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    More Info: SpamTenna [Kiss] Challenge

    SpamTenna [Kiss] Challenge:
    Day 1: Kiss on the Palm
    Day 2: Kiss on the Cheek
    Day 3: Nose Kiss
    Day 4: Neck Kiss
    Day 5: Secret Kiss
    Day 6: Valentine's Kiss

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    A series of SpamTenna Yuri fics exploring their sexual experiences in different points in their lives and Tenna sometimes getting pregnant because of it. Domestic fluff with a growing family.
    Series was written out of order as more ideas came to mind.

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    More Info: SpamTenna Week 2025 and SpamTenna Week Holiday Specil

    My Prompts:
    Day 1: Behind The Scenes
    Day 2: Tropic of Love
    Day 3: Marriage
    Day 4: Confessions/Secrets
    Day 5: Reunion
    Day 6: UTSpamtenna
    Day 7: Flowerpot AU

    SpamTenna Week Holiday Specil!
    Day 1: Snow Day/Warming Up
    Day 2: Mistletoe/Wrapped Up With A Bow
    Day 3: Decorations/Angel Wings/Sweet Treat

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    Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.

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    30 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 12

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    Tenna ask Spamton if they could start a family together

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    20 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 18

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    Short freaky Spamtenna comic where Tenna wants to try being the top for once.

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    11 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 15

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    Spamton comes across a lucky find of an unopened bottle of liquor in the dump.
    But alcohol always brings up memories, and some of them drive him to questionable decisions.
    (A "Spamton fucks himself with a bottle after getting worked up over memories of that darned television" smutshot)

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Sighing, Tenna cups the bottom of his plush stomach, feeling the way it bows out into his hand. He feels so… old. It doesn't help that he still has those photos from the early days in his career pinned up and down his mirror, taunting him with the reminder that he's going out of fashion and getting out of shape. What's even worse is he's due out for dinner in thirty, and he’s forced to wear his trousers low under the curve of what can only be described as a belly, because they won't button any other way. It frames the whole – situation – in an unforgiving way, creating a noticeable pooch that hangs just slightly over his waistband. Then, there's the issue of how they dig into his hips, causing them to spill over just slightly. If he’s not careful, he’s going to have to start describing them as love handles. Love handles! What sort of performer has them? None! Not a single one, the last time he checked. And he checks a lot. Turning on his heel, he walks over to his couch and sits down, pointedly ignoring the way his pants feel even tighter. They bunch at his crotch awkwardly, the fabric around his thighs stretched tight, and he finds himself trying to adjust himself to no avail.

    How did he let it get this bad? Again?

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    06 Mar 2026