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    Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
    Dan?

    danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
    yeah?

    Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
    I think I'm in love with you
    I just
    I can't wait to meet you
    --
    Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    "You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"

    Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.

    Or,

    Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)

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    08 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    Hey Nana,
    Do you remember the first time we met? I believe in things like fate. So I think it was fate.
    Maybe fate will bring us together again someday. Maybe then, I won't be such a coward.
    Maybe we can go back to that apartment we shared and go watch the fireworks together.
    And maybe... I can kiss you like I mean it next time.

    ———

    Nana wrote Hachi a dozen letters over the years she never received. And now that she has them, she knows just where to find her.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    “I’m always amazed at how you’re not kidnapped or dead in a ditch. Your luck is almost annoying.”

     

    “What can I say?” Vi grinned with that casual leaning shrug. “God is a woman, and She thinks I’m hot.”

     

    Vi and Cait are coworkers on the second season of their hit show. Their characters onscreen have great chemistry and are popular with fans, but the actors themselves? Barely get along.

    Until they have to.

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    30 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    The farmhand Jess hires is a woman.

    Lupe is biting her nail now. Still avoiding Jess’ eyes. Her shoulders are hunched close to her ears. Jess can’t help but think the orange fabric of Lupe’s shirt brings out the copper tint in her eyes.

     

    I don’t like men.

     

    “Then what do you like?”

     

    The heat of Lupe’s hip feels like a sear at Jess’ side. Like a cattle brand. I belong here.

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    02 Nov 2023