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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Long time camboy best friends Lan Zhan and Wei Ying intend to have dinner, watch Netflix, and chill together. Mother nature has other, more productive plans.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    07 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    Lan Zhan wakes up one morning and his shadow is behaving very strangely. It seems particularly interested in Wei Ying...

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    02 Nov 2024

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    “Let go,” Lan Wangji says.

    “Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?”

    “If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.”

    “And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?”

    (Or, oh my god, they were roommates.)

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    22 Sep 2024

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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    24 Jul 2024

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    "Home," she says eventually, pointing out at the sea.

    "Can you swim?"

    She shakes her head, stops. Thinks about it. Shakes her head again. "N-n-not home."

    "Not your home?" Lan Zhan thinks about it. "Your home is the sea, but not this part of it?"

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    Lan Zhan is one of few practising cultivators left. She spends her days at sea, on her boat putting restless souls at ease. She did not realise that she, too, is a restless soul.

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    23 May 2024

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    Lan Wangji is rescued from a shipwreck by a pretty little merman.

    They end up fucking. A lot.

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    15 May 2024

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    Before Lan Zhan could react, Wei Ying's pants were around his ankles. In the middle was a splash of purple. His took off his underwear too.
    Fortunately, his t-shirt was just long enough that at this angle Lan Zhan could only see a pair of slender tanned legs.
    It took a second for his sputtering brain to reconnect to his mouth. "Your shoes. I meant take off your shoes."

     

    AU high school story. Feat. misunderstandings, bad inflections, and lots of cold showers.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    “You know, Lan Zhan, the thought of waking up to you pounding away at me is really quite good. Maybe I will actually wake up at five in the morning for once.”

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    24 Nov 2023

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    Lan Wangji says, “I am also looking to . . . gain practical experience. It seemed mutually advantageous.”

    “Mutually advantageous,” Wei Wuxian echoes. “Wait. Do you mean I’d get to . . . ?”

    Lan Wangji stares at him.

    “Practice — on you?” Wei Wuxian finishes, his eyes round with disbelief.

    During a shared summer studying in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian diligently pursue an informed sexual education. What could possibly be the harm in some mutual learning?

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    01 Sep 2023

  11. Public Bookmark 94

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    Wei Ying: you don’t need to do anything! just say something dirty
    Lan Zhan: I’m... not great at dirty talk.
    Lan Zhan: Wait ten minutes and I’ll send you a picture of my boobs instead.

     

    Wei Ying grabbed a pillow and smothered her own face with it. Her mortification over having her obsession with Lan Zhan’s boobs revealed was warring with her excitement at the prospect of getting to actually see them. She was debating skipping town and starting her whole life over, when she thought to herself… technically, this did mean that she was going to get a picture of Lan Zhan’s boobs out of the whole ordeal. Which, you know. Hey. A win is a win.
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    In a fit of boredom, Wei Ying decides to give her long-abandoned dating app another shot. Flicking through the app half-interestedly, she suddenly stumbles across a profile from a girl that she used to know when she was a teenager... and the Lan Zhan of today seems a LOT different from how Wei Ying remembers her.

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    20 Aug 2023

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    “What if we’re soulmates, Lan Zhan?” his voice is still hoarse from sleep. “What if it’s you and me?”
    “It’s always you and me.” Lan Zhan says simply. “Things wouldn’t change.”
    Wei Ying tries not to scream at how good those words feel. But Lan Zhan means something else, he means friendship, and that’s not what Wei Ying is asking. Because of course it would be a big change. Being soulmates would change everything.
    He sighs, forcing himself not to curl into his best friend’s warm body, and tries again.
    “I’m serious. What if I’m your soulmate? Would you… What would you do?”
    His heart beats like a hummingbird’s wing inside his chest, the anticipation unbearable as Lan Zhan licks his lips and prepares for answering.
    “If you’re my soulmate,” Lan Zhan pauses, thinking of his words carefully. “I will love you until the end of my days.”

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    Soulmate AU where, once you're an adult, you start sharing your senses with your soulmate. It starts with only one sense, such as sight or hearing, but eventually, as you get closer together, you start sharing everything.
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    Translation to spanish available! (link inside)

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    24 Jul 2023

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    "Ooh, this is fascinating." Wei Wuxian lifts his hand and—Heavens help him—Lan Wangji's hand follows. Because they're stuck. They're stuck. Their fingers are interlaced, and they can't pull them apart. "You know, I wasn't expecting this, but isn't it odd? It's obviously a curse, but so far, it's not harmful."

    Oh, it is harmful, Lan Wangji thinks through a spinning head as he feels Wei Wuxian twist their hands this way and that, testing the limits of the curse. It is most certainly harmful.

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    A curse brings Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji together—literally.

    (tl;dr a curse makes teen!wwx and teen!lwj hold hands. lwj, who is very much in denial about his feelings, tries his best not to panic and wwx decides that Operation: Make Lan Zhan My Best Friend is a GO. hilarity ensues)

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    12 Jul 2023

  14. Public Bookmark 88

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    The Yiling Laozu turns his head and wraps his arms around Wei Ying’s waist. He whispers to Wei Ying, though his eyes flick towards Lan Wangji, and his lips quirk into a cruel grin that his husband replicates with an added dimple.

    Lan Wangji is not interested in remaining a bystander in this arrangement.

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    19 Mar 2023

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    “The entry requirement to be accepted into the manor.” Lan Zhan still wasn’t looking at Wei Ying. “It’s a legitimacy test for entering couples.”

    “Legitimacy test,” Wei Ying echoed.

    “To prove we are, without deception,” Lan Zhan said. A small swallow. “Intimate.”

    When a series of local couples go missing, longtime cultivation partners Wei Ying and Lan Zhan investigate. It was probably unrealistic to expect it would go without a hitch.

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    23 Nov 2022

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    In all his years teaching yoga, Lan Zhan has never had a problem keeping it professional, until he gets a new regular named Wei Ying.

    See, he's unbelievably gorgeous, and his ass looks divine in yoga pants.

    [Written for MDZS Kink Meme]

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    13 Jun 2022

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    “So you’re really telling me.” Wei Ying, flushed red and bunched up with his knees to his chest, is staring. Sort of abjectly, sort of disbelievingly. “This is a sex curse?”

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    07 May 2022

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    Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but feel a bit fond, even despite the embarrassment. Hadn’t he just done that a second ago? They were both playing bashful, even when this was just something Wei Wuxian’s mind had come up with.

    He licked his lips. “It’s fine. It’s not real.”

    Lan Zhan nodded slowly. “This is a dream.”

    “Yeah,” Wei Wuxian said, then firmer: “Yes. No harm done. You can eye me up.”

     

    or, wwx and lwj meet in dreams

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    30 Apr 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 12

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    A compilation of ficlets I've written for MDZS! Literally all of these were suggested via asks. Some are crack, some are angst, some are super short and others are not so much, it's very mixed bag. There's also some OC content in here! I wanted to have them all in one place- I'll update this as I get more requests. As you can see, I'm down to write for pretty much anything people suggest. I'll place a little intro before each chapter for context.
    I'm also ripping these directly from my tumblr and haven't read them in a while, and there's a lot to go through, so I'll be proofreading them later, maybe.

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    13 Feb 2022

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    Wei Wuxian loses his voice for a week. Lan Wangji tries to cope with the silence.

    Alternatively, the story wherein Wei Wuxian uses the curse inflicted on him to his advantage.

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    24 Jan 2021

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