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Guillermo had been so frozen since the moment the dancer walked out on stage he thought there was a chance he might be dead. Were there vampires in the afterlife? Surely not. It was like the man had walked directly out of his most secret fantasies. As each item of clothing came off, Guillermo felt something ratchet up inside him. When he ripped his shirt off Guillermo began to get genuinely concerned that he would come in his pants surrounded by half the staff of Panera Bread.
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At some point in the 90s, Nandor took up stripping as a hobby, so he and Guillermo meet slightly differently.Bookmarked by starwatch
19 May 2022
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Every so often, the vampires remind Guillermo that they are not human—or too human, pushed to the edge by a greedy hunger deep in their souls. Like a pack of wild, starving dogs. Guillermo felt a perverted ache in his bones at the constant possibility of being ravaged. Being drained by wandering hands.
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29 Apr 2022
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“You have better control than me, Guillermo,” Nandor continued evenly. “I rarely bathed as soon as I returned from a victory. I had more pressing needs. You should know that when the bloodlust fades, it is replaced by a different kind of hunger. And I was always ravenous after battle.”
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Post-theatre, Guillermo wants nothing more than to take a hot bath and relax. Nandor, of course, has other ideas.Bookmarked by starwatch
12 Apr 2022
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"Sheesh. You let your bodyguard stick his dick into a vampire one time and all of a sudden he starts acting like he owns the place."
Nandor is a brat. Guillermo likes it.
This is all an elaborate excuse for me to psychoanalyze their attachment styles
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- Part 2 of Relent(less)
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04 Mar 2022
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Before his slumber, Nandor calls Guillermo to help him with his bedtime routine. Undressing turns to a massage, and Nandor can't help but reach out and touch Guillermo.
Or, the one with the eroitc massage.
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01 Mar 2022
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all the spells we cast without trying by ghostoftonantzin for uv_duv
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Oct 2021
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“Okay, yeah, I can draw you a bath.” Guillermo reached for the tap. He paused. “Wait. You don’t mean we should take a bath together, do you?”
“Of course that is what I mean, Guillermo. This bathing pool is far too large for one person! It would be a waste of water if you filled it up and then just dumped it out.”
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28 Feb 2022
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Good Night, Staten Island, and Good Mental Health by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Frasier (TV)
24 Jun 2022
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Frederick Crane is studying at Oxford (and patently ignoring his thoughts about it being his estranged father's alma mater) when he meets Guillermo de la Cruz and starts up a relationship. Then they both move back to New York around the same time and run into someone called Nandor, who causes some complications.
A crossover between Frasier and What We Do in the Shadows. This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows. This fic also contains a lot of Frasier-related elements. If you have not seen Frasier, you'll probably still be able to understand it. If you have not seen What We Do in the Shadows, you will probably be confused, though.Bookmarked by starwatch
27 Feb 2022
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Not long after the night at the theater, with Guillermo de-caged and the household searching tenuously for a new normal, Nandor comes to him, metaphorical cursed hat in hand, and says, “Now that you are my bodyguard, Guillermo, we need to talk about how you will keep your fighting skills sharp.”
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20 Feb 2022
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there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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18 Feb 2022
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can't live long on starvation rations by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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The temperature goes up, the air conditioner goes out, and Nandor is reminded what it's like to be driven near mad with lust.
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17 Feb 2022