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“And your name?” The fae asks, a hand held out, his voice so kind and sweet that Tommy nearly forgets himself, forgets the warnings he’s been given.
He opens his mouth to answer, then shuts it just as quickly.
“Uh.” Tommy says, like a fool. Now that was close. Too close.
(Or, a story in which Tommy has always been too curious for his own good.)
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“His Majesty is sending us some hunting dogs?” One of the men of Wil's group asks, similarly uncertain as to how they should take that sort of information. The king has no lack of resources to give, and any help would be desirable, when so far from the capital.
One of the other soldiers gave a small snort, scrunching his nose up. “They’re not proper dogs.” He corrects. “It’s the man-beasts. His creatures that go from man to wolf on a whim.”
Oh, Wilbur thinks, realizing it properly. The hounds of the king.
Werewolves.
(AU were Wilbur is a forced soldier who comes across the king's royal hounds. They're perhaps a bit more similar than they both think.)
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“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?”
Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little.
At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend.
Who Tommy met two hundred years ago.
(Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)
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Society as a whole has been dead for over three years now, and zombies and survivors alike trample over its corpse in an effort to keep moving through the world.
Wilbur still thinks of his brother sometimes, and hopes that he’s still alive, somewhere out there. Hopes that they’ll be able to meet again, some distant day.
The day is today, and it's not like how Wilbur hoped for.
(Zombie apocalypse au + some twinsduo angst)
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The king’s summoning arrives on a quiet, warm morning.
Phil wakes up to the knock of royal guards at his door, towering, armored figures draped in the colors of the crown, their expressions giving nothing as they deliver a letter to his waiting hand.
They tell him that King Technoblade awaits him at the castle of the capital, that a carriage is arranged, and that his presence is expected within the week.
Phil leaves his home, an empty house that is a decade lived in, on a quiet, warm afternoon.
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There’s something coming through the forest. It’s a rustling of the tallest tree branches, and a low rumbling through the dirt under their feet. There’s a groan, some aching, deep voice echoing out, but it’s not human. It’s quite an animal, either. Technoblade wants to name it as a bear, but he can see the movement of it far off ahead, see the shape of it through the woods, and it’s not-
That’s not a bear.
(Or, sbi form a wonderful found family relationship. this is because of the fact they're barely surviving a horror movie scenario together)
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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“You’ll find a way.” Wilbur says wryly, his glasses falling lopsided back onto his face, his hands lowering into his lap. He looks up at Techno, expression twisted up in guilt. He hates to refuse him, after all of this, after such clear effort he’s given, Wil wishes he could dare to repay him with something of bravery, but- “You always do. You’ll find a solution.”
“...You’re my solution.” Technoblade murmurs quietly, something of grief scattered over his gaze.
(Or, project hail mary au)
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It is good for the prince to hold fear at Techno. He’s rightfully earned such a thing, heavy respect torn from bloody acts made at battle. But as much as Technoblade feels that fear should not be forgotten-- this is different. This isn’t the same as any other interaction with his subjects. This is his prince. His heir. He doesn’t want the child to bow and scrape without any hint of fight.
(He craves to witness that smile from before. A passing, joyful thing.)
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(Or, Techno begins to find that he cares quite a bit more about Tommy than he realized. Tommy starts to realize he is cared for.)
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- Part 4 of The Flower Prince
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There’s the voice, Phil thinks faintly. So that’s the cause of the screaming, although he already had a hunch this is what was happening. Some unlucky bastard held down to be used as an unwilling offering, a dagger dug straight into the heart. Or- near the heart. He’s dying too slowly for it to be a good stabbing placement.
(Or, Phil is investigating a cult in the name of his lovely wife. Wilbur is the unlucky lamb at the altar.)
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Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?
“Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.
“Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.
(Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))
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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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Taking the window as an escape route isn’t the most ideal option when one is seven flights up. Not unless there’s a local birdman outside providing aerial support. Then that changes everything. Then the window is the only sensible option.
And also the funniest, in terms of raising Phil’s blood pressure.
(Or, superhero au, three times Phil catches Wilbur, and one time he doesn’t.)
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"From the moment you are reborn, you’re set out into a game of survival, every demon for itself. You are given the singular goal of forever becoming stronger, faster, smarter. There is no point in companionship. There is no benefit in staying together. Even now you both present weakness, baring your throats for the other to survive. Is it not futile? Is it not worthless?”
“He’s my brother.” Technoblade breathes out, unwavering, despite the terror so clearly kept.
Philza narrows his eyes.
(OR, demons do not possess humanity. They do not possess love. They can come very close to it, though. They can nearly try.)
(OR, OR, demon slayer au YAYYYY)
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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Wings are a symbol of ambition, of power, of respect.
They are not something that can be taken from the universe by force, they must be given. They are given to only the most capable, to the worthy.
And Techno just woke up with wings.
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AU where wings are a sign of being blessed by the gods or something along those lines. The royal family are the only ones to ever have wings, but the universe decides to have a bit of fun, and gives Techno some.
This causes some issues, considering the fact the royal family hears of Techno's new wings, and then deems him to be family. Even if Techno doesn't think the same.
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I'll bet on losing dogs (I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place) by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Feb 2026
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Dream’s mask seems to be looking off into the distance, head raised with one hand held into the air, and the other grasped onto his sword, too little, too late. Technoblade stares at him with narrowed eyes, lip curled in a scowl, his tusks only adding to the image of danger. They are at a standstill, kept like statues, Wilbur only being able to lift his head up and witness.
“If you kick my son again,” Technoblade tells Dream, voice low. “I'm going to cut your head off.”
There’s no hint of a false word in his threat. Wilbur finds the protection over him comforting for a moment, his worries relieved, his fear settling. Then he catches onto the wording, and he remembers very well that son is not the word for Techno to have.
“…your what ."
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It’s not even the matter of clashing sleep schedules, Phil’s never had an issue with that. Vampires can be quiet when need be. But nothing in the world can change the fact they’re dead in the heart, and cold to the touch, and absolutely fucking insufferable in sticking their freezing hands up his sleeves, as if he’s their personal hand-warmer.
One of these days, he’s just going to put a cross on the door and let them stay cold out on the hallway floor.
(Or, vampire!sbi, except Phil is the coven’s token human.)
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It's so rare that somebody'd look out for you (look out for you) by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Jan 2026
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It’s just not feasible. Phil's soldiers are outnumbered. His allies are hesitant, unhelpful. He cannot fuel the proper war that will bring them out on top, that will finally bring the bloody conquest to a close. His people will be slaughtered. His crown will be stolen. He will be another name to the growing list of fallen rulers.
But a sword raised on the battlefield is not the only way to take care of a threat. Phil knows there’s plenty of other ways to secure victory, or at the very least, push off defeat for another week longer.
The moment the conqueror’s forces come within range, Phil sends an invitation.
He invites the conqueror to lunch.
(Or, AU with king!Phil and conqueror!Techno being enemies, then friends, then family. It is a very calculated plot, until it's not.)
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Sometimes I have snippets and stuff that go nowhere or AU's that I end up dropping
Im just gonna throw them in here so they don't go dying in the void of google docs