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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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28 Jan 2026
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Again I'm Right In My Analysis by likeafox
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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Jane: So about tonight...
Jane sent a photo
Lily: jesus christ what happened to your face
Jane: I think I might have the mumps?
Lily: you think???I've heard that some people feel the hockey isn't accurate enough in Heated Rivalry, so I've helpfully provided some extra scenes to incorporate Certified Real Hockey Events into the show. You're welcome.
This fanfiction is for exactly no one, but I made myself laugh so here you go.
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28 Jan 2026
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11 Feb 2025
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Neatly Arranged by thunderwear
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2020
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Betrothed.
Lan Wangji was six the first time he heard that word. He wasn’t quite sure what it meant, but his mother didn’t seem to like it, so he decided that he didn’t like it either.Series
- Part 1 of Neatly Arranged
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- 12/12
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10 Sep 2022
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call me home and I'll build you a throne by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Sep 2021
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“I’ll help,” Lan Wangji says.
“Hey, Lan Zhan...” Wei Wuxian unfolds his leg and gives his foot a playful kick. “I told you to think about it! This means I’d be here for a long time, taking up your time, your space, your peace. And I can’t pay you! I have nothing of worth to give. It isn’t as simple as-”
“I’ll do it,” he says again, more forcefully this time. “You don’t have to give me anything.”
Wei Wuxian looks away, hiding a small smile. Doesn’t he know Lan Wangji would do anything for him, by now? Doesn’t he understand that he holds Lan Wangji’s life in his hands?
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Post-CQL Wei Wuxian comes back to the Cloud Recesses to ask for Lan Wangji's help with his new golden core.
Together, they learn how to communicate, how to ask for things, and how to touch each other.Their relationship develops in between quiet dinners in the Jingshi, meditation sessions, core training and a lot of Lan Juniors speculation on whether or not they're actually together yet.
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- 8/8
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24 Jun 2022
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This is the secret, he thinks. This is what Arthur keeps hidden.
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- Part 1 of In certain light
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09 Sep 2020
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“Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”
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- Part 1 of Call and Answer
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08 Sep 2020
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There’s copper on his tongue and Auston throws his arm over his face. It’s too much. He can’t... He never thought....
He likes it. He really fucking likes this so much.
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11 Jul 2019
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Holt and Diaz have to take extreme measures to capture a burglar masquerading as a pet therapist.
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24 Jun 2019
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we’ll make a brand new start of it (in old new york) by misantlery for clachnaben
Fandoms: Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series)
18 Dec 2018
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“Just to be clear,” Andrew says. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?”
Steven giggles. “Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe.”
“For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this,” Andrew says.
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05 Jan 2019
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It shouldn’t be like this, Jake decides.
And he’ll rewind, and rewind, and rewind.
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02 Jan 2019
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Russian Roulette Croquembouche by misantlery for clachnaben
Fandoms: Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series)
17 Dec 2018
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“You’re a food magnet,” Andrew chides, pulling a strand of caramel from the terrycloth.
“I’m a fancy dessert boy,” Steven says, grinning. Rie collapses into silent giggles, the cream puff in her hand dripping caramel onto the counter.
“Get that on your business card,” Andrew advises. “Steven Lim, video producer, world traveler, fancy dessert boy. Human cream puff.”
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26 Dec 2018
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Tyson is pretty sure that his team has the wrong idea. He's not sure what idea they have, but worry definitely wasn't what he was expecting when Gabe kissed him in front of all of them.
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- Part 30 of Hockey Tumblr Oneshots
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26 Dec 2018
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Not Safe For Work by doctorkaitlyn for veronicabunch
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
11 Feb 2018
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Of all the many, many meetings Ryan has had to sit through since becoming a full-fledged Buzzfeed employee, this one is probably the most painful, for exactly three reasons.
1) It's not even eight thirty yet, and his coffee has yet to kick in and wake him up.
2) Zack is on his left watching a muted stream of last night’s Warriors and Lakers game, which is nearly impossible to look away from.
3) Shane is on his right, and one of his huge hands has been planted just above Ryan’s knee almost from the moment he first sat down.
(Or, having sex in a sound booth during work hours probably isn't appropriate workplace conduct, even for Buzzfeed, but that doesn't stop Ryan and Shane.)
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- Part 14 of tumblr fics & ficlets, part ii.
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25 Dec 2018
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Carey’s always been able to do it. It’s never on purpose — sometimes he just wakes up in another version of his life.
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08 Dec 2018
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Skirting the Issue by makemadej (santamonicayachtclub)
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
15 Sep 2018
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Lizzie Borden took a dress and landed Shane in quite a mess.
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- Part 1 of Skirting the Issue
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01 Dec 2018
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BuzzFeed Presents: We Got Drunk and Played Typical American Party Games by doctorkaitlyn
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
27 May 2018
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“He said the concept was drunk people playing American party games,” Steven says. “Spin the bottle, truth or dare, seven minutes in heaven. That kind of stuff.”
Ryan fumbles with his mug and nearly drops it on the floor.
Here’s the thing: he has a crush on Shane. He hasn’t tried denying that to himself for the last few months. It’s just there, always in the back of his mind but, for the most part, he’s been able to keep it in the back of his mind, keep it quietly locked away, only to be set free when he’s alone at home in his bed.
But if he has to kiss Shane on camera for some stupid video?
He’s pretty sure there’s no way he’s going to be able to come back from that.
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- Part 37 of tumblr fics & ficlets, part ii.
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23 Nov 2018
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My Body Aches to Breathe Your Breath by trinityofone
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
17 Sep 2018
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“We should probably fight this,” Ryan says.
“Probably,” Shane agrees, but his voice is muffled because he’s nipping at the curve of Ryan’s ass.
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22 Nov 2018
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Bed-warm Hands and the Ghost of Elvis by miraclesofpaul for doradita
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
27 Oct 2018
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They get used to sharing a bed while filming the show. Ryan's just trying not to let his feelings get in the way.
So Ryan tells himself he’s going to ride out whatever it is they’ve fallen into, but he’ll bow out gracefully when the time comes. He can just enjoy the now.
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28 Oct 2018
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Despite how it might look to anyone who stuck their head in, Ryan didn’t plan on waking up half-sprawled on top of Shane.
It’s just that the bed at the Lizzie Borden house is so damn small.
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- Part 52 of tumblr fics & ficlets, part ii.
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Bookmarked by splatticus
26 Oct 2018