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    Wyatt Hayes @therealwyatthayes

    did montreal really think this basic bitch from detroit could replace goatlander

    [Attached image shows a smirking Brent Nordak holding up his Montreal Voyageurs Jersey.]

    Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov_81

    no score no points and roots showing from bad box dye
    all this for 3.3 million 😩😩 so sad

    Hayden Pike @haydenpikeofficial
    guys stfu you're both on MAIN 

    42k likes 1.2k retweets 13k replies 

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    Shane Hollanders replacement is finally here. No one is particularly pleased.

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    Shane Hollander sits in the stands, looking pretty as pie while high on his pain medication. He waves to the jumbotron, giddy and a bit feverish.

    "What the fuck is he doing" Comeau mumbles, tying his skates.

    "Let him have this" J.J interjects, exasperated.

    or: 5 times Shane Hollander was cute and 1 time the Metros responded

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    Hockey Blind Items @HockeyBlindItems
    Montreal Metros legal team spotted with NHL Commissioner Roger Crowell and Shane Hollanders agent outside official New York City head quarters 👀 Should the Centaurs be worried? Is Hollander coming home?

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    The internet believes Shane Hollander is returning to Montreal. Shane Hollander would prefer everyone stopped talking.

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    Hockey Gossip @hockeygoss

    🚨 Sources report Shane Hollander was overheard saying he "wants to go home" while sitting on a Montreal bench this afternoon.

    Several local residents described the player as "pathetic" and "kind of sad."

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    Shane Hollander is very lost. Despite what they claim, the fans aren't helping.

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    "Sieun, what are you wearing"

    Sieun stood on the grassy knoll. He fidgeted with his blazer, letting out a small cough.

    "Its my uniform"

    “What the fuck,” Suho whipped his head to Sieun, his voice dropping to a loud whisper. "Are you studying with thugs?"

    “Hey fuck you man” A resounding cry was heard in the background from a newly offended Baku.

    Or: After Suho wakes up from his coma, Sieun is delighted to see him. Unfortunately for him, Suho isn’t pleased with how Sieun's been running his life.

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    Bookmarks:
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