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May their managers and dispatch never find out. by azzi_hime
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
11 Jan 2026
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Jinu was tired of doing everything himself. He just wanted to forget everything, so this nightmare can be finally over...was that too much to ask for? Even though he did have the most knowledge about the human world out of his group, he was still 400 years old. In short, he was really fucking old and his experience with technology and social skills leaves lot to desire and it's not like he could rely on his bandmates on this matter either.
Abby was too absorbed in his own image to care and when given a phone he immedietly broke it, Romance was too busy flirting with the plants and Jinu fears the day the pink haired man finds out about tinder, Mystery didn't even try. And Baby, who adapted surprisingly well despite this being his first time in the human world, had his phone privileges taken away after he spend over five hours on an app called tik tok.
After a little aciddent the maknae suggest they get a manager. Huntrix have one and they couldn't be worse than them now, could they?
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11 Jan 2026
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Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
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30 Aug 2017
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Poor, Unfor-tuna-te Shoals by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat) for earthinmywindow
Fandoms: Homestuck, Little Mermaid - All Media Types
24 Mar 2013
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Presenting a story based loosely around the human fairy tale "The Little Mermaid", featuring a yellow-blooded councilor of the Democratic Council of Lowbloods and the princess of the mythological seadwelling aristocracy and illustrated by the author.
Includes four scenes showing activities of a flushed nature, two flushed kisses, a profusion of explicit pale interaction which may be inappropriate for younger audiences, misuse of psychic abilities, one instance bordering on black flirtation, a conflicted relationship involving one-sided red feelings and one-sided pale feelings, five explosions, three heroic sacrifices, the death of a major character, a scene of spiritual possession, a red-blooded mutant showing extreme sass in the face of his genetic betters, a violent execution in flashback, and an epilogue.
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- Part 1 of Oceanbound
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11 Aug 2016
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A STORY WHERE TEREZI GETS FUCKED BY EVERYONE by Karezi413 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2018
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Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them
Relationships added as chapters add on!
Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title
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30 Mar 2016
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If there was something you could do to not be in a class with her, you swear you would.
If there was something you could do to not be in the same group as her, you would probably bring down the heavens for it.
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29 Mar 2016
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It was hot as fuck outside. Not just “mild perspiration” hot. Not “I need to reapply deodorant” hot. Not even “throw me a goddamn towel, I’m drenched” hot. It was “fuck me, I’m going to drown in my own sweat, then someone will boil my dead carcass because I’m so fucking sunburned I could be mistaken for a lobster” hot.
And you loved it.
Mainly because it gave you an excuse to complain even louder than you usually did, but what does that matter when it’s fucking summertime? No cranky-ass teachers or gym locker rooms filled with the worst possible combination of pubescent hormones, truly rank gym clothes (sure, Gamzee, you totally wash those every week), and what smelled like piss mixed with cleaning products (but was probably Axe). No scrambling to remember what assignments you forgot to remember to claim that you forgot about, and certainly no teenage fucking angst.
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Karkat goes to camp and eventually ends up with Terezi, mainly because I am personally offended that it seems like Karezi won't be endgame.
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24 Mar 2016
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13 Dec 2015
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"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity"
-Edvard MunchFlowers wither and rot
People do tooSeries
- Part 5 of how sad a flower
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13 Dec 2015
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“It just doesn’t taste right,” your Captain hisses. Her tongue rolls out against her dark lips, gray-teal and hungry. “No sigil, no marks, no brands-- he’s not from any guilds, gangs, or families, he’s not even a goddamn assassin, his hands are all the wrong shape. And yet we caught him in your respite block, trying to steal your signet ring while you slept.”
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09 Dec 2015
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The game remakes the world when they win. It forgets one thing.
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13 Nov 2015
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Illustrations by the very talented invalidGriffin
It's 1927, a year of gangsters, daring police chases, and storybook romance. Karkat Vantas is the owner of the hottest Jazz club in town, The Loaded Key, and the leader of the gang of bootleggers that keeps the speakeasy in the basement stocked. It's a lucrative setup, but he'll have to deal with the police, rival mobsters, and his own circle of gang members and friends falling apart around him. And when these three obstacles come together, it's going to take a little dealing, a little luck, and a whole lot of firepower to make it out in one piece.
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12 Nov 2015
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GC: D4V3
GC: 1 4M 1NF3ST3D W1TH YOUR HUM4N P4R4S1T3S
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05 Nov 2015
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Needs Assistance, Wants Direction by orphan_account for SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jan 2014
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Equius still didn't understand how Assistant Director Megido dared to presume he would be interested in… well, someone like her. Someone of inferior class and loose morals, with hand-me-down clothes and tasteless firetruck-red shoes, with an aptitude for high school theatre and loathsomely efficient leadership, with warm brown eyes and strong hands and a voice that made him want to – stop that thought right there. The fact that he was at the moment obediently following her into an empty classroom, soaked with sweat and shaking with confused want - that didn’t mean anything.
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14 Jul 2015
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John raises a brow at Terezi. “Do you really want to do this in front of your boyfriend?”
She raises one back. “Do you want to do it in front of yours?”
His shoulders hitch on a soundless laugh. “Good point,” he says and catches your eyes right before he kisses her.
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The legislacerator Neophyte Pyrope and the threshecutioner Probationer Vantas had a failing relationship that was vacillating between red and black in a destructive way, until the internationally wanted prankster thief John Egbert swooped in and totally made a mockery of ashen relationships. What kind of auspistice lets it get all the way to the pail? A failed one, that’s what. It still counts if he holds her hands so she can't claw up his pretty human boyfriend TOO much, right? No, no it doesn’t.Bookmarked by teeks
15 Dec 2014
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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10 Dec 2014
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Maybe vampires could have managed this better, you think, maybe some gentle human rainbow drinker could manage with a chromatic stable of one sole, small, sickly mark, but you didn’t get human fantasies, you’re not living a human story.
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20 Oct 2014
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The game gave them a world, and it was beautiful, and vast, and green, and sprawling. The water was clear and cold and the weather was fair, and the sun was gentle. There weren't eviscerbeasts or empires, or evil dogs of aggressive sapience, or temperamental bean mascots, or any other horrible thing. There wasn't anything else, either. Karkat guesses that would be up to them, and he's right.
One night, Kanaya approaches him with the problem of populate equilibrium. An unexpected solution arises.
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23 Sep 2014
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The Mindfang Journals - The Life and Loves of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang by derangedHomestuck76
Fandom: Homestuck
28 Oct 2025
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The adventures of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, the infamous Alternian Gamblignant. A beautiful and insatiable pirate, Spinneret, formerly known as Aranea Serket, happily takes what she wants from whomever she pleases, but a chance encounter with a political prisoner changes her life in ways she never thought possible. Mindfang learns that there is much more to life than satisfying herself and begins to discover her true purpose, which she embraces in her own unique ways. This series covers her life and her lovers, both red and black, while maintaining as close of a link to the canon Homestuck Ancestors storyline as possible.
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31 Jul 2014
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Growth (The Girl in the Hanging-Tree Remix) by dodostad, gogollescent
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Oct 2012
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Five people who wanted to know Terezi's story.
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18 Jun 2014
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Shipjammed: A Space Opera in Three Unfortunate Parts by Cephied_Variable
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Apr 2011
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After SBURB, the kids are stranded on a newly restored Alternia where they are forced to deal with all kinds of terrible, crazy alien crap like troll dating and getting shot with laser guns and intergalactic freedom movements. In space, no one can hear you be ironic. [IMAGE HEAVY]
NOTE: BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ENTIRE THING WHILE UPDATING WITH THE NEWEST CHAPTER. PLEASE UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS. :C
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30 Apr 2014