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ok so sometimes Izzy talks in a very rehearsed way, do you think if a) he could write and b) he had a lot of time on his hands, he'd end up journaling like a (less skilled) Herman Melville?
because I do.
Izzy's perspective of the events preceding Head Stuck in the Future and the backstory in that universe.
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- Part 3 of head stuck in the future
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A week or so after Ed and Izzy reconnect, Izzy calls at 1am.
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sequel that can also be read as a oneshot.Series
- Part 2 of head stuck in the future
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Because, in the end, this was why Izzy hadn’t left yet, wasn’t it? This: fuck loyalty and fuck whatever the fuck kind of misplaced almost-affection he’d ever held for the man. The truth was simpler than that: he should have known.
Izzy was hard. And the Kraken was definitely interested.(Or, Ed is having a Very Bad Time, and he's going to make it Izzy's problem.)
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It's not gay if it's a pirate thing. Right?
A week or so after the duel in S1E6 was called off, Stede is peer pressured into smoking weed with Ed and Izzy. Ed has a lovely afternoon satisfying both his hedonism and his masochism. Izzy revels in serving Ed and bullying Stede. Stede is in over his head and hanging on for dear life.
IzzyHandsBingo2025: Ed Teach, Cake, Canon Era
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For a moment Izzy’s labored breathing is the only sound in the small room. Several deeply pleasurable memories flitter across Ed’s mind, unbidden.
“Is that all you've got, Ed?
Missing scene from s1e10. My partner requested the point of no return for Ed and Izzy, and then served as the devil on my should saying "no, eviler," throughout the writing process. The dove starts with a boner but then it's executed by firing squad.
Izzy Hands Bingo 2024: "oh stop crying," face fucking, angry/hate sex, panic, crying, hurt/no comfort.
Detailed warnings in the notes.
Disclaimer my partner and I think the fic is cursed and causing our roommate bodily harm so that’s why the 2 paragraph follow up chapter exists.
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Kraken era Ed/Izzy porn | Stand alone oneshots | Izzy POV or alternating.
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Two different POVs of a kraken era scene between submissive, fucked up Ed and dominant, untrustworthy Izzy.
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A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.
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Ed and Stede are working on their reconciliation, but Ed is determined not to fall too fast while Stede is newly sexually liberated and touch-starved. But as they reconnect, Stede gleans some insight into Ed's sexual appetite and into his kinks specifically--the sort of kinks that would involve Stede gaining weight. What better way for Stede to show Ed that he won't leave him again than by getting fat for him?
Meanwhile, Izzy deals with trauma and the fallout from his amputation while adjusting to his newly disabled body. What does he want for himself, when he's no longer half of Blackbeard?
TLDR: This fic reframes the central conflict of season two as being between Ed's desire to "take it slow" and Stede's desire to have sex with him, wherein Stede uses his new knowledge of Ed's belly/weight gain/feeding kinks to try and make himself more attractive to Ed. And Izzy is...also there. Steddyhands endgame.
This is a work of fat/feedist fetish fiction. Don't like, don't read.
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As he turns toward the door, though, a shadow moves in the corner of his eye.
Stupidly, he freezes, his cane falling from his hand as the intruder skulks behind him and presses something cold against Izzy’s throat. Izzy recognizes it as a steak knife from his very own fucking kitchen. Fucker couldn’t have even brought his own weapon. Pathetic.
“What the fuck do you want?” he hisses.
The intruder chuckles, a low rumbling sound that Izzy could recognize in a din of applause and cheers. “Relax, Iz. I’m just here to have a little fun.”
Izzy finally gets a night to himself—or does he?
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- Part 6 of florence does ofmd kinktober 2025
- Part 4 of OFMD Kinktober 2025
- Part 7 of blackbeard & basilica’s boytoy
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24 Oct 2025
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His eyes do not deceive him. Sure as fucking shit, Ed has ordered a bulk pack of fucking condoms on their marital Amazon account. Scheduled to be delivered to his homewrecker boyfriend’s flat by Wednesday.
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)

