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Batman stops by when Clark Kent is writing a newspaper story about Superman, who's not popular in Metropolis at the moment.
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25 Feb 2026
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find someone who will stand between your legs by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)
08 Feb 2022
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Clark keeps finding reasons to stand between Bruce’s legs, a love story told in ten parts.
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all the twitters by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe
24 May 2021
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Tim, coming up behind Bruce, suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Bruce looking slowly over his shoulder, says deadpan, “Yes, son, very good. That’s fleek.”
“I’m gonna yeet you into the fucking sun,” Tim shouts.
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- Part 101 of author's fave
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Bruce needs to get over his inconvenient feelings for Superman and he meets an attractive reporter who he thinks can help him do just that. Little does he know...
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19 Feb 2026
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let’s give ‘em something to talk about by butchyaoi for ZeroMonster
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Feb 2025
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Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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pound the alarm by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Apr 2022
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“Okay,” Batman said, “You’re going to open the properties and check the dr--”
Barry looked up as the comm let out a burst of static, cutting the vigilante off.
“--oh fuck,” someone said on the other end of the line, muffled in the sudden static. Barry and Oliver exchanged a worried glance.
“Batman, are you okay?" Barry asked in the ensuing silence. “Sir?”
“Apologies,” came the reply a moment later, flat as ever, “Where was I?”
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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How to Date a Superhero by solomonara
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
26 Nov 2017
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Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.
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Marriage of Inconvenience by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013)
14 Aug 2025
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Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."
Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."
(Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)
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14 Sep 2025
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the slow burn, the yearning, the man that you are Bruce Wayne <3
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I Loved You Before You Knew Me by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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“Hey Ma, hey Pa! I’m home!”
Clark’s voice. So familiar it tugged at something deep in Bruce’s chest.
He blinked awake just as Clark stepped into view—jeans, white t-shirt, open red overshirt catching the breeze. And that smile. Bright, unguarded, devastating in a way Bruce hadn’t been prepared for.
God, he was beautiful.
Bruce gets sent back in time, turned into a teenager again, and the worst part is that Clark Kent is way too pretty for his own good. How the hell is he supposed to focus on getting home?
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#Superbat by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2025
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The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”
He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”
Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.
Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.
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08 Aug 2025
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superbat and social media chronicles <3
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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04 Aug 2025
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What do you get when GoldenTruth813 plays Harry and Henndra is Draco? An epistolary fic of course!
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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i beg you don't embarrass me (motherfucker) by sherryvalli
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
07 Nov 2024
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louie @mignalouie
streets are calling henry fox’s boyfriend problematic when his worst crimes are just hating on his bf and then a few months later thirsting over him on main
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alex @alex4lunch
Replying to @mignalouie
so true like let men have hobbies omgSeries
- Part 3 of the alex4lunch chronicles
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Coffee At Midnight by SlutForS8n
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
17 Apr 2024
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The Sun @TheSun
Alex Claremont-Diaz and Henry Fox’s relationship has always been shrouded in mystery, but leaked photos from Fox’s birthday show the two locking lips. Is this a media ploy or a poorly hidden relationship? See More BelowACD @agcd Replying to @TheSun
A man can't even mack on with his boyfriend without being accused of queerbaiting smh.Henry Fox @HFox Replying to @agcd and @TheSun
“Mack on” you are vile.OR
Popstar!Henry and Model!Alex and their relationship...
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- Part 1 of Nate’s Socmed fics
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Their toxic, post-war fling ended when Draco went to Azkaban for hexing a muggle. Several years later, Harry stumbles on Draco at Tesco and they test the possibility of something new.
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“Oi!” heckled Sirius. “If you called us all over here to poison us, you know that means we can’t keep you company while you’re in hiding?”
“Even better!” Lily declared. “I have spent the last three months developing a semi-safe alternative to Veritaserum and you, my friends, are about to witness a live demonstration.”
“Semi-safe?” echoed Remus.
“Veritaserum?” squeaked Peter.
“Wicked,” breathed Sirius.
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02 Jul 2025
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth