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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
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22 Jun 2024
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Connecting their Floos was a mistake.
Having access to each other was a mistake.
Wanting the other was a mistake.
They did all three anyway.- Language:
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30 May 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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02 May 2024
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An entire week of sharing his estate. An entire week of the obnoxious royal family shoving their daughter in his face. An entire week of finding Hermione Granger wandering aimlessly through the hallways.
Well, Draco didn’t really mind that last one.
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28 Apr 2024
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Collection of smaller drabbles/ficlets will be posted here as I write them. Cross-posting from tumblr/twitter.
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27 Apr 2024