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    Chrollo Lucilfer is a successful self-made businesswoman with nothing she can’t obtain. Meanwhile, Kurapika is just a financially troubled college student who constantly stretches herself thin with part-time jobs. It couldn’t be clearer who has more power between the two of them at first glance, and yet…

    By the year’s end, it’s Chrollo who’s on her knees, gripping onto Kurapika’s hands as if her lifeline was slipping through her fingers. Chrollo, with eyes brimming in desperation, whispering:

    “Why can’t you figure it out yet? I’ll take whatever you’re willing to give me. Please—don’t say we can’t be together.”

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    English
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    30,871
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    575
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    The wagging tail was distracting. He still had the raccoon dog ears and tail like when Kurapika first busted him in human form. The fluffy tail reached slightly past his head, and the ears were enlarged to match his human size.

    Lucilfer smiled when their eyes met.

    Kurapika didn’t.

    “Are you…” He honestly didn’t know where to start. “A furry?


    For the studious Kurapika, finding his school rival indefinitely stuck in the form of a half-animal is the last thing he expects his final year at Hogwarts to have in store for him.

    The deal was supposed to be simple, tolerate each others’ presence for the time being and then go on their separate ways once the curse is undone. Unfortunately, he neglected to consider that Chrollo Lucilfer is nothing if not a total enigma, and perhaps this unlikely roommate arrangement is not at all as simple a secret as his annoying and absolutely not attractive nemesis is making it out to be.

    (Cover art by totod.r)

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    English
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    146,906
    Chapters:
    19/28
    Comments:
    404
    Kudos:
    993
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    18,425
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    Ayeon was right. They weren’t supposed to do this. But everything stopped hurting when she felt Ayeon’s lips on hers, and Sol no longer wanted to think about anything else.

    Just one second.

     

    Or: What might’ve happened while Ayeon and Sol were alone in the nurse’s office.

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    English
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    1,431
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    237
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    “A devotion that is blind and unconditional. An attachment that binds you like your life depends on it. A love that only a pet would ever know.”

    The sweetness coaxed into her words only emphasized the predaceous burning scarlet in her eyes.

    “Master, have you had your fun?” Kurapika put on a loving smile for Chrollo, whose deeply intoxicated pupils could only tremble before her. “Now it’s your turn to be my pet.”

     

    Or: There’s a bad ending waiting at the Duke’s mansion, and it comes in the form of the villainess’ prized pet.

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    English
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    10,093
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    394
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    Through the cacophony of gunshots and bloody murder screaming, Kurapika heard the slow, deliberate clicks of heels, stopping just as her blindfold was lifted. The first to greet her slowly adjusting sight was a woman whose bounty could feed a household for the next generation. Cold blood splattered on her face glistened in the same color as her lipstick. Those lips curled into a crazed smile after leaning in and leaving her mark on Kurapika’s cheek.

    “Happy to see your darling in shining armor?” Chrollo purred against the prosecutor’s ear whilst twisting her around and shooting a man dead behind her.

    Kurapika bared her teeth once the hitman tore the tape off her mouth; her face most definitely wasn’t burning where Chrollo had kissed her. “You’re the one who got me kidnapped in the first place!”

     

    Or: Even in such a lawless city, no one expected Prosecutor Kurapika and Hitman Chrollo to be partners.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,889
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    523
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    Just like Kurapika, Neon was too shocked by her friend’s lock screen to hide her own. After all, who could expect the two of them, of all people, to have the same person on their wallpaper?

    Their eyes met in stunned silence. By the expression on Neon’s face, she was thinking the same thing he was.

    For real?

     

    Or: Kurapika and Neon find they have a lot more in common than they initially thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    293
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    Collection of my yuri art of Chrollo and Kurapika. I will keep drawing these two until the day I get bored of them (never)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,053
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    Chrollo is trapped in a time loop.

    A wretched time loop where Shalnark always dies.

    Language:
    English
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    3,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    176
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    “Farewell, Flower Boy!”

    “Come by again… Tattoo Girl.”

    The nickname granted him a grin on her face before the door of his shop closed with a chime. He felt himself smiling at the thought of the girl with flower decorations on her hat walking back to her tattoo parlor, while it was him with a tattoo inked to his arm that busied himself with flower arrangements.

     

    Or: Whereas Xiao retains all memories from his past life, Hu Tao remembers none but the feelings. And just like before, she found her way into his life once again.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    780
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    “Do you think about it?” There was no taunt in the words Chrollo spoke. “About those forced to live on after a loss of your doing?”

    “I do,” Kurapika confessed, his shackled heart throbbed again within the cage of his chest. “I think about you.”

     

    Or: The second time Chrollo met Kurapika at his door, the wounds weren’t visible.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    734
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    Kalluto wanted to leave all the gossip and drama behind in high school. Unfortunately, his first classes at HXU are taught by the infamous Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare, and he is bound by blood to some very very nosy siblings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    181
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    Prince Kurapika never meant to find a merman on the shore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    313
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    At 11 years old, Chrollo woke up in the body of a healthy boy he didn’t recognize, who was cherished in a proper home with a family who cared for him. Meanwhile, Kurapika woke up in the body of a frail boy he didn’t know, who lived in the slum with other kids who shared the same fate.

    Little did they know that they were nine years apart in time.

     

    Or an AU inspired by Your Name, where Chrollo and Kurapika swapped bodies before their respective tragedies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    786
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    Kurapika couldn’t get over the discord in her tone, like an off-tune in a violin’s melodic cords. There was a hint of vulnerability—of weakness—in her otherwise even chilly gaze, fanned by her eyelash. All laid bare to the guarded chain user, begging to be exploited.

    “Then,” she said, neither yielding nor revealing her cards. She tugged their bodies even closer. “Shall I indulge you?”

    A mirthful glint flickered in the midnight gaze. “By all means.”

     

    Or: Chrollo asks Kurapika for a dance. Yuri krkr, homoerotic dancing edition.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    851
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    It started with a single notebook page taped to the complex’s bulletin:

    Please stop smoking here! This is a smoke free apartment. It stinks up the whole building.
    Make me

    A month later, a second note made its appearance next to the first one:

    Maybe you should move? Other people live here too and shouldn’t have to compromise for your inconsiderate smoking
    Or maybe you should read the lease? This complex has no policy on smoking :) so kindly fuck off

    Then the other apartments started to join in on the note war just for fun:

    hi this is apt 405 does anyone have any milk im thirsty :(
    I have cottage cheese here in 99. You can have some to drink if you want.
    Is any one else having issues with apt 301 wifi? I think they changed the password
    Come over to 44. I cracked the new password ^^

     

    Or: An r/Apartmentliving Reddit post made me come up with a random hc that Kurapika smokes while Chrollo doesn’t and now I’m making that everyone’s problem

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    663
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    They’ll always be the first to run to each other, before anyone else; that’s what it means to be best friends.

    When Chrollo agreed to pretend to be Shalnark’s boyfriend for a couple’s exclusive limited-time collab item, it didn’t occur to either of them that they would be spotted by a classmate. Stuck unable to diffuse the words of them dating spreading like wildfire, Shalnark came up with a terrible idea: Keep up the fake dating until it looks convincing, then break things off naturally. The problem?

    Chrollo makes for a devastatingly perfect boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    579
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    There wasn’t a single day at Hogwarts where Chrollo-stupid-cross-tattoo-face-Lucilfer hadn’t been a thorn in Kurapika’s side. Although, this time it was for a reason neither of them saw coming.

     

    Or: Obligatory Amortentia fic for my one true hyperfixation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,641
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    Summary

    When Illumi finds himself feeling unknown emotions toward his totally-not-a-friend Hisoka, he did as anyone in his position would do: he turns to a suspicious online forum in his school for advice.

     

    Or a HisoIllu Hogwarts AU. Spin-off of Super Secret. Can be read as a standalone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    653
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    Summary

    Chrollo always checks the ticket catalog before the performance.

    Sequel to Laundry and Taxes

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,295
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    Summary

    “Will you marry me?”

    Just this once, they can wait for love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,675

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