sarcasticbarnes
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cryo chamber? More like crying chamber by sarcasticbarnes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Venom (Movie 2018), Black Panther (2018), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Nov 2019
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James @jamesbarnes • 1h
I sincerely apologize for my tweets, as it caused PR a headache. Therefore I shall move on to another topic.
Why the fuck are you not vaccinating your kids
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sleepy muke cuddles with a lot of fluff and no angst
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the blood in my veins is made of mistakes by sarcasticbarnes
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
16 Aug 2018
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Four months into the Meet You There tour, and Michael is suprised this hasn’t happened sooner.
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A security guard pushes Michael into the crowd during Meet You There, and a guy assualts him. Luke loses his shit.Series
- Part 1 of Meet You There
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marvel but if they had the guts to include proper representation by sarcasticbarnes
Fandom Black Panther (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Venom (Movie 2018)
12 Nov 2019
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Dennis Whitaker and Dr. Robby have an arrangement.
After a little slip-up while on the job, Dr. Robby becomes aware of Dennis's situation. He can't afford the expensive price tag that comes with blood bags, and he can't remember the last time he's had a proper meal. Who would Dr. Robby be if he didn't lend a hand to his favorite vampire? Besides, it benefits both of them in more ways than one.
He stumbles into Dr. Robby's house, drained and painfully desperate for a meal after a long shift. Instead of Dr. Robby waiting for him, he finds Dr. Jack Abbot.
His husband.
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- Part 1 of Supernatural AU Hucklerabbot
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11 Mar 2026
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Erik Lives (and Wilhelm suffers bc of it) by cant_pick_a_ship
Fandom Young Royals (TV 2021)
25 Sep 2021
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Erik lives and bonds with Simon.
Works are not connected, just all feature some good Erik & Simon
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08 Jun 2022
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It's Like A Multicolored Snapshot (stuck in my brain) by isnt_that_wizard
Fandom Young Royals (TV 2021)
06 Jul 2023
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A series in which Erik didn't die in the car crash but instead surprised Wilhelm at Parents' Day.
This is what happens with Wille and Simon's relationship, the Royal Family, and regular chaotic life as a result.
[ most parts will be able to be read on their own but will make much more sense if you've read part one of this series When I Said I Wanted You to Get Along (this isn't what i meant) ]
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02 May 2022
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The Disappointing Part is that It Doesn't Get Better by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
03 Mar 2022
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“Tommy, whatever you’re talking about, I have something more important to say,” Techno cut in, disregarding the insulted stutters and narrowing his eyes. “Do you think I’d fit in a vent?”
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An orphan and and anarchist team up to harass heroes, law enforcement, and rich people.
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I wanted to write the funny and gave it a genuine plot. Oops.
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25 Jan 2022
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We Don't Make The Rules, We Simply Break Them by Dragonire
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
13 Mar 2023
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“Are you—fucking mad?” Sentinel heaves.
“You asked for me,” Tommy pants, trying not to show pain but knows he’s not succeeding as he heaves air like a man starved. “You asked the heroes to hand me over in exchange for the hostages. You’ve seen me fight. Zyghost knows too.”
He knows that Tommy can’t jump anymore, but that’s all of it. Maybe they’re thinking his electricity and power shocks is something tied to his teleportation, but they can’t know the true extent of Tommy’s “power” and he’s pretty sure that that is what’s keeping him alive.“You want to poke me,” he hisses, although it doesn’t sound nearly as threatening as he wants, when he’s so goddamned tired and hurt and fucking aching.
“You want to prod me. You want to figure out my powers. Either you think I’m your new bargaining chip or your new protégé you want to torture into submission,” he spits, hitting the nail on its fucking head when Sentinel freezes in his sights. “Well I’m fucking neither. I’m Theseus, illegal fucking vigilante and two of your hostages happened to be my family.“And this is personal, bitch.”
Or: Being a vigilante isn’t simple—or legal—but Tommy refuses to sit on the sidelines.
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- Part 9 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
- Part 1 of The Rules Are Made To Be Broken
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26 Jan 2022