SUBJECT: RE: RE: Q2 report
touya if u don’t send me that fucking report right now i’m going to have to kill myself
Two employees. One summer. Zero fucks. Many shenanigans.
Bookmarked by salt_squared
21 Oct 2025
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how it feels to work an office job minus the romance
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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you'll know, you'll fall by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2020
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“We talked about it,” Xie Lian says, hearing the frustration in his voice. “I want to go to the next step.”
“It's okay if you don't—” Hua Cheng started.
“I do! God, I want it so much. I don't want you thinking that I don't. I—I think about it all the time, San Lang.”
Hua Cheng looks pleased, the tops of his cheekbones flushing to match his red shirt, and his thumb strokes the back of Xie Lian's hand.
“What do you think about, gege?”
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Xie Lian seeks a lesson in desire. And another. And another.
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The stars sing too by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2022
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Through the frozen mist in the tank, a figure lurches toward the glass, fingers curling in the frost. Dark hair frozen in a seal-slick, like oil in viscous fluid. A naked torso, deathly pale and riddled with those blue veins like tributaries. One hand wrenches the cryotank mouthpiece away from his face, and the man in the tank bares his teeth in a snarl as he looks down at Xie Lian, and then stops.
“Oh,” Xie Lian breathes.
The man in the tank is a shade elf.
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Bookmarked by salt_squared
21 Jul 2025
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dude holy fuck im gonna eat this worldbuilding im gonna photosynthesise it directly
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The Cracked-Glass Prince by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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Xie Lian has never been as delicate as he appears, with his fragile glass body, but he is still breakable. After 800 years, he is stained, scuffed, and shattered, but sometimes moss grows inside him. He pretends that makes it worthwhile.
As he ascends once more, he must contend with former vassals, the changes in himself, and a young man who claims to be made of wood, and certainly not tarnished silver like the ghost groom Xie Lian met on the mountain.
In a world where people's bodies are lanterns, whether stone, cloth, or paper, being transparent with each other changes everything for HuaLian.
Originally published in Amaranthine: A Hualian AU Zine!
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If one banquet ends just throw another by fullmetalpotterhead for Okuri_okami
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2024
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Xie Lian is a magic user and, as all magic users do, contracts with spirits to get the most out of his magic. Only, after being marked with the fact he’s broken two permanent contracts in the past, spirits aren’t exactly eager to contract with him. Until he meets Hua Cheng.
Or: Five Times Hualian made a temporary familiar contract and One Time it was permanent.
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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Bookmarked by salt_squared
18 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale finds that a life of a lone Omega is not easy. The ocean is merciless, other Mer maelstroms are not exactly friendly and, on top of that, his heat is impending.
And just when he thinks that he can have a little bit of a break, things start developing the way he couldn’t have foreseen.
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There's No Index For You by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
30 Nov 2015
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Loki has fallen in love with the only other Aesir who uses the Royal Library with him. This Aesir has been sneaking in for ten years and Loki has been watching him the entire time. Invisibly, of course. He never planned to reveal himself, worried the man wouldn't want to be seen with the Second Prince, but despite his attempts at concealment, fate had a way of making other plans.
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- Part 1 of AU’s I (Really) Didn’t Need
Bookmarked by salt_squared
17 Jan 2025
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'Anthony shrugged, carefree and unconcerned. “It’s alright. I trust this Prince to look after me.”
Loki wasn’t able to keep his face clear at hearing that and his voice cracked when he spoke, “He is a *liar*.”
Anthony’s fingers moved, running through the short strands of hair he hadn’t moved away from. The gesture was soothing and Loki was searching desperately but he couldn’t see a single untruth in the other Aesir’s face. “But he’s other things too.”'
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Dan has built a solid career for himself as a ghostwriter. He safely hides behind other people’s words, crafting their tales and pocketing the cash without any threat of notoriety. But lately he has been working on a book of his own, itching for a change.
Phil is an indie filmmaker who happened into some huge breaks over the last few years. He wants to use his influence to uplift queer stories for the screen, so he puts out an open call for story submissions. At his agent’s behest, Dan submits his story.
The writer!Dan and director!Phil friends/co-workers to lovers AU that we never knew we needed.
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- Part 1 of Like a Bowl of Oranges
Bookmarked by salt_squared
27 Dec 2024
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in which everyone behaves like a rational adult and romance is portrayed genuinely
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“… Should I be calling you ‘father’?” Dan asked and regretted the words as soon as they had left his mouth.
Phil smiled.
“You can, if you want.”
There was something about the way he said it that made Dan feel hot all over.Or: Dan falls in love with Phil, who happens to be a celibate priest. Great.
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Bookmarked by salt_squared
25 Dec 2024
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When you build your life out of fear that your mental illness could worsen, it leaves little room for excitement. Luckily, Dan has found a space online where he feels comfortable.
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Bookmarked by salt_squared
25 Dec 2024
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'They meet their Shadow Selves, but they aren’t dark versions of them. They are simply alternate versions. Dye looks almost exactly like his shadow self. So does White.
But Dan. Dan looks nothing like his own. Their clothing choice is different and their hair is different in colour and style and at first Dan thinks it is a glitch or that it is because the player gets to customise their sprite however they like, but then Dan’s shadow self begins to speak.
“Unbelievable,” he says. “I’ve been working so hard at this and you’re still not me.”'
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Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by lockergirl
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2022
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A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.
NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.
Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.
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14 Jul 2024
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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starman waiting in the sky by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Aug 2022
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"Do you think this is the end of the world?"
The question came out of nowhere, breaking the silence the two had been in since they climbed into Wilbur's car. Tommy's voice was soft, no brashness, no laughter hiding behind his words. He was tired. Wilbur was too.
"It might be," Wilbur admitted, voice just as soft. "Certainly seems biblical enough."
There have always been a few constants in Wilbur Soot's life. The fact that his father can't make bacon without burning it, the squeaky floorboard right outside his bedroom door that he's never been able to keep from stepping on, and the ever watchful Eye.
The Eye has sat in the sky for as long as Wilbur can remember. No one else can see the Eye, so he learned to stop talking about it long ago. He didn't need everyone in town thinking he was crazy for seeing a giant Eye in the sky.
Until one day, a teenager with a loud mouth moves to town. And with the way he keeps looking up at the sky, Wilbur starts to wonder if maybe, just maybe, he can see it too.
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Mai Tais and Bottom-Shelf Gin by ill go with that then (Linelenagain) for all my wonderful discord friends
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2019
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“No, please!” Hizashi said, more seriously, “I didn’t expect them to track me down so fast. I need a place to wait out the night.”
Shouta sighed. “It’s… not a good idea.”
“Why not?” Hizashi narrowed his eyes stubbornly. Shouta willed himself not to find it cute.
“Because I am a vampire,” Shouta said, slowly. “And I kind of want to eat you.”
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But Our Records Keep Skipping by Robbirdthe8th (FictionalFeather)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jul 2020
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"It's not like any of my exes ever said 'let's fuck or I'm leaving you' but...yeah. It's a factor."
"You just didn't want to sleep with any of them?"
"I wanted to. Or wanted to want to, I guess."
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The impact left by Hizashi's ex-boyfriend still looms, too big and too much, so he asks Shouta for a favor.
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23 Dec 2023
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(it's just that it's) Delicate by DarklingMoon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 May 2020
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“With both of my arms broken…” Shouta trails off, breaking his glare to look away.
“...Oh,” Hizashi says, after just a moment, when he gets it. Now he’s blushing, too. If he wasn’t before. “I can’t believe I didn’t think of that, you can’t...haven’t been able to...”Hizashi gives his best friend a helping hand.
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Bookmarked by salt_squared
09 Dec 2023