spoondrifts



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    (written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)

    After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.

    Chronological, connected oneshots.

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    series of unconnected fics written for radiostatic week 2024!

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    the vees are defeated, with alastor killing vox in the process. valentino, alastor, and everyone around them have to grapple with what that means for the future.

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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    Shawn kind of wanted to ask for a cookie, but he didn't think he'd like the taste of arsenic.

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    01 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Lassie isn’t evil, Shawn thinks, as he runs down the road. He’s just misguided. Like a train.

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    A star witness is on the run, and Lassiter and Shawn have to hit the road to bring him back to Santa Barbara.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Mafia hitmen searching the building? Check. Stuffed into a cleaning closet with Spencer? Check. Backup on the way? Check. Probably check. Really damn hopefully check.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    According to the rulebook of Shawn Spencer, once dibs are called there are no take backs.

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