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    Serial Killer AU

    Summer, early 1980’s. The entire city of Las Cruces is on edge. When a spree of murders are declared to be related, an incompetent police force is pushed to the brink to protect the citizens of New Mexico. Detective Wiley Coyote is an underachieving detective on the force with a high-stakes secret. He knows exactly who’s been on a killing spree, but he’s not quite ready to hand the case over to his day job. He wants to close this case for himself. The only problem is, not only is the killer the special agent sent by the FBI to close the case, it's Wiley too.

    Special Agent B.B. Rhoades is a secret admirer of the Las Cruces Cannibal. Since the emergence of the serial killer, he has been on the case. He knows every detail of the file inside and out. He couldn’t be happier when he is assigned to the case and relocated to Las Cruces. If only he knew who the cannibal was. Rhoades attempts to reach out to the cannibal through a copycat murder spree falls flat, and he begins to grow desperate to reach the object of his affections.

    Two killers who are obsessed with each other and the investigation they are deeply involved in.

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    19 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    In a dusty New Mexico town where motorcycles are a way of life, Wile E. Coyote has just one goal: to beat the Road Runner. The elusive racer blows into town without warning, leaves everyone else choking on his dust, and disappears again before Wile E. can figure out where the hell he came from or what makes his bike so fast. As the town mechanic, Wile E. has spent more time, money, and effort than he’d care to admit in pursuit of catching him. And so far, he’s failed every time.

    Then Foghorn Leghorn arrives with plans for a three-day motorcycle race promising big crowds, bigger money, and some of the best riders in the country. With Road Runner sure to compete, it should be Wile E.’s best chance yet to finally beat him. Except there’s a lot more money riding on the race than what’s waiting at the finish line. Betting has already sprung up around the local races, and Leghorn’s event is attracting people interested in more than simple racing.

    And by the time Wile E. realizes the riders themselves may be in danger, beating the Road Runner is no longer the only reason why he needs to catch him.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    “So, if I’ve got this all understood, and hey, correct me if I’m wrong,” Kevin raised a brow, hands in the air as if that would help him understand anything even more than he already struggled to do so. “You… You--” he nodded to himself, “You are Wile E. and… and you’ve become… human. As human as we can legally call you, I suppose.”

    Sniffling, the man in front of him nodded. Wile E. nodded.

    “And… this was not related to ACME, any ACME byproducts, ACME subsidiaries, or anything else under the scope of the ACME corporation and it’s employees?”

    Wile E. shook his head, the brown and grey hairs at the top of his head moving as freely as his ears used to.

    “Well,” Kevin sighed as he leaned back and nearly broke his already near-death swivel chair, “I can’t help you, then! You know we only cover incidents related to rocket shoe malfunctions, anvils from rooftops, and other non-human consumer product cases.”

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    Wile E. Coyote turned himself into a human. He wants to return to normal. He wants to return to the desert. He wants to catch the Road Runner. No one else seems to want this.

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    14 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Wile E. didn’t think he was currently experiencing any part of his usual routine.

    Because it didn’t take a genius (although Wile E. definitely was one) to know that staring at the rocky ceiling of a cave while tied up wasn’t something he had planned for today.

    Well, fuck, what the hell had happened in the last few hours for him to end up like this?

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    "A friend? A friend! His first and only friend. He had thought that he wanted to catch him when he was just prey, but these new and confusing emotions had completely thrown his desire to chase into absolute overdrive."

    After his growing obsession with Road Runner pushes Wile E. Coyote to create a machine that blows him clean out of his own universe and into another parallel world with no cartoons aside from those on TV, he finds himself stuck both a universe away from the thing he seeks the most and trapped in an unfamiliar and fragile human body. Devastated by the change and separation, he has no other option than to attempt to claw his way back to his own world. But doing anything as a human is far worse than it ever was as a cartoon. Just as he begins to feel as alone in this world as he did in his last, a blue haired runner catches his eye as he passes him. It can't be...he's the only one from the desert that ended up in this world. Roadie wouldn't have followed him. He's the one that chases...right?

    Separated a world away, Road Runner prepares to do anything to get him back. Again.

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    13 Sep 2026