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And Jungkook and Taehyung can say what they want, show him as many videos and make him listen to as many songs as they like, but the truth of the matter is that Seokjin’s opinion is not uninformed and that SUGA and his bad-boy-anarchist-rap-god image is just not real.
Not when Seokjin’s been witness to Yoongi.
(or: AU where Kim Seokjin runs a tiny hotel in the heart of Seoul, and Min Yoongi is a world-famous rapper who drops by to escape the pressures of idol life.)
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
11 Feb 2026
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For as long as he can remember, Jimin’s silver hair has marked him as different from his pack, a sign of bad luck. When he accidentally injures an elder shortly after his presentation, he's cast from his birth pack, damned to die in packless lands. But instead of death, he stumbles across a small pack of six bonded wolves who are ready to welcome him with open arms—if only he'll let them love him.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
26 May 2025
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Jimin's used to bickering with Yoongi, it's practically ingrained into the very foundation of their 'relationship.'
Ever since he met the vampire they've been locked in this petty kind of feud neither had the will to pull themselves out of, and it was fast getting old.But when one night a particularly nasty argument leaves a bitter taste on Jimins tongue, he finds everything falling apart.
It's when he's left on the side of a dark, rain slick road, Taehyung sobbing over his rapidly deteriorating body, that he's slowly forced to come to terms with the fact that maybe there's much more to the heat behind Yoongi's crimson irises whenever they focus on him.And throwing a brand new life into the mix manages to both complicate, and simplify everything all at once.
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29 Jan 2024
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Yoongi takes a shaky breath. “So you’re, what, a spirit too?”
“No, I’m— wait, I should probably do this properly.” Namjoon smiles ruefully and then straightens from the counter to bow deeply. “My name is Kim Namjoon, and I’m the owner of Halfway Cafe. I’m a witch, and the magic teas really are magic.”
“Right,” Yoongi says, “okay, that’s great, I’m just gonna—” and he collapses into the closest chair.
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- Part 1 of the halfway cafe
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28 Jan 2024
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“Go on a date with me,” Seungkwan says.
Vernon glances up from where he’s spreading cream cheese on half a bagel, blowing his hair out of his face so he can look at Seungkwan properly. It’s a weekend, which means no work, which means Vernon leaves his bottle of hair gel untouched on the counter and lets his hair do whatever it wants. This specific Saturday, right in that nice pocket of autumn weather that all those love songs seem to be about, there’s a single cowlick at the back of his head, and his bangs are doing that flopping thing right into his eyelashes - all boyish, and rumpled, and cute.
Seungkwan hates weekends. More specifically, he hates how much he likes Vernon’s hair on weekends.
“That’s not very romantic,” Vernon says. It takes Seungkwan a few seconds to remember what the context is. “I thought you liked roses and chocolates and stuff.”(or: seungkwan accidentally writes his own love story. vernon stares, and waits.)
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
25 Jan 2024
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Jeongguk’s recent Google history looks a bit like this:
How to tell if a witch doctor likes you
Mutant toads harmful?
How much is too much thinking about a stranger’s mouth?
How to erase feelings forever
How to make someone like you forever
Delete Naver???
Jeongguk is a normal, rational adult man. He just has a crush on a beautiful, talented, magical being. That’s all.
No big deal.
Everything is fine.
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24 Jan 2024
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Homicidal. Suicidal. Maniacal. Cynical.
Jeon Jungkook was all of these things, but when he is sent to Nevermore Academy, he discovers one more thing he can be described as: emotional.
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- Part 5 of 💜 BTS Poly 💜
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21 Jan 2024
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Then Jungkook remembered that the bridge was quite high with a certain death beneath it and that made him worried. Less for the man and more for himself. He didn't want to watch someone die when he could barely keep his eyes open. He wanted an undisturbed sleep tonight.
Instead of running and yanking the man down, because what if it startle him to fall and Jungkook couldn't save him? Nah he didn't want that on his conscience. So, Jungkook moved towards the man in strides making sure that he wouldn't suddenly startle him. Up close Jungkook could see the man’s eyes closed, face tilted up, hands spread wide as he balanced himself.
"Hey" Jungkook said. The man didn't react neither he opened his eyes, "are you going to jump?" Jungkook bit his lip. That could rank high in Jungkook's list of dumb-questions-i-ask-on-daily-basis. He tried again.
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Kim Taehyung dies on a Friday night, and wakes up on trial in a court of vampires.
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- 5/5
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17 Jan 2024
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[Group052] Jung_HS: anybody there
[Group052] Jung_HS: help im alone in this weird small room and its so dark and theres no door no nothing only this weird touchscreen device thing on the wall
[Group052] Jung_HS: anyone?
[Group052] Min_YG: I’m here, same situation
[Group052] Min_YG: Damn if we’re group 052 does it mean that there are at least 51 other groups like this what kind of mass kidnapping is this
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I think there’s more.
[Group052] Kim_NJ: Why else would there be a 0 in front of the 52 unless they need the third digit? There can be hundreds of groups.
[Group052] Min_YG: Wow you’re a smart one aren’t you, now find a way to get us out of here
[Group052] Kim_NJ: I’m at a loss. If we can get to talk to whoever abducted us we might figure something out.
Pied Piper: Hello. I am your kidnapper. Do you want to play a game?
[Group052] Min_YG: Holy shitIn which seven strangers are abducted to secluded rooms and forced to play a game of life and death in which they have to communicate with each other through a chatroom. Can they work together to survive and figure out how they’re connected in time to escape the impending doom?
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14 Dec 2023
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The Grim Reaper, they called him. He was the weird kid in school who knew exactly when someone’s mother was about to die. They didn’t believe him when he’d said it, and they didn’t believe him when he said he wasn’t a psychic, and they didn’t believe him when he said he didn’t cause her death.
The Grim Reaper, they still sometimes call him. Legendary trial lawyer who became known for weeding out the bad guy no one else suspected and putting them in prison. It was almost like he had a sixth sense for it. Like no one was safe from him. Like the black cloud of death still follows him around and no matter how much he tries to shake it off, it doesn’t let go.
Seokjin wonders at what point death had stopped following him around, and at what point he’d started to become death itself.
in which Seokjin can see everyone's lifespan floating above their heads, numbers steadily counting down to their deaths. the numbers never change, or so he thought.- Language:
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
11 Dec 2023
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How to Reverse a Curse: 5 Steps (with Pictures) by missandrogyny
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 Nov 2022
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How to Reverse a Curse
You might suspect you’re cursed if you’ve been having nightmares, seeing omens, and dealing with illness or bad luck. Feeling cursed can be scary, but you may be able to protect yourself with the following methods.87% of readers found this article helpful.
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08 Dec 2023
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Jung Hoseok gets a lot more out of his new job than a paycheck.
“Oh, you’re short,” he says before he can stop himself, and the hitman scowls darkly at him.
“Maybe I will kill you,” he threatens, but there’s no heat behind his words. Hoseok smiles. Just another -admittedly cute- customer to charm.
He can do this.
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- Part 1 of On the Menu
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07 Dec 2023
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What Happens In Vegas Does Not Stay In Vegas by memeingfully_slytherin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
03 Apr 2021
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It's simply a part of life. One day you're running your business, partially recovering from your ex; the next day you accidentally marry your best friend. Seokjin doesn't know about anyone else, but he thinks it's very on-brand for Jungkook and him.
[or, Seokjin goes to Vegas for business, Jungkook accompanies him for a free trip and they both come back to Korea accidentally married. And stay accidentally in love.]
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05 Dec 2023
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What’s a Soul Really Worth, Anyway? by thisneedsmorefilth
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Aug 2019
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Jungkook and his coven summon a demon for Samhain. The issue is getting him to leave.
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Six witches wrongly assume that just because you CAN summon something like Jimin, that you SHOULD.
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- Part 1 of Demon JM
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put a ring on it (if you like it) by memeingfully_slytherin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Mar 2023
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Seokjin’s office tries to be rainbow supportive by paying married gay employees more. He does not agree with this blatant discrimination, especially when he should be paid more simply for existing so beautifully.
He decides to marry Min Yoongi. Hopefully, the quiet guy will agree, because Seokjin needs that pay-cheque.
[or, Seokjin suggests an office scheme, Yoongi gets a fake boyfriend out of it, and chaos ensues. As does love. A scam and a half.]
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
02 Dec 2023
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Seokjin knew that nine years ago Rap Monster performed a show in a tiny club in Hongdae, had gone to the bathroom, and then had just…walked out. Never to be seen in the music industry ever again.
Which is why when Seokjin jerked awake in the middle of the night, his arms flaying in an uncoordinated attempt to fight off whoever was trying to murder him, he didn’t actually murder Jungkook. Mostly because Jungkook was so strong now and had pressed all of his weight on top of Seokjin—but also because he was practically yelling—
“New Rap Mon music just dropped on Soundcloud!”
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
01 Dec 2023
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“I’m going to break up with him,” Jimin hiccuped between sobs.
“Mmhm.” Jungkook poured him a shot.
“I’m serious this time.” Jimin wiped snot away with his sleeve. “I can’t take this anymore.”
“Unh.” Taehyung made a ssam for him and put it on his plate.
Jimin cried in his hands, incomprehensible. “I’m going to do it,” He blubbered, “It’s over—it’s so fucking over, I’m—after everything,” A hiccup, “—you know?” He downed a shot.
“Absolutely.” Seokjin dutifully fried pork belly on the grill.
Everyone kept eating, stoned-faced, when Jimin broke out into a terrible cry.
“Chogiyo!” Jungkook raised his arm. “Two more bottles of soju, please.”
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Jimin's life changes with a single "chogiyo."
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01 Dec 2023
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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Bookmarked by sleeplessnoodle
01 Dec 2023
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Yoongi hates humans (Except Taehyung)
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Yoongi's cursed and Taehyung might be the only cure.
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- Part 9 of Requests
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27 Nov 2023