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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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- English
- Words:
- 118,812
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 5,786
- Kudos:
- 34,578
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- 12,013
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- 1,046,547
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22 Aug 2026
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Tommy has always been able to see ghosts.
Usually, they stick around for a few days or weeks, maybe several months before they get what they need to move on. There was one ghost, however, who appeared when Tommy was young and seemed to be unable to get the closure he needed to let go and so he just… never left.
He got used to it, after a while, and Daniel became a consistent companion throughout his life.
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Or, the one where Tommy can see ghosts and is haunted by Daniel Buckley for reasons it takes him almost thirty years to understand.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,459
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 472
- Kudos:
- 1,680
- Bookmarks:
- 503
- Hits:
- 26,302
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21 Aug 2026
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General Jocasta by BairnSidhe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 May 2022
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Picture, if you will, a shiny new High General Obi-Wan who has just been given control of the GAR on the logic he's the only Jedi with war experience. Except he's never actually organized an army before, and he needs help.
Enter Co-High General Jocasta Nu, who runs the GAR like she would the Archive. Everything organized and cataloged, her precious Collection now expanded to include the entire GAR.
And well, she's a librarian....
The Sith never stood a chance.
- Language:
- English
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- 18,474
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 1,112
- Kudos:
- 7,701
- Bookmarks:
- 3,338
- Hits:
- 83,647
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24 Mar 2026
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Geno can't. Sidney won't.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,519
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 569
- Kudos:
- 5,330
- Bookmarks:
- 1,471
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- 106,766
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03 Feb 2026
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,024
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 2,317
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- 33,964
- Bookmarks:
- 11,073
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- 772,534
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27 Dec 2025
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,684
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 1,710
- Kudos:
- 21,654
- Bookmarks:
- 7,019
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- 198,938
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21 Dec 2025
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there ain't no star that shines by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)
09 Jan 2023
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“I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”
“Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”
Clark sighs and closes his eyes.
“Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.
Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”
Series
- Part 105 of author's fave
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,716
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 329
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- 16,305
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- 3,394
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- 115,256
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23 Sep 2025
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,880
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 1,149
- Kudos:
- 26,078
- Bookmarks:
- 10,470
- Hits:
- 350,601
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14 Apr 2025
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a sequence that you never learned by annataylor
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Dec 2015
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"'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."
When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,624
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 2,012
- Kudos:
- 26,198
- Bookmarks:
- 7,847
- Hits:
- 445,524
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13 Apr 2025
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Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.
(or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)
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- Part 1 of the roads we walk
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,217
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 923
- Kudos:
- 11,926
- Bookmarks:
- 2,920
- Hits:
- 203,148
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04 Apr 2025
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Straight from the [Student's] Mouth by engagemythrusters for DinoDina
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Dec 2022
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Nobody knows what to make of this new assistant Heimerdinger hired.
Jayce and Mel don't know what to make of all the assumptions and accusations about Viktor.
Viktor doesn't know about any of this at all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,680
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 210
- Kudos:
- 3,629
- Bookmarks:
- 640
- Hits:
- 44,099
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25 Mar 2025
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After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.
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- English
- Words:
- 52,379
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 3,725
- Kudos:
- 26,891
- Bookmarks:
- 6,892
- Hits:
- 457,453
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20 Mar 2025
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Bradley’s mouth goes dry at the sight of him; strong thighs encased in dark, skintight denim, chunky lace-up boots, white t-shirt, and a soft-looking leather jacket covered in patches. He’s not wearing a helmet - only a pair of aviators - and while Bradley knows he should chastise Jake for not being more careful, he’s too busy drooling over the picture he makes as he pulls up to the front of the hangar. Fuck, he wants to eat him. Or maybe just his ass. Whatever.
The bike’s low, seductive rumble cuts out as Jake kills the engine, nudging the kickstand with the tip of his boot before dismounting. He pushes his glasses up into his hair, grinning at Bradley and holding his arms out in an expansive gesture.
“Hey, baby. Miss me?”
~ jake + bradley: fucking + falling in love.
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17 Feb 2025
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of music and motion and love by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Mar 2020
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When Jaskier was four, he slipped his mother’s watch and went to the field to gather a bouquet of dandelions. He climbed back into the yard, as stealthy as a child really cared to be, and crept over to the barn. In the barn, lived a secret. (The man he thought his father said the secret was a monster, a plague. His mother said the secret was his sister.)
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Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother.
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- Part 1 of of bards and witches and witchers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,412
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 691
- Kudos:
- 19,901
- Bookmarks:
- 3,942
- Hits:
- 145,345
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02 Feb 2025
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Bradley was sure the universe had it out for him. It was the only reason he could think of where he ended up in a situation where he had to fake date Jake 'Hangman' Seresin for the good for the US Navy.
And he would be damned if someone thought Hangman was a better boyfriend than him.
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- Part 1 of the navy made them do it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,058
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 659
- Kudos:
- 2,671
- Bookmarks:
- 741
- Hits:
- 58,629
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31 Jan 2025
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The Betting Pool by ironhoshi
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Mar 2021
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“Ten credits,” Boil randomly said while leaning back in his chair.
“For what,” Cody asked. He didn’t even bother looking up from his datapad.
“Ten credits says the General is gonna marry the Prime,” Boil explained patiently, rather like he was talking to a Cadet. Cody blinked, looked up from his datapad, and just sort of froze. Every single one of the vod’e was now looking at him with unbridled glee.
“I see that ten,” Waxer blurted out. “And say twenty it will be during a battle!”
Cody wasn’t sure what was happening, but it wasn’t good.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,825
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 474
- Kudos:
- 5,060
- Bookmarks:
- 1,168
- Hits:
- 67,211
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22 Jan 2025
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
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- Words:
- 19,080
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 1,073
- Kudos:
- 17,105
- Bookmarks:
- 7,093
- Hits:
- 130,552
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18 Jan 2025
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Satisfaction Brought It Back by slippin_into_darkness, SpiritsFlame
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
12 Nov 2018
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Bruce always thought that Superman's cute shtick of rescuing cats from trees was a bid for publicity—until a confrontation with a magic user leaves him stuck as a cat. He learns how mistaken he was when Superman not only rescues him, but takes him back to a small Metropolis apartment. The opportunity to learn more about the alien can't be ignored, but is Bruce ready for everything he will learn about someone he has only ever regarded with distrust and dislike?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 462
- Kudos:
- 17,523
- Bookmarks:
- 3,645
- Hits:
- 107,209
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27 Dec 2024
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“You don’t get to decide that, Carlos,” Oscar says. He takes a deep breath, trying to hide the anger brewing in his lungs, frustration that feels so raw it makes his skin burn. He takes a step forward, toward Carlos, close enough that he could probably reach out to touch him. “Let’s go back to bed, hm? We can. We can talk about it later, right?”
Carlos shakes his head, but his body turns around to face Oscar, cheeks stained with tears and his eyes gloomy with red. “I am so sorry,” he says, like he had done something wrong.
“Oh baby,” Oscar whispers, cupping Carlos’ jaw, thumb brushing over his cheek, “it’s okay.”
or Logan and Oscar have pretended to be cycle partners for a while. Except, Carlos becomes Logan's real heat partner, and suddenly the world is just that bit more blurry.
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- Part 1 of mi rey, my baby, my heart (locarcar au)
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15 Dec 2024
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Tina loves Lewis @forzachewis
Why is he posting George so often now? :/ Like OK we get it…
Reply to @forzachewis:
Lewis Hamilton ☑️ @LewisHamilton
well i had to make it clear somehow, you didn’t believe me before🤷🏽♂️
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18 Jul 2024
