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If Angel calls for him, he'll step in.
He will. He's not fucking heartless. Velvette called him a doormat earlier and she's fucking wrong, he just knows when to pick his battles, and this is a real boundary he will enforce. Vox isn't allowed to break Val's things.
Angel just has to call for him.
A shrill scream cracks in the air and Valentino flinches, half jolting towards the motel door, before realizing that it was just the storm. Fucking scream rain. He worries the tip of his thumb at the junction between his phone and the case, fiddling with the blunt plastic, resisting the childish urge to chew on his nails.
It's fine. He's being stupid.
Or: Vox leaves Valentino to pick up the pieces of his latest brainwashing session. Valentino takes Angel home.
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One of their ‘token evil teammates,’ her dad had said, when he gave the Vees their souls back. She’ll gladly work with that.
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 7: dancing.
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- Part 7 of staticbelle week 2025
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Something in his chest glitters with pride, warm and shivery, a tremulous desire for sincerity that he’s long since resigned himself to never indulging again. Trust me—no longer a command but a question, unasked.
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 6: love language.
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Vox lets his head loll against the couchback, meeting Charlie’s confused eyes where she’s craning over him like a bloodhound for psychological issues. “Let’s just say my partners’ ideas of a relaxing night are very different from mine.”
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 5: night in.
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“Princess,” he purrs, and Charlie suddenly finds herself blushing for a whole new reason. “I didn’t know you thought about me that way.”
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 4: pinup.
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(written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)
After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.
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series of unconnected fics written for radiostatic week 2024!
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the vees are defeated, with alastor killing vox in the process. valentino, alastor, and everyone around them have to grapple with what that means for the future.
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Shawn kind of wanted to ask for a cookie, but he didn't think he'd like the taste of arsenic.
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01 May 2026
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Lassie isn’t evil, Shawn thinks, as he runs down the road. He’s just misguided. Like a train.
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30 Apr 2026
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A star witness is on the run, and Lassiter and Shawn have to hit the road to bring him back to Santa Barbara.
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30 Apr 2026
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Mafia hitmen searching the building? Check. Stuffed into a cleaning closet with Spencer? Check. Backup on the way? Check. Probably check. Really damn hopefully check.
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30 Apr 2026
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According to the rulebook of Shawn Spencer, once dibs are called there are no take backs.
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