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    They meet when they're just teenagers. They start fucking not too much longer after that. They also don't really allow themselves to get to know each other until much, much later.

    (In which your soulmate will one day say something that proves they understand you. Shane and Ilya don't exactly make a habit of talking.)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “My husband and I think you are pretty, Haasy.” Rozanov says slowly, patiently, like he’s talking to a dog and not a grown man who is trying desperately to not get hard in front of him. “Is this okay?”

    Then he licks his fucking lips, and Luca nearly passes out. He feels his dick twitch, and yeah — it’s all fucking over. He’s going to keel over and die right here; a virgin with no Stanley cups to his name, and a Wikipedia page that doesn’t even have a picture of him on it yet. All because his childhood crush — object of at least 50 percent of his filthiest fantasies, married to the object of the other 50 percent — just called him pretty and licked his lips like he wanted to take a bite out of him.

    After his second season with the Centaurs, Luca gets invited to his captains' cottage for a week.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Sometimes they’re curled up on the bed together afterwards and Shane runs his hands up and down Ilya’s body, rhythmic and smooth, touching just to touch. Ilya is stunning in the literal sense of the word: Shane is paralyzed by him, struck dumb. Desire may never be a problem here, but understanding is: Ilya feels distant and incomprehensible to Shane.

    A cross-section of Shane Hollander’s sex life.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    If you ask anyone who knows even the slightest bit about hockey, they would say that Shane Hollander is one of the nicest players out there. A generational talent with talks of a dynasty.

    If you ask Ilya Rozanov, he’d announce loudly that Shane Hollander is the best thing that happened to him. Don’t get it wrong; he’d still call him boring and polite and “very Canadian” and only the second best hockey player in the league. But there’d be a sparkle in his eye and a soft smile on his lips, and it wouldn’t be hard to see the pure adoration the man had for Shane Hollander. He’d mock him with “golden boy Shane Hollander,” but there’d be a thread of something hidden in his voice. Almost as if he doesn’t truly believe it.

    Or, Shane Hollander left Montreal. He's not sure if all of him did, though.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    cj and jo's collabs! these fics are all unconnected and can be read on their own :)

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    14 Jan 2026