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Wild Geese by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
30 Jun 2026
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Before Jason had returned, this had been his secret. He had not dared come back into this room since Red Hood had taken up residence in Wayne Manor.
Tim’s eyes traced each word, forcing his eyes to focus in on each letter, then the slope and shape of each brushstroke that made up the geese.You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.-or-
Tim find comfort in his Robin, in whatever way he can
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His Pale Eyes by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
04 Apr 2026
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Kon was utterly, undoubtedly, entirely fucked.
Above him, the woods were quiet. It wasn’t something you noticed unless you were really paying attention, but there was no tell-tale sound of animals rustling through foliage or birds singing. Even the wind seemed to shy away from the trees, leaving the air eerily still. It felt like the entire forest was holding its breath. Maybe he had disturbed whatever balance this place had with his landing. Out here, he could almost convince himself he was the last person left on earth, which was equal parts comforting and horrifying given his current situation.
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After a mission gone wrong, Kon-El finds himself deep in the woods at the edge of Gotham, being watched over by a young man with striking pale blue eyes.
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And So He Did by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
15 Jul 2025
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He chuckled. “What is the old Daelish curse? ‘May the Dread Wolf take you’?”
“And so he did.”
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And alternate ending to Solas and Lavellan's relationship.
Written for the Love Across Thedas Zine.
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Moonchase Beneath the Sandbearer by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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The goddess of dust groaned playfully, flicking his forehead. “Come on you two, it will be a fun game. What would your name be if you were a mortal?”
Morax shook his head again, reaching for his wine. “Guizhong, this is a pointless activity.”
“Humor me, Morax.”
“Well then I suppose if I had to choose a name, then it would be…” the archon thought for a moment, his eyes scanning the cloudy horizon across Jueyun Karst. He took a long drink from his wine, considering. “I suppose it could be Zhongli.”
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The Guili assembly gather for Moonchase.
Written for Moonlight Threads Volume 2.
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MY DAD GOT SOCIAL MEDIA AND THE INTERNET FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM AGAIN??? by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2024
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“Baba?” Banyue calls out, hesitant.
Xie Lian peaks his head out from the hall where he was folding the towels. “Yes sweetheart?”
“Why is Pei Xiu texting me about an Instagram account for your shop?”Or,
Months after Banyue’s cooking channel takes off, the world now knows that her baba is happily taken. Things finally start to calm down until Xie Lian decides it is finally time for him to get social media.
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MY DAD WENT VIRAL AND NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO DATE HIM??? by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2024
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Banyue really wasn’t sure how it happened. The video had been uploaded to YouTube so that her teacher could grade it, and someone must have found it and started sharing it. The next thing she knew, the video had surpassed 10,000 views and her comment section was filled with horny teenagers and young adults alike, even a smattering of middle-aged women who were allured by her father’s ‘ethereal beauty’. Their words, not hers.
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Banyue uploads a cooking video to YouTube for a class assignment and the internet loves Xie Lian
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After a long moment, he finally whispers, “I had a daughter.”
The hand in his hair pauses, and Boothill freezes up at the lack of sensation. Against his will, he feels his eyes begin to sting again. Hardly a second passes before the fingers on his scalp resume their movement and Argenti is pressing soft kisses to the top of his head while shushing him. Only then did Boothill realize that he had begun to cry.
“I had a family,” the admission falls from his lips like a prayer. “I had a family, and they loved me,” he sobs. “I loved them.”Or,
Boothill tells Argenti about what he lost
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“Ever since I met you, it’s been harder to stare danger in the eyes with a smile,” Boothill murmured. “Each time I walk into a fight I worry that I might not make it back to you.”
“You will,” Argenti assured. He turned his head to press a kiss to the cool metal of Boothill’s palm. “You will always make it back to me.”Or,
Argenti and Boothill have a rare moment alone together
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i'm on the run with you, my sweet love by thecryptidscurse for incarnandine
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Oct 2023
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Tenderly, Wriothesley reached behind Neuvillette’s head to pull at the ribbon securing his mask. With gentle hands, he slowly pulled it down to reveal the deep red blush that had taken up residence across his beloved Iudex’s cheeks.
“There you are,” he whispered, reverent.
It would never get old, watching the ever-stoic Chief Justice of Fontaine melt under his touch. Wriothesley would watch his like this—pinned under him, panting, blushing, beautiful—for eternity if he could.—or—
After keeping their relationship a secret at Fontaine's annual masquerade ball, Wriothesley and Neuvillette spend the night together.
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“Now I know your falcon’s name but not yours. I’m Baizhu.”
The handsome bartender set aside his towel, planting his hands on the edge of the bar and leaning in. “Diluc.”
Baizhu grinned. Diluc, what a lovely name.—or—
Third-wheeling for Zhongli and Ajax has never been so rewarding.
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- Part 1 of Studies in You
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legends are merely legends by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2023
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Even through he had once turned the world upside down, there had at last come a day when he was the one overturned. No one could be worshipped on the divine altar forever. Legends were merely legends.
-MXTX, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation Book 1
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A re-telling of Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation taking place after Heaven Official's Blessing if Wei Wuxian had prayed to Xie Lian for help in the Burial Mounds.
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If this is what happened when you lost your soulmate, then why should he want to find his in the first place? Kaveh gave up actively searching for his soulmate.
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A short and sweet haikaveh soulmate AU.
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if i could hold you for a minute, darling, i would do it again by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Aug 2023
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“Chief Justice, there has been an accident at the Opera House.”
Neuvillette couldn’t find it in himself to care about the whispers and stares that broke out around him as he sprinted past the Fountain of Lucine towards the Opera Epiclese. His true saving grace was that with how heavy the rain was coming down, they wouldn’t be able to tell where the rainwater began and his tears ended.
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Lyney is injured by an attacker at the Opera Epiclese and Neuvillette is desperate to keep him safe.
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Dilucs voice was like a balm on his soul, his words like honey in tea on a cool winter evening.
“‘Luc, I need help.” Squeezing his eyes shut, Kaveh slid down the wall, tucking his knees up to his chest. “I’m on a steady downward spiral, I don’t think I can pull myself out of it right now.”
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Kaveh asks his boyfriend for help
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honey, hold me close, hold me with both arms by thecryptidscurse for nya (1mb), SaqiKit
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Jul 2023
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Kneeling down in front of his lover, Alhaitham tenderly grasped his thighs, gazing up at Kaveh with all the reverence of a worshiper praying to their fallen god.
“Kaveh, habibi, I need you to focus on me, can you do that?”
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One of Kaveh's clients slips a drug in his drink that triggers his heat, and Alhaitham is a protective mate.
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to fall is also human by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
19 Jun 2023
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"When humans ascend, they are still human; when they fall, they are still human. To ascend is human, and to fall is also human."
-MXTX—or—
What happened while Hua Cheng waited 800 years for Xie Lian
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i'd marry you with paper rings by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
12 Jun 2023
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All Vash could focus on was Wolfwood and how downright angelic he looked haloed by the explosion. His mouth was already moving before he could form a coherent thought.
“Marry me.”
Wolfwood’s eyes widened, jaw dropping. “What?”
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Vashwood gunfight engagement a la SpyXFamily
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sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
11 Jun 2023
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“No, you don’t understand,” she groaned, pushing her friends computer away. “Professor Wolfwood is a notorious hardass, he’s basically a brick wall and he’s a super strict grader.”
“Cheer up!” Mari quipped. “I know you still need to fulfill your science credit. Why don’t you take professor Saveren’s environmental biology class with me? He’s literally so cool, he’s the one who convinced me to major in environmentalism.”
“I’ll take any cool profs I can get this semester. What’s the course number?”
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Sunshine professor Vash x Brick Wall professor Wolfwood
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“Are you ready?” he asked, glancing over to the Scribe.
“Bring him home,” Alhaitham whispered, the first thing he had said aloud today.-or-
Kaveh comes home
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爱人 (speak gently, my love) by thecryptidscurse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Mar 2023
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Tentatively pushing himself up, Baizhu winced as he was hit by the expected wave of dizziness. Reaching over for his cane by the bedside, the pharmacist pushed himself upward and towards Changsheng, who was impatiently waiting for their day to begin.
“Today is not a good day,” she hissed, wrapping her warm body around the tall mans shoulders. “Will you tell him?”
Leaning heavily on his cane, Baizhu exited their bedroom and made his way through their small living room to the kitchen, keeping quiet to avoid waking the sleeping girl in the room down the hall.
Pulling out the ingredients needed for breakfast, he sighed. “I will tell him if it gets any worse. This is nothing I have not dealt with, my friend.”
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Baizhu has a seizure, and Zhongli does his best to help.