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“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?”
Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little.
At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend.
Who Tommy met two hundred years ago.
(Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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Wings are a symbol of ambition, of power, of respect.
They are not something that can be taken from the universe by force, they must be given. They are given to only the most capable, to the worthy.
And Techno just woke up with wings.
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AU where wings are a sign of being blessed by the gods or something along those lines. The royal family are the only ones to ever have wings, but the universe decides to have a bit of fun, and gives Techno some.
This causes some issues, considering the fact the royal family hears of Techno's new wings, and then deems him to be family. Even if Techno doesn't think the same.
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Sometimes I have snippets and stuff that go nowhere or AU's that I end up dropping
Im just gonna throw them in here so they don't go dying in the void of google docs
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Years ago, Phil had been one of the most feared soldiers on the battlefield. He had held a bloodied sword in one hand and a shield in the other, dangerous and deadly and without mercy.
Today, he watches Techno chase a couple bunnies through the grass.
(or, emeralduo lives happy domestic life running a bunny rescue. Two bunny-hybrid crimeboys make their life a little more interesting.)
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“Congratulations to all the lucky players in this forest-- you have been chosen!” Techno cranes his head back, and past the leaves, he can see Wilbur high, high up, looking so tiny from where he’s looking down at all of them. Tommy is near him, seeming distracted with other things. “Through a complicated and thorough process that definitely wasn’t just taking people at random from their worlds, you’ve all been brought together for the sole purpose of an experiment. A social experiment. An experience, I like to call it!”
Wilbur sounds thrilled at telling all of them this. Technoblade wishes he would fly back down so he can put his knife to good use. He didn’t sign up to be a random lab rat.
(Or, Techno winds up in one of Wil's 100 player challenges. He's just aiming to get out alive. Wil and Tommy of course have other ideas.)
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Tommy looks ahead, glances back at his footsteps in the snow to make sure he’s keeping direction. He stares at the snow for a bit longer than usual, his breath coming out in puffs of smoke as he feels his throat grow tight. He keeps moving, trying to think. Trying to form some sort of plan.
“Don’t you see what’s happening here?! Don’t you see history repeating itself?!” Techno’s voice rings in his head, and Tommy closes his eyes, grits his teeth and feels them chatter together. He pulls at the cloth over his shoulders, even though it doesn’t do shit against the wind.
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In which Tommy goes to Techno's base right after he's exiled. This results in Tommy's family seeing him hurt, and having the only Reasonable response: acting out World Domination
(Antarctic Anarchists go fucking BRRRR)
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They hear about Technoblade in the news, on the new fancy radio that their neighbor owns. Phil listens close while hugging the both of them, and Wilbur frowns at the words in the air.
They say that the new avatar has been found. That he’s being kept safe and is being trained in a sacred temple so he can protect the world when he is older.
Wilbur thinks it’s bullshit. He says as such. Phil doesn’t even scold him, he just agrees. Tommy repeats him, and Phil laughs.
It’s the first time he’s laughed since Techno was taken.
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The ones in charge bark their orders at him day after day, pushing him out into the battlegrounds, demanding that he spills blood. They tell him to fight, tell him to behave, tell him to get in his cage and wait for sunlight so it can all start again.
Techno listens. He simmers with quiet anger and tears his opponents apart, soaks in the shrieking cries from the audience surrounding him. He listens, and waits, and when the higher ups deem the results good enough, he’s allowed to return to the single person in this hell that has ever taught him what it’s like to live.
Techno doesn’t know real freedom, but he has Wilbur.
That, he thinks, is good enough.
(Or, AU in which twinduo are fighters in an arena. The only solace they find is with each other, at least until they're then freed. They struggle to adjust.)
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in another universe I completely obliterate my wrists and write like a 500k long fic about royal vampire twinduo.
In this universe I like Not Dying tho so instead I'm going to slap down the very long plot that has been cooking in my noggin for like many months now.
(Or, a plot summary of an AU where Technoblade is a vampire king, Wilbur is a human prince, and they share an identical face. This creates...many problems.)
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“Yes, thank you Dream,” Phil says, pulling out his sword, letting it hang loosely in his hand as Techno holds onto Tommy’s arm, tugging the teen even more, to the point where Tommy thinks he might bump into Techno. “However, as of now, Tommy is under the protection of the Antarctic Empire.”
Dream shakes his head, laughing. “You can’t do that.” And as he walks forward to get closer, Phil points his sword right at Dream’s face.
“Yes, we can.” Phil responds, and Dream takes a step back when the edge of Phil’s sword pokes against his mask.
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(Techno and Phil decide to take Tommy from his mistreatment, and RUN)
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“I’ll go to you, just-” There’s the loud sound of gunfire, and Wilbur cries out, dropping to the floor, the sword falling out of his hand as he curls up on his side.
“WILBUR!” Tommy screams, seeing him drop to the ground. He would go to run after, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s taking cover from the gunshots, and the fact that the thing in his hand is now glowing impossibly bright.
Tommy’s about to say fuck it all, and run across deck even with the possibility of getting shot, when the ship suddenly lurches to the left, and Tommy screams again, a high pitched humming seeming to be floating in the air.
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Wilbur’s a pirate/sailor, who’s picked up Tommy on his adventures. He’s also good friends with two powerful gods of the seas, who now after a whole two years without getting called, are more than a little concerned and confused at finding Wilbur again, bleeding out on a ship with a kid that's trying to stab them.
[Discontinued! There is a summary for the rest of the fic at the last chapter, but it's pretty much discontinued]
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He closes his hand around it, and feels the fluttering grow quick. Well, now he’s definitely scared it. Is it a butterfly that had been hiding down here the whole time? Why would a hawk put that much effort into trying to catch a single butterfly?
Pulling his hand back out, Techno keeps his fingers curled closed around whatever he’s caught, reaching his other hand up to try and keep the thing from flying away.
He pauses with the sight of a- person. In his palm.
A tiny person.
With wings.
(Or, in which Technoblade lives out in the middle of nowhere in a cozy cottage, thinking that will mean he doesn't have to deal with neighbors. He was wrong. He's got some faerie neighbors.)
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Wilbur tilts his head and tries to keep an ear out for the tell-tale sound of chirping, but the room is as quiet as it can be, save for Tommy’s complaining groan in the corner. “Are you sure it’s a cricket?”
“Yes!”
Wilbur listens again. “I don’t hear anything.”
“It’s a cricket, I saw it with my own two eyes. It wasn’t a grasshopper, it wasn’t green, it was all brown and ugly and evil.”
“The cricket isn’t out to get you, Tommy.”
“That’s what it fucking wants you to think.”
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The monsters down the hall have been the source of his nightmares plenty of times. But Tommy knows this; they have rules. They’re playing a game, sure, they’re messing with things that shouldn’t even be able to be messed with, but there are rules around it.
They don’t hurt Tommy. They are his brothers, and they act like it even when their cover is blown. They might not love him, or really care about him, but they pretend to, at the very least. They play the role well.
If Tommy goes, and seeks them out, they will protect him like how older brothers do. And he will know, and be secure in the fact that if anything were to come to hurt him in the night, they would tear it apart into pathetic remains.
(Or, a sequel to Ring ring ring banana phone, in which Tommy adjusts with his Not Brothers, and they adjust to him)
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- Part 2 of Dial Up
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The job seemed simple enough at the time.
What Techno was told is that he was going after nobles. Nobles, in their fancy little chariots underneath the soothing moonlight of midnight. Nobles, which are surely important to the empire in some sort of way, but not so much that they can’t be replaced.
Nobles, who’s heads always end with Technoblade getting paid well and having a few weeks for time off.
These are not simple nobles. Technoblade is getting scammed.
(Or, Assassin!Technoblade gets a job to kill sbi. He's like "That's definitely not in my paygrade" but he ends up getting their attention anyway, and he's got his own secrets to keep...)
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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“Leave them.” Techno waves his hand out in a dismissive manner, and the prince just laughs, closing his eyes and gathering the flowers in his lap again. “You don’t need them.”
“Of course I need them. How else will I make you more crowns?” Tommy answers, but it’s hard to hear him, and all Techno sees is the moving of his lips.
(Or, a continuation for A crown of love. Technoblade settles into Tommy's kingdom and Tommy is ever so loved by all around him.)
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- Part 2 of The Flower Prince