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When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his extremely frustrating charge.
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21 Oct 2024
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Dean Winchester’s been camp manager of a science research station on the Alaskan tundra for thirteen years. Dean likes his job; fixing the camp trucks, troubleshooting the generators, keeping clueless undergrads and NSF bigwigs from walking into grizzly bears or getting lost in snowstorms — it’s all in a day’s work. It keeps him pretty busy, and this year his brother Sam's visiting too, so he's even busier. So it’s really not any of Dean’s business when some weirdo antisocial ornithologist sets up a tent a few miles away, a dark-haired blue-eyed guy who’s doing a “very long-term" study on birds or wings or something, and who never, ever takes off his big lumpy backpack. But then the new guy starts dropping by camp for coffee and... well, he’s not officially part of camp; he's not Dean’s responsibility; he’s really not Dean’s problem at all, but when a strange blizzard comes sweeping in, Dean gets worried and goes to check. Thing is, Dean's spent years in the sweeping vistas of the Arctic. He knows all about the midnight sun and the northern lights, the ice caves and avalanches, the rough-and-ready Haul Road truckers and the even rougher-and-readier wild animals. But even so, what he finds is much more than he bargained for.
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20 Oct 2024
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The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’
Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.
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14 Oct 2024
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Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
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Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Metaphors
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12 Oct 2024
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In his final year of college, Dean Winchester’s got a lot of decisions to make: what he’s going to do with his life, where he’s going to do it, and most importantly, which girl he’s going to do... right now. And later tonight. And the next night. And the next—
When new transfer student Castiel Novak shows up first in his class, and then his friend group, Dean can’t help but see it as an infiltration. Something is up with Castiel, and he’s going to find out what. More accurately, he’s going to enlist his best and longest suffering hacker friend, Charlie Bradbury, to do it for him.
Not a single one of Dean’s suspicions has anything to do with the fact that upon their first meeting, Castiel insults his shoes, his general existence, and his masculinity by— looking at him like that.
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08 Oct 2024
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A week ago, Dean was pulled out of Hell. Now, he’s apparently woken up in 2018, and the angel that a mere twenty-four hours beforehand had threatened to chuck him back into the pit is sleepily pouring himself coffee and wearing Dean’s second-favourite Zeppelin shirt. It all seems like a perfect happy ending, but with Hell’s scars still so fresh, Dean can’t imagine how he could have possibly gotten there.
At the same time, the Dean who went to sleep in the bunker, right next to Cas, wakes up on Bobby’s couch in 2008. He’s instantly bombarded with questions by a Lilith-obsessed brother and a man who’s been dead for years, and must decide between keeping his finally-perfect life intact, and the lives he could save by re-writing history.
Regardless of these choices, both Deans are trapped in the wrong decade, and their only way back lies with a Castiel still very much under Heaven’s thumb – one who might find the future Dean describes difficult to believe.
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05 Oct 2024
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Sam and Jess are getting married and Dean couldn’t be any happier for them. Honestly, they’re kind of disgustingly perfect for each other and Dean’s pretty damn excited about staying with them the week before the wedding. He’s Sam’s best man, of course, and he doesn’t even mind that Jess has her own best man to share in all the organisational duties. The more the merrier, right?
Except Dean must have done something to epically piss off the universe because Jess’s best man just happens to be Castiel friggin’ Novak. He’s got even hotter since High School, but apparently no friendlier and if Cas wants to spend the week pretending like they’ve never met before? Fine. Two can play at that game.
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05 Oct 2024
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"It's only temporary, right?" Dean says. "Just until you're healed up, and then we'll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?"
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- Part 1 of Convenient Husbands
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05 Oct 2024
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"I mean, you’re–” He gestures at Cas, in his neat oxford shirt and nice pants. “–and I’m a high school dropout who tattoos for a living.”
Wherein Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel's cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe's cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam's university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma's coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That's just logic.
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- Part 1 of Worthless!verse
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04 Oct 2024
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Dean’s your typical half-orphaned, monster-killing 22-year-old until a trenchcoated stranger crashes into his back windshield one September night, claiming he’s an angel that knows him from the future and that he’s on the run.
Frigging fantastic.
(Or, in which Castiel gets stuck in Dean’s timeline preseries and Dean kind of hates it—until he doesn’t.)
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04 Oct 2024
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You move into a house which has a cheap room to rent, and soon find out why.
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27 Sep 2024
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Hearts, Sleeves, Stripes by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
19 May 2022
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You've always had a good poker face; living in the same house as Beetlejuice has rapidly perfected it.
No matter what he does, he can't get you to crack, and he hates it.But it's okay. He has a plan.
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27 Sep 2024
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Pillbug by MonsterParade
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
27 Jan 2020
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--taking the idea of an oversensitive touch-starved bj to its logical conclusion…a beej who is simultaneously desperate to be touched but also extremely squirmy, jumpy, and prone to curling up like a pillbug if his partner happens to hit on a sensitive spot (which, uh, happens to be most of his spots). lots of yelps and stifled laughter.
his wriggliness would be almost worrying if not for the fact that he remains unfalteringly desperately aroused even if his body seems to be reflexively trying to escape. it’s basically a cycle of "ahaha stop- wait no no no please don’t stop i’m begging you" - [@squeedlejuice on tumblr]
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27 Sep 2024
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Twelve Methods to Promote Sleep (And Fall in Love With a Demon) by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
30 May 2022
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You have insomnia. Beetlejuice finds you on the roof, and is delighted to have someone to talk to.
Things spiral from there.
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27 Sep 2024
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spiritual life coach by goobthegoober
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
26 Apr 2022
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You run a local occult shop, and Delia Deetz hires you to be Lydia’s live-in spiritual life coach. You can’t see ghosts, but you can feel them. Beetlejuice takes advantage of that fact.
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27 Sep 2024
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Insect Wine Or Whatever-His-Name-Is by UnholyPlumpPrincess
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988)
06 Jun 2019
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Reader is being a tease and not saying Beetlejuice's name three times, of course.
You're really in for it, huh.
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26 Sep 2024
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You invite Beetlejuice to the graveyard - what could happen?
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26 Sep 2024
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Archer hates the Nazis’ ideology and the brutality of the SS, so what would need to change to make him even consider accepting Huth’s job offer? This fic is about how events could have played out differently and led to Archer ending up in Berlin, and what life might be like there.
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21 Sep 2024
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Building A Home of Hair And Straw by moemachina for tooth_and_claw
Fandoms: Maleficent (2014)
23 Dec 2017
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And now, knotted among all his familiar desires, here he found a new one, woven partly out of obligation and partly out of curiosity.
And partly out of loneliness, of course.
Yes, Diaval thought. I am needed.
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16 Sep 2024
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‘A single raven was just a raven. A group of ravens was called an unkindness. He had not known true unkindness until becoming a human, however, and even then, he had always known better. Diaval knew Maleficent better than anyone, and he’d thought, however foolishly, that they might have been friends after all they had endured together.’
Some time after Aurora’s wedding, Diaval struggles with his place in the Moors and Maleficent’s life. When the Phoenix Emerald, a precious heirloom of the Dark Fae, is stolen by the mysterious Moon Witch, the raven servant finds himself in a position to recover it - but at a great cost.
Featuring an illustration by swankkat in chapter 6!
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- Part 1 of Beyond the Black Veil
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15 Sep 2024