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    Mandalorians had this odd sense of humour where they liked watching strangers get teary eyed from eating the spiciest dishes.

    “Familiar with pirpaak ?”

    “Not this particular one, but familiar enough to know what to expect.” Ben replied.

    Food was an important part of Mandalorian culture. Aliite tended to have conflict over whose dish was the better recipe. It was like Jedi and their tea blends.

    “Where did you have it?”

    “Sundari.” Ben replied, “It was a lifetime ago.”

    “Ughh, Sundari’s drap? What’s the name of the place?”

    “I am unsure, though it might have been a bit spicier than this one.” Ben hid a smile at the outrage that followed his claim by taking another bite. Pretending not to notice the chaos he had caused, Ben glanced at the Mand’alor who was watching him in amusement.

    “Ever visited Keldabe?”

    Ben hid a laugh. “Only ran through it, really.”

    “What a shame. I will show you around.” Jaster offered.

    Ben smiled, “I would not say no to that.”
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    In which Ben Kenobi realises that it was only fair if the Sith actually had a player sitting on the opposite side of the invisible chessboard they had created.

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    06 May 2025

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    For some reason, random students he’s never met before are approaching Kaveh and displaying exceedingly friendly behavior. Little does he know, they’re all Haravatat students operating under the pretense of a certain rumor about him and another professor.

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    01 May 2025

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    Theories are passed around in the form of whispers: Professor Alhaitham probably said something that angered Professor Kaveh. Professor Kaveh, unable to let the insult slide, decided to take revenge by interrupting his precious class time.

    A prediction goes around that in less than ten seconds, Professor Alhaitham will proceed to offend Professor Kaveh even more with a tactless comment, which will lead to Professor Kaveh and Professor Alhaitham murdering each other. The whole class will walk out today without needing to write the test, having been traumatized by the tragic demise of the two professors.

    It is not a very pleasant line of thought, but it is sadly the only logical outcome.

    In which everyone is convinced Professor Alhaitham and Professor Kaveh are sworn enemies, unaware that their relationship isn’t at all what it seems.

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    01 May 2025

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    Alhaitham does not get drunk.

    Kaveh has known him for a long, long time, and he has never seen the man drunk.

    Has he slipped sideways into a parallel universe? Alhaitham can’t be drunk. Alhaitham doesn’t get drunk. Why is Alhaitham drunk in his arms?


    Alhaitham doesn't get drunk, until he does, and Kaveh has to deal with the repercussions of Aether's impressive ability to put away drinks.

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    29 Apr 2025

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    Al-Haitham’s gaze remains affixed to the wall, so he doesn’t have to look Tighnari in the eye. “I've come to be possessed by a vengeful demon spirit.”

    “We figured that was just your personality,” Cyno interjects before Tighnari can intervene.

    King Deshret has unfinished business. He's about to make it everyone's problem.

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    29 Apr 2025

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    "Haha! You look just like someone I know," he chuckles, his voice a bit too soft compared to what the scribe is used to.

    "It's me, Kaveh. Let me into the house," he tells. Clearly his vocal chords have no idea what syllables are, though, because he ends up with three drawled out meows that make absolutely no sense. His ears flatten against his head. Annoying.

    "Pshht," Kaveh snorts, pulling the cat to his chest, "Goodness gracious; you're just as grumpy too. What were you trying to get inside for?"

    "This is my house."

    "Meow meow indeed," Kaveh singsongs.

    Alternatively: Alhaitham turns into a cat. Kaveh is too much of a kind soul not to take him in.

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    28 Apr 2025

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    If Alhaitham hadn’t taken both keys with him, he wouldn’t be in this goddamn mess. He’d be at home, sipping tea over a nice book – that is, not trapped in the body of a damn cat out of all things, miserable and stuck out in the rain.

    Surely his day could not get any worse than this, is what he thinks, right before he runs head first into said roommate.


    In which Kaveh turns into a cat, and Alhaitham unwittingly adopts him.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    “What’s that in your hand?”

    “Huh? What—oh, nothing,”

    The scribe’s gaze was enough to let Kaveh know that he wasn’t convinced. So, defeated, he opened his fist and showed everyone the flower petals on his palm. There was a glint of panic and frustration in his expression, then he quickly said—before anyone even asked, “Uhh, surprise! Flowers! Yeah, I was practicing a new magic trick for my next presentation! Ahaha,”

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    25 Apr 2025

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    In thirty minutes, Alhaitham is going to be home, and Kaveh needs to be able to be his most composed self for the inevitable confrontation that will happen the second his roommate is through the door.

    Actually— no, scratch that.

    Why live through the confrontation at all when he could move out right the fuck now? If he starts packing this very second he can at least take a bag for some of his clothes and another for his most important tools. Right? Right.

    Kaveh accidentally ends a phone call with “I love you.” Alhaitham… deals with it.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.

    No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.

    It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.

    or,

    Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    Due to the ASL brothers being under threat, Monkey D. Garp is forced to ask that grandson-stealing Shanks to please actually steal his grandsons, for their own safety.

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    19 Apr 2025

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    12 Apr 2025

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    It's a chance meeting on the streets of Tatooine. It should have ended before it even began.
    It doesn't.
    Jango doesn't know much about the force, and he doesn't care much about the force. There's no mystical power that controls his destiny.
    Which makes it his own fault that he got pulled into the disaster that is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    (This is a companion piece to Pebble in a River, much of it may not make sense without reading that for context)

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    02 Apr 2025

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    He woke up.
    And everything changed, but of course, that's what life does. It changes.
    There are so many options, so many things that seem right. And yet each of those things also feels wrong. Failure isn't an option, not again. But there is no outline for success, and he's hardly the only one in the game. He's tired, and exhausted, and so very lonely.
    But force help him, he's going to save as many people as he can.
    Really, Force, he needs the help.

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    01 Apr 2025

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    R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.

    Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.

    Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi did not take Master Jinn's last rejection lying down. With the Force whispering gleefully in his ear he decided to make his own way through the wide unknown galaxy. He wasn't afraid, though. No, in fact he was a little bit excited. After all, if he didn’t want to be a farmer and couldn’t be a Jedi, maybe being a pirate was his path in life. Either way he knew he was heading for an adventure.

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    26 Mar 2025

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    All Din wanted to do was help Luke explore an abandoned jedi temple. Now they're 30 years in the past and Din accidentally convinced some jedi into thinking they've traveled forward in time rather than backwards. No-one asks Luke about this.

    Basically Din ends up in the clone wars but through his lack of pre-empire knowledge and Anakin’s willingness to jump to conclusions, Din has accidentally convinced the old jedi order that he’s an ancient mandalorian and Luke is an ancient jedi. And no-one decides to explain this to Luke.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.

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    20 Mar 2025

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    Post Civil War, 46-year-old Tony Stark wakes up in his 21-year-old body. Armed with memories of the future, he saves his parents, kidnaps the Winter Soldier, and kickstarts a series of unexpected events.

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    19 Mar 2025

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    The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it.

    So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.

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    19 Mar 2025

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